DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2026    Duedate: 05/06/2026

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 285

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COFFIN SHRED
SEA MADNESS (5181)
(85-28202) [7-2-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LIGDISH BANG                   COFFIN SHRED
PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)       SEA MADNESS (5181)
(85-1839) [16-43-1,92]         (85-28202) [7-2-0,113]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LIGDISH BANG                   DROGAK VORTEX
PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)       OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)
(85-1839) [16-43-1,92]         (85-55342) [1-0-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA MADNESS (5181)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)        19 
2. 23ERR (6534)                  14    OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)       14    Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)       14 
5. OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)        13    SEA MADNESS (5181)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 AMERICA (3276)             9   2  0 81.8   1/ 2*SEA MADNESS (5181)        3  0 0
 2/ 3*SEA MADNESS (5181)         7   2  0 77.8   2/19 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   3  1 0
 3/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   13   5  1 72.2   3- 1 PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 2  0 1
 4/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   18   9  2 66.7   4/14*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    2  0 0
 5- 4 PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 10   5  2 66.7   5/20 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   2  1 0
 6- 7 HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)     9   5  0 64.3   6/ 5 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  2  2 0
 7/ 5 PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 10   6  0 62.5   7- 8 BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    1  0 0
 8/ 9*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)     5   3  0 62.5   8- 3 HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)    1  0 0
 9/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)    6   4  0 60.0   9- 4*AL BUMS 9 (3355)          1  0 0
10/11 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   16  13  2 55.2  10-11 CODE NAMES II (2840)      1  0 0
11/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)     6   5  0 54.5  11-12 AMERICA (3276)            1  0 0
12-12 CODE NAMES II (2840)      25  22  0 53.2  12/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   1  0 0
13/ 6 23ERR (6534)               9   8  0 52.9  13/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    1  0 0
14/13 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   12  12  0 50.0  14/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   1  0 0
15-16*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)      2   2  0 50.0  15/22 DARK INSANITY (9473)      1  1 0
16/17 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335) 150 176  5 46.0  16-18*LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)   1  1 0
17-19 BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    29  35  2 45.3  17-16 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      1  1 0
18/23 DARK INSANITY (9473)      12  15  0 44.4  18/ 6 PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944)  8  10  1 44.4  19/ 7 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   1  2 0
20-21 BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    25  34  2 42.4  20/21 23ERR (6534)              0  3 0
21-22 BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   33  45  0 42.3  21-24 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   0  1 0
22-25*AL BUMS 9 (3355)           4   6  0 40.0  22-23*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)     0  1 0
23-27 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   25  39  1 39.1  23-26 VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944) 0  1 0
24-28 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     15  27  2 35.7  24-17 BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    0  1 0
25-30 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)       6  12  0 33.3  25-28 BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   0  1 0
26-31*LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)    1   2  0 33.3  26-29 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JASPER GULCH this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as PROJECT MAYHEM 277 is pushed out of top team by SEA MADNESS, who came 
from 2nd with a 1-0-0 this turn.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the 
drinks for OF WOLF AND MAN6 tonight, to honor their rise to 2nd after this turns 
2-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  OF WOLF AND 
MAN5 has turned a 1-0-0 into 5th place from 20th.  Give me the recipe!  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to PROJECT MAYHEM 165 for their 
drop to 18th from 6th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  OF WOLF AND MAN4 must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 7th to 19th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  And let's see, TOOTH BENDER fought 9TH RULE and gained 19 points and 
contributed to PHILANTHROPISTS3's 1-0-0.  ORC SPRITE has lost to DROGAK VORTEX, 
falling 9 points, while helping make PHILANTHROPISTS II a 0-2-0 turn.  Well done, 
JASPER GULCH, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps COFFIN 
SHRED is not as thrilled, being challenged 2 times.  LIGDISH BANG challenged for the 
Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone SEA MADNESS' warrior.  The attempts 
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and COFFIN SHRED remains JASPER GULCH's top 
warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that JASPER GULCH has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JASPER GULCH, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in 
JASPER GULCH again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFIN SHRED 28202            7   2  0 113         SEA MADNESS (5181)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIGDISH BANG 1839            16  43  1  92         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SABOR 7489                    9   7  0  90         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   
-FAT WIZARD 15459             16  15  0  89         CODE NAMES II (2840)      
 THAKA 7492                    8   3  2  80         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   
-GERI LEAH LOUIS 55060        11   9  1  76         BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     
-SOLA 7485                     9   9  0  72         OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   
-TRISTE 38112                  8  10  1  71         VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKRABBIT 54979             10   7  0  69         BIG LAKE CRITTER (6564)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLAK 7493                   10   6  0  66         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BORN AGAIN 17827              9   1  0  56         AMERICA (3276)            
 DUCOLI 7508                   6   4  0  56         OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   
-TRANSFORMATION 55092          6   9  1  54         BIG LAKE EVOLVE (6574)    
-GOD OF THUNDER 55077          5   5  1  54         BIG LAKE MARVEL (8984)    
 KANTOS KAN 7664               6   5  0  53         OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    
 TOOTH BENDER 1446             4   1  0  51         PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    
 9TH RULE 55302                7   6  0  41         PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 
 RICARDO DOOM 51930            5   3  0  34         DARK INSANITY (9473)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACQUES WEVIL 55010           2   2  0  28         BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   
-EFSECIALLY 39841              3   1  0  26         HOWLIN HEROES 8 (3879)    
-DARKSIDE 23155                2   0  0  24         AL BUMS 9 (3355)          
-AZORES 51115                  1   2  0  24         LONELY PLANET 12 (9315)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLASS ACT 41343               2   2  0  20         PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)     
-WHISPER TICKLE 55131          1   1  0  19         BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      
 DROGAK VORTEX 55342           1   0  0  14         OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   
 ORC SPRITE 55325              1   1  0   4         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA4 55347               0  1 0 23ERR 6534           BLACK ORC              285 NONE
DA5 55348               0  1 0 23ERR 6534           HIGH ELF               285 NONE
DA6 55349               0  1 0 23ERR 6534           SHEWISH GIANT          285 NONE
ISSAC CALIGARI 51933    7 12 0 DARK INSANITY 9473   TRANSFORMATION 55092   282  
GUCCI EYELIDS 25547     3  3 1 WE ARE FARMERS! 1934 THROWDOWN 31244        281 NOT REVENGED
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA6 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA5 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA4 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LIGDISH BANG was vanquished by COFFIN SHRED in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
TOOTH BENDER overpowered 9TH RULE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SABOR devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THAKA devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MOLAK defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute uneven melee.
DUCOLI vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute uneven duel.
KANTOS KAN overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RICARDO DOOM outlasted SARKOJA in a tiresome 17 minute fight.
ORC SPRITE was viciously subdued by DROGAK VORTEX in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  16 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  31 -  3      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  25 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  25 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  16 -  2      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 285 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       COFFIN SHRED 28202          7   2  0  113 SEA MADNESS (5181)
TOTAL PARRY      RICARDO DOOM -13606         5   3  0   34 DARK INSANITY (9473)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIGDISH BANG 1839.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DROGAK VORTEX -10194.  The ten other most popular fighters were COFFIN SHRED 
28202, TOOTH BENDER 1446, THAKA 7492, DUCOLI 7508, ORC SPRITE -10211, SABOR 7489, 
KANTOS KAN 7664, LIGDISH BANG 1839, DA6 -10187, and DA5 -10188.

The least popular fighter this week was RICARDO DOOM -13606.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SARKOJA 7484, MOLAK 7493, 9TH RULE -10234, DA4 -10189, DA5 
-10188, DA6 -10187, LIGDISH BANG 1839, KANTOS KAN 7664, SABOR 7489, and ORC SPRITE 
-10211.