DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/18/2025 Duedate: 12/31/2025
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1058
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WICKED GREMLIN
BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8576) [10-4-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WICKED GREMLIN HAWKEYE
BAD BOURBON 5 (760) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
(3-8576) [10-4-0,119] (3-6680) [3-0-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
TEMPE WOHP WOHP TUBETOP
ADVENTURE TIME (762) WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
(3-8596) [4-16-2,42] (3-8610) [3-2-0,24]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 3 (735)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 105
2. THE BLUES 3 (735) 30 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
3. ADVENTURE TIME (762) 27 Unchartered Team
4. BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 18
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*LLOYDS (763) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 1 THE BLUES 3 (735) 10 4 0
2/ 2 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 12 6 0 66.7 2/ 2 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 6 5 0
3/ 8*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 14 11 0 56.0 3/ 3 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 6 7 0
4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735) 170 136 12 55.6 4/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 6 9 0
5/ 4 CATASTROPHIES (754) 65 60 1 52.0 5/ 9*M*A*S*H 4077 (615) 6 9 0
6- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752) 96 92 5 51.1 6- 6*LLOYDS (763) 3 0 0
7/ 7 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 82 81 2 50.3 7/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754) 2 1 0
8/ 9 WE BIG WOHPUM (77) 205 210 3 49.4 8- 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 2 3 0
9-10 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 7 8 1 46.7 9- 8 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667) 1 2 0
10/12 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1280 1832 34 41.1 10/12 BAD BOURBON 5 (760) 1 2 0
11/13 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 28 51 4 35.4 11/13 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! What's a move up by 4 you ask? (alright,
maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to M*A*S*H 4077. Practice
pays for HAWKEYE, who pummelled SOMEBURROS, to pocket 67 points. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, PHOENIX was winsome, after beating HARVEY HAMSTER and
seeing him lose 11 points. Now I can't insult WICKED GREMLIN, as he has gloriously
dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds
like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in PET
SHOP BOYS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like a pup
with its tail between its legs, WE BIG WOHPUM scurried away from PET SHOP BOYS. Oh,
the shame!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an
overtaxed simile, I now bid OSKSI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WICKED GREMLIN 8576 10 4 0 119 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAWKEYE 6680 3 0 0 121 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
-MCGINTY 8474 19 5 2 98 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WOHP DUH 4615 22 10 0 92 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUDDY MOSS 8624 13 5 1 90 THE BLUES 3 (735)
-GIBRALTER 8438 19 20 2 86 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-PORKY 8436 20 17 0 84 BANGERS & MASH (752)
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 11 1 0 78 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PHOENIX 8595 7 13 1 77 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 7 3 0 75 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WINDY WOHP 8555 15 13 0 69 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 12 10 0 69 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALCULATED 8503 10 33 0 63 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-TOASTIE 8561 7 7 0 57 BANGERS & MASH (752)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 7 3 0 53 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
-MCOATFACE 8475 12 13 1 52 BANGERS & MASH (752)
-BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356 6 4 0 49 PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)
SOMEBURROS 8594 8 12 0 48 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TEMPE 8596 4 16 2 42 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
MALL WALKER 8651 5 1 0 39 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
TRAPPER 6682 4 1 0 39 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
SPICY KITTY 8616 8 9 0 38 CATASTROPHIES (754)
FELICIA FALCON 8642 5 5 2 34 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681 4 1 0 32 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
WILLIE COBBS 8668 4 2 0 26 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610 3 2 0 24 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
HOTLIPS 6679 3 2 0 24 M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG LLOYD 8633 2 0 0 22 LLOYDS (763)
-LLOYD 8634 1 0 0 16 LLOYDS (763)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALDI 8628 1 5 0 12 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
WIFFLE WOHP 8676 1 0 0 5 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
CAREY BELL 8675 0 2 0 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)
MOOSE ALINI 8674 0 1 0 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 8681 0 1 0 M*A*S*H 4077 615 STONE GOLEM 1058 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
HotLips -- After the Battle I hit the showers to wash off the sand and blood. Careful
if you go. I hear they rigged the shower to expose your breasts. -- Wohp Wohp TubeTop
Wicked Gremlin -- You Challenge. That on you -- Wohp Duh
Harvey Hamster -- Dang nabit I thought you had me. ouch. -- Windy Wohp
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WINDY WOHP was vanquished by BUDDY MOSS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TRAPPER luckily beat TEMPE in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SGT. ZELMO ZANE unbelievably bested WOHP WOHP TUBETOP in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
WOHP DUH was demolished by WICKED GREMLIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
OSCAR OCELOT outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a 11 minute bloody match.
HARVEY HAMSTER was handily defeated by PHOENIX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WALDO WOMBAT vanquished SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HAMBONE WILLIE vanquished CALCULATED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HAWKEYE vanquished SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FELICIA FALCON was luckily beaten by MALL WALKER in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
ALDI was demolished by WILLIE COBBS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOTLIPS handily defeated CAREY BELL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WIFFLE WOHP subdued MOOSE ALINI in a 4 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 1 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 12 - 0 73 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 38 - 2 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 19 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 1058 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WICKED GREMLIN 8576 10 4 0 119 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
TOTAL PARRY WOHP DUH 4615 22 10 0 92 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
SLASHING ATTACK HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 7 3 0 75 THE BLUES 3 (735)
WALL OF STEEL WALDO WOMBAT 8601 12 10 0 69 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
STRIKING ATTACK HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 7 3 0 53 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TEMPE 8596. The most popular warrior this turn was
WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610. The ten other most popular fighters were FELICIA FALCON
8642, TEMPE 8596, DA1 8681, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, BUDDY MOSS 8624, WALDO WOMBAT 8601,
HAWKEYE 6680, TRAPPER 6682, PHOENIX 8595, and WILLIE COBBS 8668.
The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646. The other ten least
popular fighters were WIFFLE WOHP 8676, CAREY BELL 8675, ALDI 8628, SOMEBURROS 8594,
CALCULATED 8503, HARVEY HAMSTER 8647, SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681, WINDY WOHP 8555, MALL
WALKER 8651, and HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.