DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/19/2026    Duedate: 07/16/2026

TROCAR ARENA

DM 54    TURN 463

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRAND CANYON
2233 BOURBON ST (362)
(54-3552) [13-6-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRAND CANYON                   POSITION IS EMPTY
2233 BOURBON ST (362)          
(54-3552) [13-6-1,100]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CAKE TESTER                    CAKE TESTER
USELESS TOOLS (219)            USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3481) [11-16-0,86]         (54-3481) [11-16-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 2233 BOURBON ST (362)         20 
2. USELESS TOOLS (219)           13    USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. KIWI CONNECTION II (318)      11    Unchartered Team

                                       KIWI CONNECTION (257)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)      423 214 22 66.4   1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      12  3 1
 2/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     75  39  2 65.8   2/ 4 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  7  5 0
 3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  64  45  5 58.7   3- 2 THE MUPPETS (20)          5  5 0
 4- 4*FAR TRAVELERS (364)        8   6  1 57.1   4/ 3 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     4 11 0
 5- 5 THE MUPPETS (20)         181 153 13 54.2   5- 5 GR8 PL8TS (353)           2  0 0
 6- 6 GR8 PL8TS (353)           19  18  0 51.4   6- 6*FAR TRAVELERS (364)       1  1 0
 7- 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  642 621 18 50.8   7- 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for CAKE TESTER, who 
flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing THE COLLECTOR like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was WYON, who 
dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with TRADER JOE.  It's 
a proud day for the 2233 BOURBON ST stable, as their warrior, GRAND CANYON, ascended 
the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad THE  MUPPETS?  Big bad THE 
MUPPETS.  Big bad THE MUPPETS.  TROCAR's afraid of the big bad THE MUPPETS.  Tra la 
la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause USELESS 
TOOLS beats feet every time THE MUPPETS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  NERF GUN defied all odds and slew PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in 
the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as PRIEST OF AHRINGOL's 
meat is notoriously tough.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your 
ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you 
enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be 
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAND CANYON 3552            13   6  1 100         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAM 2692                     29  16  2 107         THE MUPPETS (20)          
-HUMP DAY 3384                10   6  0  96         GR8 PL8TS (353)           
 TRADER JOE 3523              14   6  0  95         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREASED POLE 3490             9   9  2  90         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 CAKE TESTER 3481             11  16  0  86         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 THE INTERN 3446              10  10  0  80         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 NGAWARI 3110                 10   4  2  74         KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  
 WYON 3103                     6   7  0  67         KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DACRE 3104                   10   7  0  61         KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  
-BEAUREGARD 3536               9   7  1  58         THE MUPPETS (20)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESCUZME 3386                  8   5  0  47         GR8 PL8TS (353)           
 CLASS CLOWN 3494              4   3  0  46         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 FORTY NINE MILE 3506         12   7  0  43         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-CRAZY HARRY 3513              8  17  0  41         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565         5   7  0  39         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567          4   3  0  18         THE MUPPETS (20)          
-LINK HOGTHROB 3571            4   2  0  17         THE MUPPETS (20)          
-SHIV 3568                     1   1  0  15         FAR TRAVELERS (364)       
 DIXON 3131                    2   1  0  13         KIWI CONNECTION II (318)  
 BRICK 3575                    0   3  0   3         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAKER'S MARK 3507      10  3 0 2233 BOURBON ST 362  BEAUREGARD 3536        460 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NERF GUN delivered the death blow upon PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 5 minute fight.
GREASED POLE lost to GRAND CANYON in a 2 minute expert's Title battle.
THE INTERN demolished GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAKE TESTER viciously subdued THE COLLECTOR in a popular 4 minute veteran's contest.
TRADER JOE devastated WYON in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DACRE defeated AMERICAN HIGHWAY in a 2 minute struggle.
NGAWARI overpowered FORTY NINE MILE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CLASS CLOWN overpowered JHELUM RAIDER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DIXON viciously subdued BRICK in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        24 -  14 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  14 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  22 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GRAND CANYON 3552          13   6  1  100 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
SLASHING ATTACK  NGAWARI 3110               10   4  2   74 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
LUNGING ATTACK   DACRE 3104                 10   7  0   61 KIWI CONNECTION II (318)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLASS CLOWN 3494            4   3  0   46 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CAKE TESTER 3481.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CAKE TESTER 3481.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREASED POLE 
3490, DACRE 3104, DIXON 3131, GRAND CANYON 3552, TRADER JOE 3523, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 
3565, NGAWARI 3110, CLASS CLOWN 3494, THE INTERN 3446, and WYON 3103.

The least popular fighter this week was FORTY NINE MILE 3506.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BRICK 3575, WYON 3103, THE INTERN 3446, CLASS CLOWN 3494, 
NGAWARI 3110, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565, TRADER JOE 3523, GRAND CANYON 3552, DIXON 3131, 
and DACRE 3104.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NERF GUN (54-3287) USELESS TOOLS (219)