DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/23/2026    Duedate: 03/07/2026

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM 25    TURN 1038

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GEORGE STRAIT
GONE COUNTRY (453)
(25-4888) [14-4-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GEORGE STRAIT                  FULL PROOF
GONE COUNTRY (453)             HAZ MAT '25 (603)
(25-4888) [14-4-1,109]         (25-6815) [3-1-1,53]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PAUL STOCK                     GEORGE STRAIT
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         GONE COUNTRY (453)
(25-6680) [13-33-0,72]         (25-4888) [14-4-1,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GONE COUNTRY (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GONE COUNTRY (453)            48 
2. NEON GRATITUDE (593)          33    THE BLUES 25 (581)
3. HAZ MAT '25 (603)             18    Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)          3  
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)        1     WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 THE BLUES 25 (581)        76  54  2 58.5   1/ 2 GONE COUNTRY (453)       11  4 1
 2/ 3 GONE COUNTRY (453)        47  46  4 50.5   2/ 1 THE BLUES 25 (581)       10  5 0
 3/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)       1   1  0 50.0   3/ 5 NEON GRATITUDE (593)      4  2 1
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   977 1111 29 46.8   4/ 3 WORKING GIRLS (193)       4  9 0
 5/ 5 NEON GRATITUDE (593)      49  56  3 46.7   5/ 4*HAZ MAT '25 (603)         3  1 0
 6/ 7*HAZ MAT '25 (603)          4   5  1 44.4   6/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    0  3 0
 7/ 6 WORKING GIRLS (193)      213 275 19 43.6   7/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in LYRATILAN since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Woof!  THE BLUES 25 were a 
bunch of dogs after GONE COUNTRY got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  
Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  
I ramble.  Well GONE COUNTRY moved up 1, to 1st.  What's with CLINT BLACK?  He 
actually beat THE BLUES 25's LONG JOHN HUNTER, and walked away with 25 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at WORKING GIRLS.  CHANELLE lost 14 points to FULL 
PROOF.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe CHANELLE will provide more easy wins...  
LYRATILAN has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He challenged GONE 
COUNTRY's GEORGE STRAIT (14-4-1), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for GONE COUNTRY's outstanding member, Duelmaster GEORGE 
STRAIT.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team 
is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, THE BLUES 25! 
In my day, no team with a 74-51-2 would scare me off!  What's the problem, GONE 
COUNTRY?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, ALAN 
JACKSON!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Maybe WORKING 
GIRLS' JADE is one of those gals who likes pain, or something.  That's what she'll 
get next week, after challenging up 32 to ALAN JACKSON.  As I expected, ALAN JACKSON 
won JADE.  Not to start anything, but, JADE, now that you've faced him and seen hers 
style, you might try it again!   
     Warriors of LYRATILAN unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a warrior 
has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE STRAIT 4888           14   4  1 109         GONE COUNTRY (453)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY FACE FOSTER 6562        19  10  0  95         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
 SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559           17   9  0  93         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
 ALAN JACKSON 4886             8  11  0  92         GONE COUNTRY (453)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSAN MURPHY 6704            14  21  2  85         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 BIG MOJO ELEM 6563            8  14  2  82         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
 PAUL STOCK 6680              13  33  0  72         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANKE 6732                   14  10  0  66         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      
 AETHER FLOW 6675             13  13  2  66         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL 6793                    7   8  1  56         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 JADE 6791                     7   8  0  56         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 CLINT BLACK 6818              5   2  0  56         GONE COUNTRY (453)        
 FULL PROOF 6815               3   1  1  53         HAZ MAT '25 (603)         
 GUITAR JR JOHNSON 6621       12   7  0  44         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
 LONG JOHN HUNTER 6630        11   5  0  38         THE BLUES 25 (581)        
 GARTH BROOKS 6817             6   2  2  35         GONE COUNTRY (453)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHANELLE 6796                 7   8  1  33         WORKING GIRLS (193)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBRIGADO 6809                 5   3  0  21         NEON GRATITUDE (593)      
-UNCUT 6820                    1   0  0  20         HAZ MAT '25 (603)         
 MALARKEY 6801                 1   1  0  14         WRATHMEN 25-73 (602)      
 DIAMOND 6823                  1   0  0  10         WORKING GIRLS (193)       
 CODY JOHNSON 6824             0   1  0   1         GONE COUNTRY (453)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFAN NOBLE          0  0 0                      GARTH BROOKS 6817     1038 NONE
TRACY LAWRENCE 6816     3  4 0 GONE COUNTRY 453     AETHER FLOW 6675      1037  
DA 3 6822               0  1 0 HAZ MAT '25 603      LIZARD MAN            1038 NONE
GNATALIE 6768           5  7 0 WORKING GIRLS 193    BIG MOJO ELEM 6563    1035  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA 3 was butchered by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FULL PROOF devastated CHANELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNOOKS EAGLIN was viciously subdued by GEORGE STRAIT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BIG MOJO ELEM viciously subdued PAUL STOCK in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SUSAN MURPHY was devastated by BABY FACE FOSTER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JADE was devastated by ALAN JACKSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEARL was overcome by AETHER FLOW in a action packed 1 minute expert's fight.
GUITAR JR JOHNSON was vanquished by DANKE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
LONG JOHN HUNTER was vanquished by CLINT BLACK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
GARTH BROOKS easily killed FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MALARKEY was subdued by OBRIGADO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
DIAMOND handily defeated CODY JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  2      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  28 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  28 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1038 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GEORGE STRAIT 4888         14   4  1  109 GONE COUNTRY (453)
BASHING ATTACK   BABY FACE FOSTER 6562      19  10  0   95 THE BLUES 25 (581)
TOTAL PARRY      SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559         17   9  0   93 THE BLUES 25 (581)
PARRY-LUNGE      DANKE 6732                 14  10  0   66 NEON GRATITUDE (593)
AIMED BLOW       CLINT BLACK 6818            5   2  0   56 GONE COUNTRY (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  GARTH BROOKS 6817           6   2  2   35 GONE COUNTRY (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PAUL STOCK 6680.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GEORGE STRAIT 4888.  The ten other most popular fighters were MALARKEY 6801, 
AETHER FLOW 6675, DANKE 6732, BIG MOJO ELEM 6563, CLINT BLACK 6818, GARTH BROOKS 
6817, OBRIGADO 6809, FULL PROOF 6815, BABY FACE FOSTER 6562, and ALAN JACKSON 4886.

The least popular fighter this week was CODY JOHNSON 6824.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LONG JOHN HUNTER 6630, JADE 6791, SUSAN MURPHY 6704, CHANELLE 
6796, GUITAR JR JOHNSON 6621, PEARL 6793, PAUL STOCK 6680, SNOOKS EAGLIN 6559, DA 3 
6822, and DIAMOND 6823.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes