DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/25/2026    Duedate: 03/10/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1049

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAGGOT CHEESE
SATAN'S MENU (587)
(15-6127) [11-2-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAGGOT CHEESE                  SWEET GYPSY
SATAN'S MENU (587)             WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6127) [11-2-0,127]         (15-6257) [6-2-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO                       SWEET GYPSY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6114) [26-20-0,112]        (15-6257) [6-2-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)     41 
2. SATAN'S MENU (587)            14    SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. TRIAL BY JURY (599)           12    Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244)            1  
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            -1    TRIAL BY JURY (599)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TRIAL BY JURY (599)        2   0  0 100.   1/ 2 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 9  6 2
 2/ 3 SATAN'S MENU (587)        15   2  0 88.2   2/ 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      4  6 0
 3/ 2*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)       9   3  0 75.0   3/ 3 SATAN'S MENU (587)        3  0 0
 4/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 68  48  4 58.6   4/ 4*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  3 0
 5- 5 NEON JOCKS (591)         102  83  7 55.1   5/ 6*TRIAL BY JURY (599)       2  0 0
 6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     115 105  3 52.3   6- 5 NEON JOCKS (591)          2  1 0
 7/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600)         2   2  1 50.0   7/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        2  2 1
 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1729 39 43.3   8- 8*COVEY XVI (596)           1  4 0
 9- 9*COVEY XVI (596)            1   5  0 16.7   9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in MALCORN this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
EGGS & CHORIZO is pushed out of top team by TOURNAMENT BLUES 15, who came from 2nd 
with a 4-1-0 this turn.  And let's see, VERDICT fought WILLIE and gained 12 points 
and contributed to TRIAL BY JURY's 1-0-0.  TOOTH GOLEM has lost to FRED MCMULLEN, 
falling 9 points, while helping make TEMERE NOMEN a 1-1-0 turn.  The attempts to 
dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and MAGGOT CHEESE remains MALCORN's top warrior 
for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable 
sources that The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  NEON JOCKS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were MALCORN's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And guess who avoided NEON JOCKS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
WRATHMEN 25-26's warrior SWEET GYPSY.  More fighters challenged her than challenged 
the Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in MALCORN, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in MALCORN again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGGOT CHEESE 6127           11   2  0 127         SATAN'S MENU (587)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESTUPIDO 6114                26  20  0 112         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 SWEET GYPSY 6257              6   2  0  98         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
-THE NATURAL 6251              7   5  0  93         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITA PITA PA 6140            22  14  0  86         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  52  1  86         GREENWARDENS (244)        
-HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             19  19  0  81         NEON JOCKS (591)          
-PINCH HITTER 6250             8   3  0  70         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            14  18  2  62         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072          10   9  0  50         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 BOURBON ST 6258               3   1  0  39         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOYD GILMORE 6233             5   2  2  33         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232            4   3  1  30         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 VERDICT 6274                  2   0  0  29         TRIAL BY JURY (599)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAPYBARA 6247                 1   1  0  16         COVEY XVI (596)           
 WILLIE 6264                   3   3  0  12         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283             1   1  0   9         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 HANGRY WENCH 6287             1   0  0   8         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260          1   3  0   6         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285              1   1  1   5         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281       0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BOYD GILMORE 6233     1047  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

YOUR EX-WIFE was devastated by BOYD GILMORE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
LATIMORE slimly won victory over SWEET GYPSY in a 6 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MAGGOT CHEESE overpowered PITA PITA PA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Title duel.
ESTUPIDO overpowered DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
WILLIE JOHNSON bested BOURBON ST in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
WILLIE was overpowered by VERDICT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FRED MCMULLEN overpowered TOOTH GOLEM in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DEBORAH COLEMAN was viciously subdued by CRIMSON TOAD in a 4 minute novice's duel.
HANGRY WENCH defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   2 -  0      89  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   4 -  2      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  12 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1049 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MAGGOT CHEESE 6127         11   2  0  127 SATAN'S MENU (587)
LUNGING ATTACK   ESTUPIDO 6114              26  20  0  112 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            6   2  0   98 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       PITA PITA PA 6140          22  14  0   86 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
WALL OF STEEL    WILLIE JOHNSON 6072        10   9  0   50 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOURBON ST 6258             3   1  0   39 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SWEET GYPSY 6257.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, 
BOURBON ST 6258, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, ESTUPIDO 6114, VERDICT 6274, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, 
CRIMSON TOAD 6283, BOYD GILMORE 6233, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, and HANGRY WENCH 6287.

The least popular fighter this week was WILLIE 6264.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DANCING TROLL 6141, PITA PITA PA 6140, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, YOUR EX-WIFE 
6170, HANGRY WENCH 6287, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, BOYD GILMORE 6233, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, 
FRED MCMULLEN 6232, and VERDICT 6274.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LATIMORE (15-6073) TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes