DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/18/2026    Duedate: 07/01/2026

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 289

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THAKA
OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)
(85-7492) [12-3-2,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THAKA                          TOOTH BENDER
OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)        PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)
(85-7492) [12-3-2,124]         (85-1446) [7-2-0,64]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LIGDISH BANG                   ROBERT PAULSON 586
PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)       PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413)
(85-1839) [17-46-1,98]         (85-29439) [4-3-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)         20 
2. PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055)     19    OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)
3. BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)       18    Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)         18 
5. GOV'T ACRONYMS (2122)         17    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PBR LEGENDS 26 (5533)      1   0  0 100.   1/ 5 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   4  0 0
 2/ 0*STEELERS MVP'S (1784)      1   0  0 100.   2/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   3  0 0
 3- 2 SEA MADNESS (5181)         8   3  0 72.7   3/ 1 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   3  0 0
 4/ 4 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   10   4  0 71.4   4/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   3  0 0
 5/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   22   9  2 71.0   5/17 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     3  1 0
 6- 6*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)       2   1  0 66.7   6/ 4*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    3  3 0
 7/ 0*HEROES (4194)              3   2  0 60.0   7/14 PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)  2  0 0
 8/10 HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)     7   5  0 58.3   8/ 8 HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    2  1 0
 9/11 PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)   8   6  0 57.1   9/19 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     2  1 0
10/ 5*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)       4   3  0 57.1  10/18 BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    2  2 0
11/ 8*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)     9   7  0 56.2  11/10 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  2  2 0
12/ 7*PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413)  5   4  0 55.6  12-11*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      1  0 0
13/13 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   15  13  0 53.6  13/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 1  0 0
14/15 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)     8   7  0 53.3  14- 6 JOHN BROWN (5724)         1  0 0
15/ 9 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 11  10  1 52.4  15-13*PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414) 1  0 0
16-14*BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)      7   7  0 50.0  16/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 292 (5424) 1  0 0
17/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 292 (5424)  7   7  0 50.0  17/ 0*PBR LEGENDS 26 (5533)     1  0 0
18/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 35  37  2 48.6  18- 7 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-16 JOHN BROWN (5724)         71  81  7 46.7  19/ 0*STEELERS MVP'S (1784)     1  0 0
20/17 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335) 152 180  5 45.8  20/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)   1  0 0
21-18 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    26  31  2 45.6  21/29*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 1  1 0
22-19 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       15  18  1 45.5  22/12*PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413) 1  1 0
23/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)    5   6  0 45.5  23-22*PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)  1  1 0
24/20 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     25  31  0 44.6  24-21*BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     1  2 0
25/23 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   29  39  1 42.6  25/23 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  1  2 0
26/22 DARK INSANITY (9473)      12  18  0 40.0  26/24 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    1  2 0
27/21 HOWLIN PULSE (9137)        8  12  0 40.0  27/ 3 HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       1  3 0
28/24 BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    24  37  1 39.3  28-25 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      1  3 0
29/26 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     17  28  2 37.8  29/16*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      0  2 0
30/25 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)   6  11  1 35.3  30-27 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    0  2 0
31-28*PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414)  1   2  0 33.3  31/26 DARK INSANITY (9473)      0  2 0
32-29*PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)   1   2  0 33.3  32-28*TANKER FRIENDS (7384)     0  2 0
33-30 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)       7  15  0 31.8  33/32*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 0  2 0
34/27*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410)  2   5  0 28.6  34/31 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 0  2 0
35/31*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406)  2   6  0 25.0  35/30*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 0  2 0
36-32*TANKER FRIENDS (7384)      1   9  0 10.0  36/ 0*OTD 6 (9796)              0  1 0
37/33*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704)  0   4  0  0.0  37/ 0*TUM SIGNED DISCOAR (8205) 0  1 0
38/ 0*OTD 6 (9796)               0   1  0  0.0  38-20 SEA MADNESS (5181)        0  1 0
39/ 0*TUM SIGNED DISCOAR (8205)  0   1  0  0.0  39/ 0*HEROES (4194)             0  1 0
40/ 0*GOV'T ACRONYMS (2122)      0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0*NASA ACRONYMS (2132)      0  1 0
41/ 0*SCUBA ACRONYMS (2123)      0   1  0  0.0  41/ 0*GOV'T ACRONYMS (2122)     0  1 0
42/ 0*NASA ACRONYMS (2132)       0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*SCUBA ACRONYMS (2123)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JASPER GULCH to 
see what's new.  Too bad, OF WOLF AND MAN6, but BIG LAKE 2020F2F was just too good to 
be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did BIG LAKE FEVER really go up by 12?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--HOWLIN PULSE got 0-1-0 and dropped 24.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  NIGHT'S 
DREAM dropped 13, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  MVP award 
for 2ND RULE?  PROJECT MAYHEM 346's proud of it after beating PZAZZ and getting 19 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  TOOTH BENDER's match with DON JEWELL cost him 
a loss of 6 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think THAKA 
should let REDRIX be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Like, is ROBERT PAULSON 370 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of JASPER GULCH!  He's got a 
11-10-1, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAKA 7492                   12   3  2 124         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GERI LEAH LOUIS 55060        13  10  1 101         BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     
 LIGDISH BANG 1839            17  46  1  98         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  
 DON JEWELL 55069             10   7  0  92         BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCOLI 7508                  10   4  0  89         OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   
 REDRIX 50077                  5   5  0  86         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OH OLISH OHOONI 10752         7   3  0  81         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 370 20231     11  10  1  76         PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 
-EMO PHILLIPS 55090            8   6  1  73         BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THROWDOWN 31244               6   3  1  65         JOHN BROWN (5724)         
 TOOTH BENDER 1446             7   2  0  64         PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    
 KANTOS KAN 7664               8   7  0  61         OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    
 ROBERT PAULSON 235 2789       5   6  0  59         PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANSION NECKLACE 42973        7   5  0  49         HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    
 FRITZ 7514                    6  11  1  48         OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  
 BUCKAROO BANZAI 22892         3   1  0  42         HEROES (4194)             
 JACQUES WEVIL 55010           5   2  0  40         BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   
 RICARDO DOOM 51930            5   6  0  37         DARK INSANITY (9473)      
-TED SPARKS 51578              2   1  0  35         RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      
 TERSI HOAXLORE 55257          2   2  0  34         BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 586 29439      4   3  0  33         PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413) 
 GABRIEL LANCE 51934           4   3  0  33         NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      
 ROBERT PAULSON 663 29405      2   6  0  33         PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 593 29425      2   5  0  31         PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 
-GOOD OLE 39842                2   2  0  30         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       
-BARBED SPITE 10744            1   2  0  28         PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)  
-JULIE COX 54722               0   3  0  27         BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     
-WHISPER TICKLE 55131          2   2  0  24         BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      
-ROBERT PAULSON 585 29445      1   2  0  24         PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORC SPRITE 55325              2   2  0  19         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  
 2ND RULE 55320                1   0  0  19         PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 
-BATTLER 54874                 2   4  0  18         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       
-DENNIS MILLER 55268           0   2  0  18         BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    
 DSCA 11569                    0   1  0  17         GOV'T ACRONYMS (2122)     
 ROBERT PAULSON 376 20245      0   4  0  16         PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 610 29497      1   0  0  13         PROJECT MAYHEM 292 (5424) 
-MIKE ELLINGSWORTH 55245       1   0  0   9         BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     
 BIG BEN 9799                  1   0  0   9         STEELERS MVP'S (1784)     
 MAZE RUNNER 30159             1   0  0   7         PBR LEGENDS 26 (5533)     
 CDF 11626                     0   1  0   7         NASA ACRONYMS (2132)      
 FLOYD APPROVED 45080          0   1  0   7         TUM SIGNED DISCOARD (8205)
-FISTMCVEEFPUNCH 55311         0   1  0   7         TANKER FRIENDS (7384)     
 PZAZZ 53596                   0   1  0   7         OTD 6 (9796)              
 AOW 11577                     0   1  0   7         SCUBA ACRONYMS (2123)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OH OLISH OHOONI bested ROBERT PAULSON 370 in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
THAKA demolished REDRIX in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
LIGDISH BANG was overpowered by GERI LEAH LOUIS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HANS BERSCZKI was bested by DUCOLI in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
DON JEWELL devastated TOOTH BENDER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARYN QUICKSTEEL devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GABRIEL LANCE was viciously subdued by MANSION NECKLACE in a 2 minute fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 235 vanquished FRITZ in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SARKOJA won victory over BUCKAROO BANZAI in a popular 3 minute duel.
KANTOS KAN overpowered RICARDO DOOM in a popular 3 minute uneven match.
JACQUES WEVIL luckily beat ROBERT PAULSON 586 in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
HASTE SABER handily defeated ROBERT PAULSON 593 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TERSI HOAXLORE demolished ROBERT PAULSON 376 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 663 handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLOYD APPROVED lost to ROBERT PAULSON 610 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MAZE RUNNER won victory over DSCA in a 1 minute fray.
PZAZZ was overpowered by 2ND RULE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CDF was outwaited by RAVEN CATCHER in a tiresome 11 minute fight.
AOW was subdued by BIG BEN in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  28 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  17 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  22 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  26 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  10 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 289 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GERI LEAH LOUIS -10476     13  10  1  101 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)
AIMED BLOW       OH OLISH OHOONI 10752       7   3  0   81 PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)
TOTAL PARRY      ROBERT PAULSON 370 20231   11  10  1   76 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION NECKLACE -22563     7   5  0   49 HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIGDISH BANG 1839.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROBERT PAULSON 586 29439.  The ten other most popular fighters were KANTOS 
KAN 7664, BUCKAROO BANZAI 22892, ROBERT PAULSON 610 29497, OH OLISH OHOONI 10752, 
HANS BERSCZKI -17857, MANSION NECKLACE -22563, ROBERT PAULSON 235 2789, SARKOJA 7484, 
BIG BEN 9799, and THAKA 7492.

The least popular fighter this week was RAVEN CATCHER -10354.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AOW 11577, DSCA 11569, ROBERT PAULSON 376 20245, ROBERT PAULSON 
593 29425, GABRIEL LANCE -13602, TOOTH BENDER 1446, LIGDISH BANG 1839, REDRIX -15459, 
PZAZZ -11940, and JACQUES WEVIL -10526.