DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/31/2025 Duedate: 11/13/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 991
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [24-6-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLOODS POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [24-6-0,122]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST SWEET SORROW
BEYOND THE PALE (337) OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5196) [20-35-1,96] (40-5335) [12-7-1,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE SHIRE (321) 29
2. DREAMS WORK (538) 19 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 18 Unchartered Team
4. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 17
5. OXY MORONS (537) 7 QUELL'S IRREGULARS (217)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 19 7 0 73.1 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 9 4 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 162 71 4 69.5 2/ 3 DREAMS WORK (538) 8 4 0
3- 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 85 42 0 66.9 3/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 4 0
4/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538) 66 54 4 55.0 4- 5 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 3 1 0
5/ 5 VABOROUGHS (240) 92 84 3 52.3 5- 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3 2 0
6/ 6 OXY MORONS (537) 98 100 2 49.5 6/ 6 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 3 3 0
7/ 7 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 56 65 1 46.3 7/ 8 VABOROUGHS (240) 2 2 0
8/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1283 1504 36 46.0 8/ 0 THE SHIRE (321) 2 2 0
9- 9 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277) 23 31 3 42.6 9- 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211) 2 3 0
10/ 0 THE SHIRE (321) 84 123 4 40.6 10/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 2 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for HUMPTY DUMPTY, who pummelled DAN'S GHOST, to pocket
23 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more,
after losing 11 points to AMBITIOUS GUARD. (Discrete enough, DISEASE?) Like a
flirtacious debutante, ZENSU's Duelmaster MILITANT PACIFIST found herself the woman
of the hour, being "invited to dance" 2 times! You could cut the tension with a
scimitar as FLOODS of PANDORA'S BOX met the Duelmaster. What can be a greater
victory? FLOODS has taken its place as the top, as ZENSU's new Duelmaster. So who
was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?
Someone's got a basic problem...
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of TMM EXPERIMENTS 103, alone and unchallenged.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, THE SHIRE scurried away from TMM
EXPERIMENTS 103. Oh, the shame! Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave!
Call 'im sassy! DARKNESS will face SWEET SORROW, up by 27. Aaaah, just call 'im
dead meat. Soopreyes, soopreyes! DARKNESS emerges from the fray 2 points the
richer. Good show, DARKNESS! SLEEPY JOE found himself challenged by a warrior 21
below: DELUGE. DELUGE of PANDORA'S BOX kept its wits as it defeated SLEEPY JOE.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in ZENSU would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in ZENSU is the highlight of my life. My fingers tire
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. ZENSU, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The
Victory Tavern. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOODS 5263 24 6 0 122 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 15 9 0 113 OXY MORONS (537)
DELUGE 5332 10 3 0 104 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 20 20 0 103 OXY MORONS (537)
BOB 5296 20 9 2 101 DREAMS WORK (538)
SWEET SORROW 5335 12 7 1 97 OXY MORONS (537)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 35 1 96 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 7 0 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA 5298 15 14 2 86 DREAMS WORK (538)
-SLACK JAW 4147 22 2 0 84 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
-CRAZY TRAIN 1750 16 10 0 84 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
THE HEDGE 5316 10 6 0 84 THE SHIRE (321)
-PARANOID 1747 18 7 0 79 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
DOS JONES 5272 16 22 0 76 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-BLOOD BATH 1748 14 12 0 75 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
NEERLY STENN 5273 15 23 1 73 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
KEN 5297 11 18 0 67 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKNESS 5330 12 1 0 65 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
-MY FIRST THREE 2478 8 8 1 64 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
-EERIE BEEF 5383 4 0 0 57 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 4 1 0 54 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 6 6 1 53 THE SHIRE (321)
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 11 0 46 THE SHIRE (321)
-BASHFOOL 2568 5 4 1 46 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
THE HIEROPHANT 2621 8 16 1 41 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
DULLES 4264 8 7 0 41 VABOROUGHS (240)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISEASE 5327 7 6 0 41 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 5 7 0 30 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 11 0 29 THE SHIRE (321)
-TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 4 1 0 27 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-TOUCH SOMEONE 2546 3 4 0 27 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GEEK 5377 1 0 0 20 MOON UNIT MUTANTS (277)
-MARSHALL 4287 3 7 0 16 VABOROUGHS (240)
LEAD BALLOON 5391 1 0 0 9 OXY MORONS (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOODS unbelievably bested MILITANT PACIFIST in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
DELUGE demolished SLEEPY JOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DARKNESS was savagely defeated by SWEET SORROW in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
EXPRESS MAIL overpowered NEERLY STENN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLORIA was devastated by THE EMPEROR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BOB defeated DOS JONES in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
DAN'S GHOST was devastated by HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE HEDGE overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
KEN won victory over SANCHO PROUDFOOT in a 3 minute duel.
THE HIEROPHANT was overpowered by ROSIE COTTON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DULLES defeated BELLADONNA TOOK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
DISEASE was luckily beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MOOR PALE demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEAD BALLOON bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a unpopular 4 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 13 - 1 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 19 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 20 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 27 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 991 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 24 6 0 122 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLASHING ATTACK EXPRESS MAIL 5323 15 9 0 113 OXY MORONS (537)
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 12 7 1 97 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 9 7 0 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
BASHING ATTACK GLORIA 5298 15 14 2 86 DREAMS WORK (538)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was SWEET SORROW 5335. The ten other most popular fighters were MILITANT
PACIFIST 5290, BELLADONNA TOOK 5313, THE HEDGE 5316, FLOODS 5263, BOB 5296, DOS JONES
5272, DULLES 4264, DELUGE 5332, EXPRESS MAIL 5323, and HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.
The least popular fighter this week was LEAD BALLOON 5391. The other ten least
popular fighters were DARKNESS 5330, DAN'S GHOST 5196, GLORIA 5298, NEERLY STENN
5273, THE HIEROPHANT 2621, MOOR PALE 5373, DISEASE 5327, ROSIE COTTON 5328, SANCHO
PROUDFOOT 5255, and KEN 5297.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MILITANT PACIFIST (40-5290) OXY MORONS (537)
BOB (40-5296) DREAMS WORK (538)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THE EMPEROR (40-1994) AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
SLEEPY JOE (40-5294) OXY MORONS (537)