DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2024    Duedate: 06/03/2024

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 470

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEE YA, LOSER!
YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
(47-10585) [13-4-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PARA                           POSITION IS EMPTY
ERRATA! (760)                  
(47-7767) [20-17-0,130]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CLUB COFFEE                    GOOMBAH
FAST FOOD (724)                WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-9833) [21-33-0,97]         (47-10341) [14-10-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY BOYZ (167)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396)           43 
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)           42    YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
3. THE PURGE 209 (868)           33    Unchartered Team
4. LAZY BOYZ (167)               30 
5. BASH BROS PARK (766)          20    RIPOFFS! (391)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)   13   5  0 72.2   1/ 2 LAZY BOYZ (167)          12  3 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         1057 693 34 60.4   2/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     9  4 0
 3/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    282 229 22 55.2   3/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  5 0
 4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1115 937 59 54.3   4/ 6 FAST FOOD (724)           7  5 0
 5/ 5 THE PURGE 209 (868)      118 103  6 53.4   5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  3 0
 6- 6 CELTIC FRINGE (72)       268 238  5 53.0   6/ 4 ERRATA! (760)             6  4 0
 7/ 7 ERRATA! (760)             90  82  1 52.3   7/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  6 1
 8/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)      506 472 34 51.7   8/ 7 THE PURGE 209 (868)       6  6 0
 9/ 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      320 314 15 50.5   9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          4  8 0
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)     235 261 11 47.4  10/10 TIMELY HEROES (656)       4 11 1
11/11 FAST FOOD (724)          329 373 16 46.9  11/11 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3  9 0
12/12 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    163 194  4 45.7  12/12 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)   2  1 0
13/13 LAZY BOYZ (167)           94 115  9 45.0  13-15 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       1  4 0
14-14 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      127 163 12 43.8  14/16 BASH BROS PARK (766)      0 12 0
15/17 WHITE WOLVES (832)       145 275  8 34.5  15-13 FORKING DISASTERS (736)   0  3 0
16/18 TIMELY HEROES (656)       30  57  2 34.5  16/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17-19 FORKING DISASTERS (736)   18  37  2 32.7  17-19 CELTIC FRINGE (72)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well North Fork, you finally have a real Warrior on the throne.  I have destroyed many 
losers on the way here, a virtual trail of destruction left behind me.  Scary thing 
for the rest of you losers is that I am of average talent compared to my teammates, 
but I would think anyone with half a brain (leaves the Consodomite out) knows that 
after being amazed by our Three Turn record.

Looks like everyone is prepping for the next contest here, but not our team, we fight 
and we fight and we support the arenas and that is why the Allied Axis is consistently 
voted the most appreciated alliance in all Alastari. If you want to try your luck 
against us, remember to take the north fork and not the south fork and know that you 
just may run into a real Warrior along the way.

You know who I am, and now you know what I can do.  Try me if you are able to overcome 
your fear.

                                          -- The Warrior
                                             Duelmaster of North Fork and a
                                             proud member of the Allied Axis

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team BIG LAKE GROOVE was 
unseated this week as LAZY BOYZ moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-1-0 record for the round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the 
corner!  Witness how this week WEIRD ALCHEMY went 4-1-0 to move up 7 in the rankings. 
My praise to LAZY BOYZ for their 4-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a 
skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  ONSLAUGHT caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested ACE REPORTER and was awarded 21 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, EMERALD CITY put 
down SPARTACUS, causing him to lose 12 points of recognition in the process.  This 
time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail SEE YA, LOSER!, Duelmaster 
of NORTH FORK!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this 
week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city NORTH FORK.  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's 
challenge seeking began.  LAND OF OZ is feared.  This much I can say.  If you didn't 
look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of WEIRD ALCHEMY last 
week.  Busy avoiding LAND OF OZ?  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it 
but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after CLUB COFFEE.  Watch your 
back!  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that 
COURAGE posted a challenge against the more highly recognized CLUB COFFEE.  The 
results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand COURAGE was overcame by CLUB COFFEE.  Remember 
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.  I can not but mention with disdain the 
name of CREEPY TOUCH who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 13 points 
below in the rankings.  I thought CREEPY TOUCH showed great skill and promise when he 
was beat by TOXIC.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  This week marked the last days of SMOKE KING HOT 
who at 22-16-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by the command of ROYAL FLUSH's 
demanding management.  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One 
thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in NORTH FORK as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is 
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEE YA, LOSER! 10585         13   4  0 108         YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARA 7767                    20  17  0 130         ERRATA! (760)             
 THE CHAMPION 9401            10   5  1 129         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 ZIT 10348                    16   7  1 115         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 CLUB COFFEE 9833             21  33  0  97         FAST FOOD (724)           
 GOOMBAH 10341                14  10  0  93         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 JUHR ROCKFIST 10268          13   5  0  91         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONSLAUGHT 10352              10   9  0  90         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ACE REPORTER 9897            18  29  0  89         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ISOLATION 10462               9   9  0  84         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 COURAGE 10495                 9   5  0  73         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 THE DARK 10463               12   6  1  71         THE PURGE 209 (868)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOFT TEN 10562                6   3  0  65         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 APEFACE 10318                19   7  0  64         DARQUE FORCES (396)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARISSIMUS 10204             12  16  1  55         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 TOXIC 10498                   8   7  0  55         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           13   5  0  54         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CRAPKIN 10522                 9   3  0  52         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ZIPPY 10480                   7   9  1  49         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290         10   8  1  45         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
-DEMETRIUS 10203              10   9  0  45         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416            8  11  2  45         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 QUINTUS 10253                 6  24  2  44         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 CREEPY TOUCH 8653             4   2  1  43         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 MAXIMUS 10296                 8  18  0  42         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 FRANK 10541                   8   3  2  40         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 DAVID 6199                    8  10  1  38         TIMELY HEROES (656)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAPDRAGON 10523              4   9  0  33         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 EMERALD CITY 10582            4   2  0  33         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 ZAIRE 10622                   3   1  0  32         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 SHAWARMA 10554                5   5  0  28         FAST FOOD (724)           
-MUNCHKIN 10598                3   0  0  28         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 LIZA 10623                    4   0  0  27         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
-BLIZZARD 10556                2   2  0  26         FORKING DISASTERS (736)   
 SWINDLE 10624                 2   0  0  25         DARQUE FORCES (396)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARBARELLA 6493               3   3  0  23         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 CONTEST 10540                 3   2  0  22         ERRATA! (760)             
 REAL TIPPER 10599             2   1  0  19         ERRATA! (760)             
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         1   2  0  19         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 SPARTACUS 6434                4   5  1  18         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 ATTALUS 10509                 1   1  0  14         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643           2   0  0  13         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
-SPOONMAN 10593                2   2  1   9         FORKING DISASTERS (736)   
 MAD MAX 6494                  1   5  0   8         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
 HENRY FORD 6488               1   5  0   8         TIMELY HEROES (656)       
-EN GARDE 10613                1   1  0   8         FORKING DISASTERS (736)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HERENIUS 10472                1   3  1   7         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 THRALL 10635                  0   1  0   7         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              1   0  0   6         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 ARCHELIUS 10641               1   1  0   5         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-SUETONIUS 10353               0   5  0   5         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
-MOSTYN 4149                   0   2  0   2         CELTIC FRINGE (72)        
 MORBIUS 10508                 0   2  0   2         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
-GRANICUS 10642                0   1  0   1         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SQUIRREL 13 10655       0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   STONE GOLEM            470 NONE
SQUIRREL 14 10654       0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   DARK CHAMPION          470 NONE
SQUIRREL 15 10653       0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   HIGH ELF               470 NONE
SQUIRREL 16 10652       0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   SHEWISH GIANT          470 NONE
LYXIA ROSEPETAL 10269   8  6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  THE DARK 10463         466 JUST REVENGED
DA2 10650               0  1 0 ERRATA! 760          MISTRESS FANDETT       470 NONE
DA1 10633               1  3 0 FAST FOOD 724        WURM KIN               470 NONE
ZOD 10592               2  4 0 LAZY BOYZ 167        DAVID 6199             470  
SMOKE KING HOT 10082   22 17 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MISTRESS FANDETT       470 NONE
WILD CARD 1 10656       0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       STONE GOLEM            470 NONE
WILD CARD 2 10657       0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       SHEWISH GIANT          470 NONE
BONDSMAN 10634          0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  BLACK ORC              470 NONE
STEWARD 10626           0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  STONE GOLEM            470 NONE
DA 1 10649              1  1 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    MOUNTAIN TROLL         470 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

And how many lived through The Mailer? Too many? -- Oz The All Interested

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever. -- Oz The All Motivating

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SMOKE KING HOT was butchered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STEWARD was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 4 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BONDSMAN was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUIRREL 15 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
SQUIRREL 13 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena struggle.
WILD CARD 1 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
SQUIRREL 14 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SQUIRREL 16 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was assassinated by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
WILD CARD 2 was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE CHAMPION beat THE DARK in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
COURAGE slimly lost to CLUB COFFEE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
APEFACE was viciously subdued by GOOMBAH in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
SOFT TEN viciously subdued SECRET SAUCE in a 2 minute gory Challenge conflict.
GLOCKENSPIEL slimly won victory over QUINTUS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
CREEPY TOUCH lost to TOXIC in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
CRAPKIN outlasted MAHX OHVERFAIL in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge brawl.
SNAPDRAGON slimly lost to ZIPPY in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SHAWARMA beat REAL TIPPER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SWINDLE overpowered BUCKET OF WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NEMESIS PRIME viciously subdued HENRY FORD in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
THE WARRIOR was overpowered by SEE YA, LOSER! in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ZIT overpowered JUHR ROCKFIST in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PARA overcame ISOLATION in a 1 minute veteran's contest.
ONSLAUGHT demolished ACE REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAXIMUS lost to FRANK in a popular 6 minute gruesome match.
DAVID assassinated ZOD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZAIRE vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SPARTACUS was handily defeated by EMERALD CITY in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
LIZA handily defeated ARCHELIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAD MAX was overpowered by CONTEST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARBARELLA overpowered MORBIUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ATTALUS defeated MAXIMILLIAN in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
THRALL was beaten by SPAR-TEKUS in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  41 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  66 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  55 -  5      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  72 -  3      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        50 -  66 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  39 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  46 -  2      37  |

Turn 470 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SEE YA, LOSER! 10585       13   4  0  108 YUPPIE IDIOMS 221 (886)
WALL OF STEEL    PARA 7767                  20  17  0  130 ERRATA! (760)
BASHING ATTACK   THE CHAMPION 9401          10   5  1  129 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZIT 10348                  16   7  1  115 LAZY BOYZ (167)
TOTAL PARRY      APEFACE 10318              19   7  0   64 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOXIC 10498                 8   7  0   55 THE PURGE 209 (868)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAHX OHVERFAIL 10290       10   8  1   45 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SLASHING ATTACK  CREEPY TOUCH 8653           4   2  1   43 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLUB COFFEE 9833.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GOOMBAH 10341.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAHX OHVERFAIL 
10290, MAXIMUS 10296, WILD CARD 2 10657, SNAPDRAGON 10523, ATTALUS 10509, WILD CARD 1 
10656, THE CHAMPION 9401, DA 1 10649, SOFT TEN 10562, and GLOCKENSPIEL 10416.

The least popular fighter this week was SQUIRREL 13 10655.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CRAPKIN 10522, MORBIUS 10508, MAD MAX 6494, ZOD 10592, FRANK 
10541, ACE REPORTER 9897, JUHR ROCKFIST 10268, BUCKET OF WATER 10583, SECRET SAUCE 
10382, and DA2 10650.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE WARRIOR (47-9948) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SMOKE KING HOT (47-10082) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

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We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIX

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (89-78-0)        5  3  0         THE OPERA            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CYCLONUS 8365 (81-53-1)                3  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
ICE WIND 7758 (102-65-2)               3  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STINK FACE 8688 (108-81-3)            16  3  0         HOWLIN MAD           

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STUD MUFFIN 9065 (48-26-0)             3  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 (9-13-1)              1  3  0         EASTERN HORDE        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAPKIN 10522 (8-2-0)                  5  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUCKET OF WATER 10583 (0-1-0)          5  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
REAL TIPPER 10599 (2-0-0)              4  3  0         ERRATA!              
EMERALD CITY 10582 (2-2-0)             2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
SPACE GHOST 5648 (2-1-0)               2  3  0         ADULT SWIM           
CORNFIELD 10560 (2-2-0)                1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
DROOLMASTER 10602 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      
EN GARDE 10613 (1-1-0)                 1  3  0         FORKING DISASTERS    
LIZA 10623 (2-0-0)                     1  3  0         LAZY BOYZ            
SPYNNER 10611 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         FORKING DISASTERS    
ZAIRE 10622 (2-0-0)                    1  3  0         LAZY BOYZ            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAN BUN 10600 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
EMPTY CHEST 10342 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         FLOATING PAST        
HAMMERSTEIN 10603 (0-0-0)              1  1  0  DEAD   WEIRD ALCHEMY        
STEWARD 10626 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         SATAN'S MINIONS      

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLY 9989 (55-29-2)                     0  3  0         PAPER TIGERS S19.1   

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOB BLUTH 9478 (32-22-3)               0  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PASB 9493 (10-9-1)                     2  3  0         EASTERN HORDE        

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PREDATORS 10322 (11-6-0)               1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
THE CHAMPION 9401 (9-5-1)              0  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLIZZARD 10556 (2-2-0)                 0  3  0         FORKING DISASTERS    

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PRINCESS OF PURASHA 10520 (4-0-0)      2  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      
PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519 (4-0-0)       1  3  0         REIGNNCATSNDOGS      
SKEWYR 10612 (0-1-0)                   1  3  0         FORKING DISASTERS    
SPOONMAN 10593 (2-2-1)                 0  3  0         FORKING DISASTERS    

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REAL MCCOY 10572 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         FAST FOOD            
THRALL 10635 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         SATAN'S MINIONS      
BONDSMAN 10634 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         SATAN'S MINIONS      

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

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high speed internet and all the Embassy goodness (free made-to-order breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, airport shuttle, indoor pool, business center and 
on-site restaurant.  The rooms are blocked and the code is "915." 

         The official block cutoff is June 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
         The hotel reservation site is:  https://tinyurl.com/FF71inMinneapolis

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI