DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2024    Duedate: 05/18/2024

MORDANT ARENA

DM 1    TURN 1011

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CANNOLI
SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
(1-10142) [19-9-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUD PIE                        YOU DO YOU
SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)          YUPPIE IDIOMS 201 (717)
(1-10141) [18-10-1,120]        (1-10070) [5-1-0,43]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RUNALONG                       MUD PIE
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)        SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
(1-9999) [16-33-0,89]          (1-10141) [18-10-1,120]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)         48 
2. FANTASIA (272)                47    POINT GUARDS (620)
3. HOT RODS (297)                19    Unchartered Team
4. BLACK ARMADA (236)            15 
5. EXORCISE THIS (710)           12    YUPPIE IDIOMS 201 (717)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHECK YO SELF (724)        4   0  2 100.   1/ 3 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)    12  3 0
 2/ 2 POINT GUARDS (620)        10   3  0 76.9   2/ 1 CARE LESS BEARS (267)     9  6 0
 3- 3 MADNESS 2 II (712)        17   7  0 70.8   3/ 2 HOT RODS (297)            8  4 0
 4/ 0*YUPPIE IDIOMS 201 (717)    6   3  0 66.7   4/ 4 BLACK MONASTARY (243)     6  7 0
 5/ 4 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     89  47  3 65.4   5/ 6 BLACK OUTPOST (252)       5  5 0
 6/ 0 FANTASIA (272)            40  29  0 58.0   6/ 5 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   5  9 0
 7/ 5 BLACK MONASTARY (243)     85  64  7 57.0   7/ 8 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   5 10 0
 8/ 0 BLACK JUNTA (295)         50  39  1 56.2   8/ 9 BLACK PANTHEON (299)      4  6 1
 9/ 6 CARE LESS BEARS (267)    708 555 34 56.1   9/ 7 BLACK ARMADA (236)        4 11 1
10/ 7 HOT RODS (297)           141 120  4 54.0  10-10*CHECK YO SELF (724)       2  0 1
11/ 8 BLACK ARMADA (236)        38  41  3 48.1  11/11 POINT GUARDS (620)        2  1 0
12- 9 RAT PAK (155)            124 138 11 47.3  12/ 0 FANTASIA (272)            2  3 0
13/10 BLACK OUTPOST (252)       35  41  1 46.1  13/ 0*YUPPIE IDIOMS 201 (717)   1  0 0
14/11 EXORCISE THIS (710)       53  63  5 45.7  14-12 MADNESS 2 II (712)        1  1 0
15-13 THE BLACK EXPRESS (241)   38  47  4 44.7  15/13 EXORCISE THIS (710)       1  2 0
16/12 BLACK PANTHEON (299)      53  66  3 44.5  16-14 RAT PAK (155)             0  1 0
17/14 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)  947 1524 27 38.3  17-15 THE BLACK EXPRESS (241)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18/15 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   15  29  3 34.1  18/ 0 BLACK JUNTA (295)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

The Lady of the Isle has sent her summons!  I am off to join the hallowed halls of 
Lord Protectors, and test my mettle against the best from all over Alastari.  Either 
that, or I'll be tending sheep on the Isle.  Neon hasn't informed me yet.

I'll give one of our lucky Challenger Champions a chance to claim the throne from me 
in one last battle here in Mordant (rather than backing into it).  No last turn dark 
arena for me (even though I DO have "black" in my name.)  Who wants to sip from my cup 
of pain?  [Hey, that will make a good warrior name over in Jhelum.]

Until I next see you on the Isle of the Eye, stay frosty, Mordant. May the gods guide 
your blows straight and true!

                                          -- Black Chalice

                                      SPY REPORT

Spymaster's Report DM-1, Turn 1011

(Amathus hops out of the gate, in raggedy rabbit garb, one ear flopped lazily to the 
side.  His whiskers are repurposed from his rat costume the prior month ...)

Have I mentioned it is SPRING, my noble lords and ladies?  A time for rebirth!  
Rekindling of relations!  A time for ... rejoining!  YES!  (He thrusts his pelvis to 
the guffaws of the crowd)

No doubt the ladies of ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA are keeping their dance cards full!

Yes indeed, it is a time for getting *busy* ... with the clashing of steel and the 
spilling of guts, of course!  And your loyal servant RABBATHUS will proceed with the 
reporting of the lore of the gore, of the mace to the face! 

JUST DESSERTS were frolicking indeed, parlaying their 4-1 turn into a 12-3 record over 
the last three cycles!  MORDANT's sweet tooths (toothes? tooves?  no matter!) cannot 
get enough!

We also welcome back to the sands YUPPIE IDIOMS, whose sole warrior, standoffish YOU 
DO YOU graced the sands with a four-minute masterful win over BLACK VESPERS.  The 
harlots of MORDANT were disappointed by the victor's disinterest in their wares, while 
he took his own advice, enjoying his win in the tavern with a snifter of whiskey.  
Perhaps you could spare a snort for this humble rodent, kind sir YUPPIE?

There was plenty of action at the top of the rankings as BLACK CHALICE offered sweet 
surrender to CANNOLI, and again the Duelmaster's Throne changed hands along with the 
obligatory (?) invite for the incoming champion!  The graduating basher congratulated 
himself on his immiment ascension with an *extra* three lashes in dark ecstasy, 
earning him a confused look from LADY GREYWAND and a hasty change of loinclothes!

I am pleased to report that CARE LESS BEARS finally (!) exacted their revenge on 
steamy SAUNA WEATHER, with the hopping mad GERIATRIC BEAR penetrating the HOMICIDAL 
MANIAC's wide open "defenses."  For a minute, at least, the elder BEAR was positively 
*throbbing* with youth, until retiring to his quarters with a cigar and a glass of 
warm milk.

(Amathus nibbles briefly on a half-rotted carrot, then tosses it into the stands)

When a man is down, there is only one way to go -- straight up!  He must pull himself 
upright, fully erect!  Indeed he must rise from six to midnight, ladies and lords!  
Cast your eyes now upon the firm and strong ALBINO, who exacted his pale revenge on 
BLACK BONE, who found himself on all fours for the second straight week.  Who is 
pitching, indeed, BLACK BONE -- and who is catching?  Ha!

Following last cycle's rainstorms, FLEET CAPTAIN plundered the wet and waiting 
DAUGHTER BEAR, who was doubtless setting up the smooth-moving commander for a surprise 
this time next month!   The BLACK FLEET warrior was seen consulting with his team of 
barristers for days thereafter!

Credit is also due KATHY, the apparent sergeant of arms over at ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA, who 
proved to JUST DESSERTS that she is *firmly* on top of the initiates and is not to be 
... TRIFLEd with.  I think we know who wears the devices over at the sorority house!  
And sadly, we know who among the sisterhood is destined for a fighting career of 
disappointing rear-enders, as poor LAURA ANN found herself weeping and winless once 
more.  Surely some Prince will come to her rescue and give her a win, but as you know 
... IT'S COMPLICATED.

What better time than Spring to talk of the Young Warriors about MORDANT!  Strutting 
about like the cock of the walk was ARTAX of FANTASIA, who in his maiden voyage 
breached the (somewhat overtaxed!) defenses of the Commission's Own GESHI SCRIVENER, 
who found himself spread-eagled on the sands frequently this cycle -- that is, until 
he met up with the hapless AUTOCRAT BEAR, who apparently preferred a *submissive* 
position as he gleefully received his beating from the furious scribe.  "Who art thou 
calling *dyslexic* !?!?" the enraged GESHI was heard to be shouting as he pummelled 
the teddy tyrant, shedding tears of dark joy.

HUNDINGSBANA returned to Old MORDANT with conquest on his mind, taking on all comers.  
And then he received news of his matchup with dread BENO -- followed by eight minutes 
of parries, gaseous emenatations, dodges, and finally, tired, spent exhaustion.  
Laying there on the sands, the losing (yet strangely satisfied) HUN offered the POINT 
GUARD a puff on his cigarette; bold BENO's reply:  "no thanks, one drag is enough!"  
YOU DO YOU, BENO!  Ha! 

Liberally using the DARK ARENA this cycle were FANTASIA, who drugged their warriors 
into a stupor before shoving them out into the night fight with nary but BLACK 
CHALICE's used loinclothes and a shaft of limp broccoli.  No doubt we will be *graced* 
by the appearance of a new generation of warriors anon ... either that, or more grist 
for SHEWISH GIANT, who was seen gnoshing on the limbs of FIGURETI and KING ZOG in his 
arenaside cage.  He even allowed some of the waifs of MORDANT to paint vernal flowers 
on his leg!  What a lovable lug!

I'm pleased to report that the slashers of MORDANT found their whestones and sobriety 
and managed a barely-respectable .500 showing this cycle.  No doubt the booze shortage 
and brothels contributed to the spring in their steps!

As evening falls, even this dirty, humble rabbit must take his leave and spring forth 
to find some ... bunny ...  to love!  Wish me fortune, friends, for those gifted in 
the glib arts are oft unlucky in the ways of romance.  But even a fool can get lucky!

-- Rabbathus

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANNOLI 10142                19   9  0 118         SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUD PIE 10141                18  10  1 120         SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     
 ALBINO 9960                  16  32  3 102         EXORCISE THIS (710)       
 GERIATRIC BEAR 10150         12   3  0 101         CARE LESS BEARS (267)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COOKIE DOUGH 10136           15   9  0  95         SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNALONG 9999                16  33  0  89         HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   
 BLACK BONE 4430              21  14  0  87         HOT RODS (297)            
 HARDHEADED 10119             18   5  0  87         HOT RODS (297)            
 SAUNA WEATHER 10016          17  29  2  82         HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   
 HUSSY BUG 10050              17  21  0  81         HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   
 PIPELAYER 10176               6   2  0  75         HOT RODS (297)            
 BLACK MYSTIC 5685            16  11  0  73         BLACK PANTHEON (299)      
 LAURA 6248                    6   3  0  68         ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENO 8480                    10   3  0  66         POINT GUARDS (620)        
 FLEET CAPTAIN 10110           7   5  0  64         BLACK ARMADA (236)        
 ADMIRAL BECKETT 10108        10   2  2  63         BLACK ARMADA (236)        
 BLACK RITE 10163              9   3  1  63         BLACK MONASTARY (243)     
 DAUGHTER BEAR 10022           8  35  0  59         HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   
 COLONOSCOPY BEAR 10161        7   2  0  57         CARE LESS BEARS (267)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEPING GOD 10102           12   6  0  50         BLACK ARMADA (236)        
 STONECIPHER 10003             3   3  0  50         BLACK JUNTA (295)         
 HUNDINGSBANA 2938             7   6  0  46         BLACK OUTPOST (252)       
 YOU DO YOU 10070              5   1  0  43         YUPPIE IDIOMS 201 (717)   
 SWEAR BEAR 10184              8   0  0  41         CARE LESS BEARS (267)     
 BRITTLE 10216                 3   0  0  38         SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     
 BLACK VESPERS 10144           7   9  2  35         BLACK MONASTARY (243)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RATINTHEKITCHEN 9986          4   8  0  33         RAT PAK (155)             
 SCALPEL 2941                  9   3  0  32         BLACK OUTPOST (252)       
 NECRONOMICON 10095            7   2  1  32         BLACK MONASTARY (243)     
-A BIT OF REVERB 10193         2   0  2  28         CHECK YO SELF (724)       
 KATHY 10181                   5   3  2  27         ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   
 BLACK DOVE 6157               3   4  1  25         BLACK PANTHEON (299)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IT'S COMPLICATED 10133        1  20  0  23         HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)   
 TRIFLE 10199                  2   2  0  19         SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)     
-SINGING GUY LOVE 10192        1   0  0  19         CHECK YO SELF (724)       
 BLACK DEITY 6306              4   1  1  18         BLACK PANTHEON (299)      
 ROCKBITER 6842                1   1  0  18         FANTASIA (272)            
 THE BLUE PILL 10211           2   1  0  17         HOT RODS (297)            
 LILLY 10182                   3   5  1  16         ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   
 ARTAX 3294                    1   0  0  15         FANTASIA (272)            
 AUTOCRAT BEAR 10204           2   3  0  11         CARE LESS BEARS (267)     
 LAURA ANN 6250                0   9  0   9         ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)   
 STINKBOB BEAR 10233           0   1  0   1         CARE LESS BEARS (267)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GRUNESH THE ORC         0  0 0                      ADMIRAL BECKETT 10108 1011 NONE
SUZI 10183              1  6 0 ALPHA ALPHA ALPH 446 BLACK DEITY 6306      1010  
DARK SLOOP 1 10235      0  1 0 BLACK ARMADA 236     STONE GOLEM           1011 NONE
DARK SLOOP 2 10236      0  1 0 BLACK ARMADA 236     SPYMASTER             1011 NONE
DARK MONK 3 10234       0  1 0 BLACK MONASTARY 243  HIGH ELF              1011 NONE
BAGPIPE BEAR 10118      6  2 0 CARE LESS BEARS 267  SAUNA WEATHER 10016   1008 JUST REVENGED
LIMBURGER BEAR 10218    1  1 0 CARE LESS BEARS 267  A BIT OF REVERB 10193 1010  
FIGURETI 10044          0  1 0 FANTASIA 272         SHEWISH GIANT         1011 NONE
KING ZOG 10043          0  1 0 FANTASIA 272         SHEWISH GIANT         1011 NONE
VALENCIER 10045         0  1 0 FANTASIA 272         DARK CHAMPION         1011 NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLONDIE 10148           9  5 0 SIMPLY DESSERTS 720  ALBINO 9960           1007 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Once again, way to keep us entertained, Amathus. You even sprinkled in some tourney 
nuggets.  Nicely done.  A case of cooking sherry is headed your way.  Keep paying your 
little birds well; they are keeping you well informed. -- Neon Necromancer

Okay, time to actually start avenging some deaths.  That idea to use Sauna Weather for 
some easy skills isn't turning out so well; he's a truly awful teacher. -- Care Less 
Bears

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIGURETI was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK SLOOP 2 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DARK MONK 3 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KING ZOG was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DARK SLOOP 1 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
VALENCIER was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
GERIATRIC BEAR overpowered SAUNA WEATHER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
BLACK CHALICE was devastated by CANNOLI in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
BLACK BONE lost to ALBINO in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
COOKIE DOUGH vanquished BLACK MYSTIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FLEET CAPTAIN savagely defeated DAUGHTER BEAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
BRITTLE overpowered BLACK DEITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRIFLE was luckily beaten by KATHY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
MUD PIE subdued HARDHEADED in a popular 3 minute master's match.
HUSSY BUG handily defeated SLEEPING GOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUNALONG devastated COLONOSCOPY BEAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LAURA luckily beat STONECIPHER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody brawl.
PIPELAYER savagely defeated TIEN-SHU OF GENRAI in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
BENO savagely defeated HUNDINGSBANA in a tiring 8 minute bloody match.
YOU DO YOU bested BLACK VESPERS in a popular 4 minute contest.
ADMIRAL BECKETT assassinated GRUNESH THE ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
BLACK RITE handily defeated MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NECRONOMICON viciously subdued LAURA ANN in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
SWEAR BEAR luckily beat MONEYBAGS MEFRIN in a tiresome 14 minute duel.
SCALPEL defeated LILLY in a 2 minute duel.
IT'S COMPLICATED was defeated by BLACK DOVE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ROCKBITER vanquished SLEN SNOTNOSE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AUTOCRAT BEAR was handily defeated by GESHI SCRIVENER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE BLUE PILL beat GESHI SCRIVENER in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
STINKBOB BEAR was overpowered by GRALL THE DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARTAX won victory over GESHI SCRIVENER in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       36 -   8 -  0      82  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  32 -  4      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  16 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  22 -  3      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  17 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  51 -  1      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 1011 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CANNOLI 10142              19   9  0  118 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
BASHING ATTACK   MUD PIE 10141              18  10  1  120 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
PARRY-LUNGE      COOKIE DOUGH 10136         15   9  0   95 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK BONE 4430            21  14  0   87 HOT RODS (297)
TOTAL PARRY      HARDHEADED 10119           18   5  0   87 HOT RODS (297)
SLASHING ATTACK  PIPELAYER 10176             6   2  0   75 HOT RODS (297)
STRIKING ATTACK  COLONOSCOPY BEAR 10161      7   2  0   57 CARE LESS BEARS (267)
AIMED BLOW       SLEEPING GOD 10102         12   6  0   50 BLACK ARMADA (236)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RUNALONG 9999.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MUD PIE 10141.  The ten other most popular fighters were STONECIPHER 10003, 
PIPELAYER 10176, BLACK VESPERS 10144, TRIFLE 10199, NECRONOMICON 10095, BLACK DOVE 
6157, BLACK BONE 4430, ALBINO 9960, FLEET CAPTAIN 10110, and HUSSY BUG 10050.

The least popular fighter this week was SWEAR BEAR 10184.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BENO 8480, HUNDINGSBANA 2938, STINKBOB BEAR 10233, COLONOSCOPY 
BEAR 10161, BLACK DEITY 6306, SAUNA WEATHER 10016, VALENCIER 10045, DARK SLOOP 1 
10235, KING ZOG 10043, and DARK MONK 3 10234.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CANNOLI (1-10142) SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLACK CHALICE (1-10018) BLACK MONASTARY (243)

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 17-19, 2025! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $209.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's 
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      The official block cutoff is mid-December so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF72inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 
You can contact the Tempe Embassy (480-897-7444) to be put on the waiting list for 
a double suite, too.

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOSOMY GOLDMINE 8537 (149-58-1)        5  3  0         SUPER STARS R US     

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BALL PEIN 8379 (78-55-4)               1  4  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     
RAGAMOFFYN 1943 (96-102-1)             0  5  0         SWEORDMASTERS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JACK B. NIMBLE 9078 (133-106-1)        2  3  0         RUN DMC              
RUN'S HOUSE 8735 (133-73-2)            2  3  0         RUN DMC              
VICIOUS-RAT 3047 (60-66-3)             2  3  0         RAT PAK              
SEVENTH SON 9401 (72-74-0)             1  3  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HUGE HEIGHTS 9308 (99-88-0)            4  3  0         RUN DMC              
UNABOMB BEAR 6828 (35-28-2)            1  3  0         CARE LESS BEARS      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GLAMDRING 2936 (8-7-0)                 1  3  0         BLACK OUTPOST        
SASHA 9985 (14-5-0)                    1  3  0         MADNESS 2 II         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BARRICADE 9671 (2-0-0)                 1  3  0         FAVORITE SAYINGS     
COLONOSCOPY BEAR 10161 (5-1-0)         1  3  0         CARE LESS BEARS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAY THEM DOWN 10195 (1-0-0)            5  1  0  DEAD   CHECK YO SELF        
QUANTUM PARTICLE 8201 (4-0-0)          4  3  0         ENTERPRISE           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SINGING GUY LOVE 10192 (0-0-0)         8  3  0         CHECK YO SELF        
ALDHIBAH 10164 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         DRACO                
KNIGHT OF AVALON 10200 (0-0-0)         5  3  0  DEAD   THE BLACK EXPRESS    

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOY 7701 (76-81-1)                     1  3  0         MIGHTY MORALS II     

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK ATHENA 6078 (3-6-0)              0  3  0         BLACK PANTHEON       

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STONECIPHER 10003 (3-2-0)              0  3  0         BLACK JUNTA          

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOU DO YOU 10070 (4-1-0)               0  3  0         YUPPIE IDIOMS 201    

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COUNSELOR TROY 5338 (4-4-0)            1  3  0         ENTERPRISE           
NECRONOMICON 10095 (6-2-1)             1  3  0         BLACK MONASTARY      
THORN 5537 (1-3-0)                     0  3  0         DRIFTERS             

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
A BIT OF REVERB 10193 (1-0-1)          2  3  0         CHECK YO SELF        
CAPT PICARD 8174 (3-1-1)               0  3  0         ENTERPRISE           

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARCTIC TUMBLER 9483 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         MANNEQUIN'S BEST     

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

Our summer Face-to-Face is in the midwest again this year, and we're going back to the 
Twin Cities! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Bloomington, MN on July 12-
14, 2024! It will be held at the Embassy Suites Minneapolis Airport (800-317-8143). 
Room rates are $164/$174 for king and 2 doubles suites respectively, and all have free 
high speed internet and all the Embassy goodness (free made-to-order breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, airport shuttle, indoor pool, business center and 
on-site restaurant.  The rooms are blocked and the code is "915." 

         The official block cutoff is June 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
         The hotel reservation site is:  https://tinyurl.com/FF71inMinneapolis

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI