DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/17/2025 Duedate: 12/30/2025
ARVAT ARENA
DM 32 TURN 1032
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WHISTLE PIG
RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555)
(32-7799) [11-3-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WHISTLE PIG BERNICE SWEETY
RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555) HOTTIES (563)
(32-7799) [11-3-0,126] (32-7969) [2-0-1,20]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SNAPPER LEAKY SPOON
DEATH BY DESIGN (264) DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
(32-7878) [13-10-2,116] (32-7819) [15-10-2,77]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLACK MOON RISING (559)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540) 51
2. DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 26 RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555)
3. HELL'S HEROES (68) 26 Unchartered Team
4. BLACK MOON RISING (559) 24
5. ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 20 HOTTIES (563)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555) 11 6 0 64.7 1/ 3 BLACK MOON RISING (559) 9 6 0
2/ 2 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 2234 1412 110 61.3 2/ 4 DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 7 7 1
3/ 4 BLACK MOON RISING (559) 48 36 1 57.1 3/ 2 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433) 7 8 0
4/ 5 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 751 568 54 56.9 4/11 HELL'S HEROES (68) 6 7 0
5/ 3 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROE (391) 63 51 1 55.3 5/ 6 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105) 5 2 0
6/ 7 DEATH BY DESIGN (264) 515 531 38 49.2 6/ 5 APOCALYPSE (385) 5 7 0
7/ 0 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540) 20 21 2 48.8 7/ 1 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROE (391) 5 10 0
8/ 6 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362) 59 62 2 48.8 8/ 9 ANGELS OF PAIN (360) 4 1 0
9/ 8 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433) 874 937 53 48.3 9/ 8 RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555) 3 0 0
10- 9 PHILANTHROPISTS (368) 85 94 7 47.5 10/ 7 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362) 3 7 0
11/10 APOCALYPSE (385) 213 266 13 44.5 11/14*HOTTIES (563) 2 0 1
12-11 THE VALKYRIES (548) 73 122 5 37.4 12/ 0 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540) 2 2 1
13/12 HELL'S HEROES (68) 150 251 7 37.4 13-12 PHILANTHROPISTS (368) 2 3 0
14-13*FAR TRAVELERS (556) 6 12 0 33.3 14-10 THE VALKYRIES (548) 1 3 0
15/15*HOTTIES (563) 2 9 1 18.2 15-15*FAR TRAVELERS (556) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Aye, mates. Looveely day eer n Arvat. Not much to eat round dees parts. The fightin
is good thou, youz mates is fun an energetic. I gives dees place 4 thumbs up!!!!
-- DM Koalified Bada$$
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ARVAT? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES, since
BLACK MOON RISING took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If this
keeps up, JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A
drop of 6 in the rankings? HELL'S HEROES turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 4th place
rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.
Now let's all watch DEATH BY DESIGN's heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha
ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see STUGWORN win a fight and gain 31 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BARSPIGGER beat
RUMORS OF WAR and RUMORS OF WAR lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for
broke or broken, our Duelmaster WHISTLE PIG TV challenged this turn. And it's out
with the old, in with the new, as WHISTLE PIG takes the Title and last week's bar tab
from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale
at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From ARVAT's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? BLACK MOON RISING was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, A.Z. ZELL was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Nipped in the bud, you might say, was WAR
CHIEF of SECRET SQUIRRELS this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a
belly laugh. Heh heh. The bigger they are, as they say. And what I say is that
STUGWORN had better watch out for SECRET SQUIRRELS, seeing as WAR CHIEF felled he
this turn. Consider MAT FISTAFLEAS gone, and DEVIL ADVOCATES unfeeling, letting the
bloodfeud for his death go unrevenged. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHISTLE PIG 7799 11 3 0 126 RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNAPPER 7878 13 10 2 116 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
DAGON 7564 19 42 0 115 HELL'S HEROES (68)
BALAAM 7638 23 26 0 96 HELL'S HEROES (68)
PLAGUE 5153 13 34 3 96 APOCALYPSE (385)
KOALLAFIED BADA$$ 7919 11 4 0 92 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865 10 6 0 90 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
PICKLE PIE 7793 19 10 0 88 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
SUSHI 7818 14 11 3 81 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
BARSPIGGER 7633 7 3 0 81 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540)
LEAKY SPOON 7819 15 10 2 77 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
-FAYE 7765 10 13 0 70 THE VALKYRIES (548)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOOTHY MAW 7885 10 7 0 66 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A.Z. ZELL 7867 13 11 1 65 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
IRON TUSK 7887 11 6 0 63 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
RUMORS OF WAR 7212 12 18 0 62 APOCALYPSE (385)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STUGWORN 7752 4 2 2 56 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540)
-DUELLANTE 7836 3 2 0 52 FAR TRAVELERS (556)
NIJA 7915 6 9 0 49 HELL'S HEROES (68)
BUTTERFLY EFFECT 7954 8 3 0 43 APOCALYPSE (385)
EMBERGLOW 7884 7 10 0 43 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
HURLY BURLY 7927 8 4 1 41 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
MON-THING 7930 5 5 0 37 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
-ABI WAN KENOBI 7259 4 1 0 35 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAWKMON 7974 4 4 0 33 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
-FURIOSA 7813 7 11 0 32 THE VALKYRIES (548)
-DEE YEVELWON 7946 4 2 1 31 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
E.O.D. 7945 6 4 1 30 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-OWENDAL 6513 4 1 0 28 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
SEVENTH SEAL 7955 5 6 0 27 APOCALYPSE (385)
SCREAM BERET 7989 4 2 0 25 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-DEVASTATION 7941 2 0 0 25 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
PLASTIC MON 7866 7 3 0 24 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BERNICE SWEETY 7969 2 0 1 20 HOTTIES (563)
-MEAN GENOBE 7260 1 4 0 20 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
CALAMITY 8014 1 0 0 20 ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
-NIIRSHA 7972 2 1 0 19 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)
SIX-SEVEN HELLS 8010 2 2 0 19 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
-NEARTOFAR TROLL 7957 2 0 0 17 GEMSTONE BEASTS (362)
PAREESA 7750 2 1 0 17 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540)
-ZEHRIN 6342 4 3 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
MULTIPLE MON 7960 3 5 0 15 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
ALORENA 7776 3 2 0 11 NONSENSE KNIGHTS (540)
FRUMENTARII 7990 2 4 0 10 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
-S. MOE DIUS 7988 1 0 0 10 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-DEZ PAYDER 8000 1 0 0 9 DEVIL ADVOCATES (105)
-AVE 8006 0 2 0 2 THE VALKYRIES (548)
-PHIL ANN 7985 0 1 0 1 PHILANTHROPISTS (368)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ONYX ASCENT 7977 2 1 0 BLACK MOON RISIN 559 SIR CHARGE 7948 1028 REVENGED
MAT FISTAFLEAS 7853 13 7 0 DEVIL ADVOCATES 105 SNAPPER 7878 1028 NOT REVENGED
DA1 8016 0 1 0 GEMSTONE BEASTS 362 DARK CHAMPION 1032 NONE
DAA 8015 0 1 0 GEMSTONE BEASTS 362 DARK CHAMPION 1032 NONE
WAR CHIEF 7971 5 3 0 SECRET SQUIRRELS 433 STUGWORN 7752 1032
ARYA 8007 0 2 0 THE VALKYRIES 548 BERNICE SWEETY 7969 1031
PERSONAL ADS
Jamaican Superheroes -- Mi see yuh game, Mon, tree-an-OH, Mon! Irie!! -- BMR
Faye -- Not quite there yet. -- Iron Tusk
NeartoFar -- Stop trolling me, already! -- Six-Seven Hells
DM Koallified Bada$$ -- Congrats on your meteoric rise...the people demand a column!
-- BMR
Attention: Black Moon Rising will be throwing our first ever annual Arvat Holiday
Yuletide Bash at our new watering hole, The Bloody Bucket! Get there after the fights
this cycle! Bottomless spiked eggnog, plus all the cheap ale you can swill down! All
good Arvat managers and teams welcome! And wishing a very Merry Christmaas and Happy
New Year to all! -- Stik and BMR
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KOALLAFIED BADA$$ was demolished by WHISTLE PIG in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
PLASTIC MON was overpowered by NIJA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SCREAM BERET narrowly defeated MULTIPLE MON in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SIX-SEVEN HELLS devastated FRUMENTARII in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAGON bested MARTIAN MONHUNTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
SNAPPER defeated PLAGUE in a action packed 1 minute expert's melee.
BALAAM unbelievably bested LEAKY SPOON in a action packed 4 minute veteran's duel.
PICKLE PIE defeated TOOTHY MAW in a exciting 2 minute fight.
RUMORS OF WAR was handily defeated by BARSPIGGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUSHI subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
MON-THING was devastated by IRON TUSK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WAR CHIEF was executed by STUGWORN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
A.Z. ZELL overpowered EMBERGLOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HAWKMON was overcome by BUTTERFLY EFFECT in a 1 minute bout.
HURLY BURLY unbelievably bested E.O.D. in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
SEVENTH SEAL overpowered PAREESA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALORENA was beaten by BERNICE SWEETY in a popular 1 minute bloody novice's bout.
CALAMITY devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 28 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 27 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 38 - 5 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 35 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 27 - 40 - 1 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 36 - 1 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 1032 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK WHISTLE PIG 7799 11 3 0 126 RYES OF THE ROBOTS (555)
STRIKING ATTACK SNAPPER 7878 13 10 2 116 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
LUNGING ATTACK KOALLAFIED BADA$$ 7919 11 4 0 92 SECRET SQUIRRELS (433)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865 10 6 0 90 JAMAICAN SUPERHEROES (391)
TOTAL PARRY PICKLE PIE 7793 19 10 0 88 DEATH BY DESIGN (264)
WALL OF STEEL IRON TUSK 7887 11 6 0 63 BLACK MOON RISING (559)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SNAPPER 7878. The most popular warrior this turn
was LEAKY SPOON 7819. The ten other most popular fighters were E.O.D. 7945, DAGON
7564, TOOTHY MAW 7885, NIJA 7915, SCREAM BERET 7989, PICKLE PIE 7793, SUSHI 7818,
HURLY BURLY 7927, MULTIPLE MON 7960, and SIX-SEVEN HELLS 8010.
The least popular fighter this week was PAREESA 7750. The other ten least popular
fighters were WAR CHIEF 7971, RUMORS OF WAR 7212, FRUMENTARII 7990, DAA 8015, DA1
8016, HAWKMON 7974, EMBERGLOW 7884, STUGWORN 7752, MARTIAN MONHUNTER 7865, and
PLASTIC MON 7866.