DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2024    Duedate: 05/20/2024

ZUKAL ARENA

DM 9    TURN 1006

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PATCHES FLOYD
PET SHOP FLOYD (459)
(9-6466) [18-19-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATCHES FLOYD                  ACEY DEUCEY
PET SHOP FLOYD (459)           WILD CARDS (603)
(9-6466) [18-19-1,122]         (9-6554) [4-0-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PATCHES FLOYD                  SOFT DOLLS
PET SHOP FLOYD (459)           BLUE MOON (381)
(9-6466) [18-19-1,122]         (9-6514) [17-12-0,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PET SHOP FLOYD (459)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WILD CARDS (603)              42 
2. BLUE MOON (381)               22    SINN'RS 'R US (591)
3. PET SHOP FLOYD (459)          20    Unchartered Team
4. BECAUSE...BUBBA (584)         10 
5. QUEEN (522)                   8     WILD CARDS (603)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SINN'RS 'R US (591)       12   3  2 80.0   1/ 1 PET SHOP FLOYD (459)      8  5 0
 2/ 0 BECAUSE...BUBBA (584)      8   2  0 80.0   2/ 2 THE INSANE GROUP (105)    6  6 0
 3- 3*ORDER OF FOG (594)         3   2  0 60.0   3/ 5*WILD CARDS (603)          5  4 0
 4/ 4 PET SHOP FLOYD (459)     308 216 17 58.8   4/ 4 BLUE MOON (381)           5  7 0
 5/ 5 QUEEN (522)              506 381 24 57.0   5/ 3 QUEEN (522)               3  3 0
 6/ 7*WILD CARDS (603)          13  10  1 56.5   6/ 0 BECAUSE...BUBBA (584)     1  0 0
 7/ 6 THE INSANE GROUP (105)   108  86 14 55.7   7/ 6 SINN'RS 'R US (591)       1  1 0
 8/ 8 BLUE MOON (381)          1319 1632 41 44.7   8- 8*ORDER OF FOG (594)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hail and well met, Zukal!

Looking out from the throne I see a lot of veteran's in this arena.  You know what 
that means?  Lots of puds.  I guess you don't realize you're a pud until you're 
pushing 40 fights and nowhere close to graduating.  Heck I just got my expert in 
attack.  That would have helped say 30 fights ago.  I have to admit I'm a little 
worried about this Insane Group.  They seem to have a lot of kills for a young stable.  
I will avoid no one though as is our tradition.

                                          -- Patches Floyd

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ZUKAL.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  BLUE MOON had cause to 
celebrate, after SOFT DOLLS got 21 points by beating BODY LANGUAGE.  WIERD WALLY 
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to ROCKIN WORLD and 
losing 5 points in the process!  SHORT SHEW found out that ZUKAL isn't a democracy.  
You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in ZUKAL avoid PET SHOP FLOYD.  Like a pup with its tail between 
its legs, WILD CARDS scurried away from PET SHOP FLOYD.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is 
famous for fifteen minutes, and FANCY FRED is it right now.  Most challenged warrior. 
Isn't THE INSANE GROUP proud!  Do my ears deceive me?  HIS NIBS (outclassed by 31 
points) challenged SCHNAUZER FLOYD, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Soopreyes, 
soopreyes!  HIS NIBS emerges from the fray 1 points the richer.  Good show, HIS NIBS! 
IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below:  ACEY DEUCEY.  
ACEY DEUCEY of WILD CARDS kept hers wits as she defeated IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
ZUKAL, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Blue Boar 
Inn.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATCHES FLOYD 6466           18  19  1 122         PET SHOP FLOYD (459)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEX PANTHER 6384              8   2  0 115         BECAUSE...BUBBA (584)     
 LUNATIC LARRY 921            29   9  4 111         THE INSANE GROUP (105)    
 SOFT DOLLS 6514              17  12  0 111         BLUE MOON (381)           
 BODY LANGUAGE 6430           26  18  0  96         QUEEN (522)               
 SHORT SHEW 6443              13  33  0  95         BLUE MOON (381)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMENTED DAN 864             17  21  4  90         THE INSANE GROUP (105)    
 PLATYPUS FLOYD 6551          13   7  1  90         PET SHOP FLOYD (459)      
 SINNAMON LUV 6452             9   3  0  81         SINN'RS 'R US (591)       
 ROCKIN WORLD 6561             6   1  0  69         QUEEN (522)               

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUSKY FLOYD 6552             10   9  1  63         PET SHOP FLOYD (459)      
 WIERD WALLY 1134             11  13  0  60         THE INSANE GROUP (105)    
 SCHNAUZER FLOYD 6553         10   6  1  57         PET SHOP FLOYD (459)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACEY DEUCEY 6554              4   0  0  51         WILD CARDS (603)          
 ECLIPSE 6540                 12  10  0  50         BLUE MOON (381)           
 IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? 6484      8  26  0  50         BLUE MOON (381)           
-SHADOW DANCER 6470            3   2  0  49         ORDER OF FOG (594)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACKLACED BETTER 5911        8   5  0  37         THE INSANE GROUP (105)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANCY FRED 5945               1   2  0  27         THE INSANE GROUP (105)    
 QUEEN OF CLUBS 6580           2   0  0  26         WILD CARDS (603)          
 HIS NOBS 6555                 3   3  0  25         WILD CARDS (603)          
 HIS NIBS 6557                 2   3  0  25         WILD CARDS (603)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MOONAHINW 6568          2  5 1 BLUE MOON 381        BIG CAN O CRAZY 6576  1002 NONE
SABLE FLOYD 6590        0  1 0 PET SHOP FLOYD 459   DARK CHAMPION         1006 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Demented Dan -- Yo' crazy a$$ needs to do some Burpies. -- Sinnamon Luv

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SABLE FLOYD was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HIS NIBS was vanquished by SCHNAUZER FLOYD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
ACEY DEUCEY demolished IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
QUEEN OF CLUBS viciously subdued FANCY FRED in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PATCHES FLOYD won victory over SHORT SHEW in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
LUNATIC LARRY beat PLATYPUS FLOYD in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
SEX PANTHER overpowered SINNAMON LUV in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BODY LANGUAGE was vanquished by SOFT DOLLS in a popular 4 minute uneven duel.
DEMENTED DAN slimly won victory over HUSKY FLOYD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROCKIN WORLD beat WIERD WALLY in a 3 minute melee.
BLACKLACED BETTER was beaten by ECLIPSE in a 3 minute brutal fight.
HIS NOBS demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  14 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  23 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1006 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SEX PANTHER 6384            8   2  0  115 BECAUSE...BUBBA (584)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUNATIC LARRY 921          29   9  4  111 THE INSANE GROUP (105)
AIMED BLOW       SOFT DOLLS 6514            17  12  0  111 BLUE MOON (381)
TOTAL PARRY      BODY LANGUAGE 6430         26  18  0   96 QUEEN (522)
WALL OF STEEL    SINNAMON LUV 6452           9   3  0   81 SINN'RS 'R US (591)
BASHING ATTACK   HUSKY FLOYD 6552           10   9  1   63 PET SHOP FLOYD (459)
PARRY-LUNGE      ACEY DEUCEY 6554            4   0  0   51 WILD CARDS (603)
SLASHING ATTACK  ECLIPSE 6540               12  10  0   50 BLUE MOON (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PATCHES FLOYD 6466.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SOFT DOLLS 6514.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLATYPUS FLOYD 
6551, ACEY DEUCEY 6554, QUEEN OF CLUBS 6580, WIERD WALLY 1134, SABLE FLOYD 6590, 
PATCHES FLOYD 6466, LUNATIC LARRY 921, DEMENTED DAN 864, BLACKLACED BETTER 5911, and 
ECLIPSE 6540.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCKIN WORLD 6561.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SINNAMON LUV 6452, IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT? 6484, HIS NIBS 6557, HIS 
NOBS 6555, FANCY FRED 5945, HUSKY FLOYD 6552, BODY LANGUAGE 6430, SEX PANTHER 6384, 
SHORT SHEW 6443, and SCHNAUZER FLOYD 6553.

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 17-19, 2025! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $209.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's 
a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the group code is 929.

      The official block cutoff is mid-December so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF72inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 
You can contact the Tempe Embassy (480-897-7444) to be put on the waiting list for 
a double suite, too.

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CALAVERA 4915 (253-164-3)              6  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
MABUSHI 5548 (129-112-0)               4  3  0         QUEEN                
MENDELSSOHN 2894 (454-198-3)           2  3  0         WASTELANDERS II      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BILBO BAGGINNI 5508 (154-57-1)         5  3  0         MIDDLE ITALY         
BERNARD 6057 (79-32-0)                 1  4  0         WESTWORLD            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEX PANTHER 6384 (7-2-0)               4  3  0         BECAUSE...BUBBA      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHERTON 6491 (3-1-0)                   7  3  0         LEO                  

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ACEY DEUCEY 6554 (2-0-0)               2  3  0         WILD CARDS           
HIS NIBS 6557 (2-1-0)                  2  3  0         WILD CARDS           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GYPSY ROSE 5146 (0-1-0)                5  3  1         BOOKIE'S BROTHEL     
DEAD MONEY 6565 (1-0-0)                2  3  0         WILD CARDS           
BEST FRIEND 6571 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         QUEEN                

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRAGON FRUIT 6542 (0-0-0)              6  3  0         KILLER FRUIT         
KAYLA 6583 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         PAYNE                

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SINNAMON LUV 6452 (8-2-0)              0  3  0         SINN'RS 'R US        

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUEEN OF CLUBS 6580 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         WILD CARDS           

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

Our summer Face-to-Face is in the midwest again this year, and we're going back to the 
Twin Cities! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Bloomington, MN on July 12-
14, 2024! It will be held at the Embassy Suites Minneapolis Airport (800-317-8143). 
Room rates are $164/$174 for king and 2 doubles suites respectively, and all have free 
high speed internet and all the Embassy goodness (free made-to-order breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, airport shuttle, indoor pool, business center and 
on-site restaurant.  The rooms are blocked and the code is "915." 

         The official block cutoff is June 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
         The hotel reservation site is:  https://tinyurl.com/FF71inMinneapolis

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI

                                SUMMER BLOODGAMES 2024

Back by popular demand, we will be hosting a new slow Bloodgames mailed arena 
beginning in August. We also plan our usual Bloodgames arenas at the summer Face-
to-Face.  

For those of you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing 
alive upon the arena sands, your day has come.  The Bloodgames are coming! 

At the end of the ten turns, even though several warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY 
yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the Bloodgames.  And in this game mere 
survival counts for little.  A great general once said, "The object of battle is not 
to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die for his."  This general would have 
greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  Here are the particulars: 

  Face-to-Face style          Turn 1 is due Fri July 12 at 9pm at the hotel
  Bloodgames (DM 98):         Turns process with the tournament 
	                      Strategy changes allowed, bloodfeud challenges only 

  Mail-in style               Turn 1 is due Sat July 13 at 9pm at the hotel
  Bloodgames (DM 99):         All turns process overnight, mail-in style.
	                      No strategy changes; all ten rounds process one
                              after the other and results will be out Sun morning.
 
  Slow Bloodgames (DM 95):    Turn 1 is due Thurs August 1 
                              Turns process every 28 days
	                      Strategy changes allowed, bloodfeud challenges only 
          
Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All are DYOs (design your owns) with 84 
points, 3-21, as usual.) To submit your rollup, just write/type them up and send them 
in.  We'll mail or email your overviews and you can write up your strategies. Your 
warriors must be created and have strategies entered by the first due date. 

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In the turn-based bloodgames, there are no regular 
challenges, only bloodfeuds.  There will be no DA challenges in any of the bloodgames 
arenas.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- DM 95 is due August 1 and will process on a 28-day 
schedule.  The other two bloodgames arenas will be processed at the summer Face-to-
Face. (Note: there will also be bloodgames at the next winter FTF.)

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place will be awarded to those living warriors 
with the greatest number of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important 
consideration:  Each of these three warriors must be of a different fighting style.  
Win/loss records and, if necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine 
awards if there is a tie.  

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion and Victors will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

A Bloodgames T-shirt will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.T-
shirts will only happen if someone gives us a nice design. One shirt per person.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in 
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training 
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be 
conducted before transfer into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that 
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of 
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be 
yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!