DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/26/2026    Duedate: 03/25/2026

DUSKMOOR ARENA

DM 95    TURN 8

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      30  19 13 61.2   1/ 1*HELL'S SENTINELS (234)   10  8 4
 2/ 1*HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    36  25 12 59.0   2/ 5*ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      8  4 3
 3/ 3*BLOOD GANG 825A (214)     27  23 12 54.0   3/ 3*VALHALLA BOUND (240)      8  7 3
 4/ 4*NORSEMEN (228)            35  20 11 63.6   4/ 2*BLOOD GANG 825A (214)     8  5 2
 5/ 7*MOTU (246)                32  25 10 56.1   5/ 4*VULGAR UNICORN (220)      7  5 2
 6/ 5*VALHALLA BOUND (240)      33  24  9 57.9   6/12*MOVIE PUNS (230)          6  6 2
 7/ 6*NEON DREADWYRMS (253)     23  22  9 51.1   7/ 9*PREDATORS (223)           4  6 2
 8/ 8*VULGAR UNICORN (220)      24  24  9 50.0   8/ 7*DERANGED 5 (244)         11  4 1
 9/ 9*OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)   13  19  9 40.6   9/10*MOTU (246)               11  5 1
10/11*MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       33  19  8 63.5  10/14*NORSEMEN (228)            9  5 1
11/10*TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    33  22  8 60.0  11/13*TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    9  6 1
12/12*PREDATORS (223)           23  22  8 51.1  12/ 8*MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    8 12 1
13/13*MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    37  30  7 55.2  13/18*MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       7  6 1
14/16*MAID NO MORE (237)        18  28  7 39.1  14/15*BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      7  7 1
15/14*KILLING GROUND (219)      27  25  6 51.9  15/17*MAID NO MORE (237)        5  7 1
16/19*MOVIE PUNS (230)          24  23  6 51.1  16/ 6*OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)   3  2 1
17/15*BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      25  25  6 50.0  17/11*GONE FISHING PA (247)     7  5 0
18/18*DERANGED 5 (244)          28  22  5 56.0  18/22*13 MONKEYS (238)          4  8 0
19/17*ONE HIT WONDERS (222)     21  18  5 53.8  19/16*KILLING GROUND (219)      4 10 0
20/20*GONE FISHING PA (247)     25  21  4 54.3  20/20*BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227) 3  3 0
21/21*THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    15  16  3 48.4  21/21*NEON DREADWYRMS (253)     3  6 0
22/23*13 MONKEYS (238)          15  35  2 30.0  22/23*THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    2  2 0
23/22*BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227) 10  26  2 27.8  23/19*ONE HIT WONDERS (222)     2  4 0
24/24*EMU'S CHOICES (251)        7  31  2 18.4  24/25*WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)     1  5 0
25/25*WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)      6  30  0 16.7  25/24*EMU'S CHOICES (251)       1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                  "Do NOT GO GENTLE"

                                       * * * *

For generations, the City has expanded, enslaving the forest peoples and cutting down 
their world. Those who remain are at the breaking point.

                                       * * * *

Smiling up at him, its tiny hand holds onto his finger, and the baby coos and giggles 
as his finger wiggles its whole arm. "He has a strong grip like his father," the young 
woman murmurs laughingly and kisses them both as the baby's other tiny hand pulls her 
full head of flowing hair.

                                       * * * *

Birds chirp the forest awake, and a most breeze blows morning mist over a leaf 
collecting a drop that grows then rolls off and down through the branches, splashing 
onto his closed eyelid. The smile-creases fade from his temples as he lowers his half-
braided head, limps out of the trees into the Clearing and joins his voice with the 
others gathering in a Circle around him calling out the FarAway across the tall 
grasses. It is his turn in the Center. Their feet ground in the fog as they stand in 
the Wailing Ring, their eyelids lowered, their white-beared, half-braided head raised, 
waiting for the last Center to return.

First he hears the Runner's Whoop in the trees, then he sees her WyldEyes bigger with 
each longstride across the clearing toward him, carrying a bag on her back. She leaps 
into the Circle, holding out the bag to him, sad and gasping, "Father!" The smile-
creases fade from his temples. "Grina." His wrinkled hands tremble into the bag, pull 
the white hairs, and lift up the half-braided head out of the bag. He slowly raises up 
the white-bearded head and plants it onto the top of his staff, a moist breeze blowing 
mist over the hairs collecting drops. He raises his staff and the Elders circle around 
him, each pausing to face the Center Past and Present, nod sad recognition, and raise 
their own staff. As the last staff is raised, the red glow of sunrise breaks over the 
treetops and lights up the clearing's tall grasses as a WyldFire, and he raises his 
voice, summoning each line to sound as a strong wind whipping into a thunderclap and 
lightning followed by sheets of cleansing rain:

                      "Do NOT GO GENTLE into this Doomed Fight,
                 WyldRage should BURN and RAVE at the Start of Night;
                     Wyld! Rage! AGAINST THE DYING of the Life."

He plants his staff standing up in the tall WyldFire grasses, the signal to Grina who 
nods to him and then to the other Runners, who then nod to their Ring Elders and run 
on ahead through the trees, the WhiteBeards walking after them back into the World. He 
waits until he is alone with the Old One in the Clearing, then turns away finally from 
the Past, and finds his new staff in the World. The smile-creases fade from his 
temples as The New Center lowers his head and limps out of the trees into the Barren 
toward the City.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DUSKMOOR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  MOVIE PUNS turned their 1-2-1 turn into 
a 6th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, MONSTERS 25M5, 
the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see BASILISK win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KARK 
beat THE BLOB and THE BLOB lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, DUSKMOOR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  TASK FORCE GREEN was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like OF WOLF & VENOM 2 avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, WILLIAM L. WELLER was this turn's most challenged warrior. 
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was 
VARDA of VALHALLA BOUND this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a 
belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (COBRA of 
OF WOLF & VENOM 2):  You had your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Nipped in 
the bud, you might say, was OATH of BLOOD GANG 825A this turn.  Course, I wouldn't 
say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a passing thought on a 
warrior dying young (HIGHWAY of TASK FORCE GREEN):  You had your chance and now 
you're dead.  Oh well...  Consider GOLDFINGER gone, and ONE HIT WONDERS unfeeling, 
letting the bloodfeud for hers death go unrevenged.  Three down, and one turn to go 
for TASK FORCE GREEN to call in the bloodfeud against COBRA, else CYNDER is but small 
history.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see WARRIOR GAMES 
and MOVIE PUNS at The Warty Toad tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over 
TRANSFUSION.  Well, ODDVAR THE OLD, I guess VALHALLA BOUND stable was just too 
chicken to bloodfeud you over ARHYLR.  I guess cowardice is part of managing a team.  
A big yahoo goes out to TRI-KLOPS this turn, for revenging MOTU's bloodfeud against 
VALHALLA BOUND's warrior VARDA.  Heh, heh, heh.  It's about time C.Y.P.B. got beat 
for picking on warriors like TRUMAN OLSON.  Bravo, MEDAL OF HONOR 6.  See you at The 
Warty Toad.  So, NEON DREADWYRMS, just going to let GOLDFANG rot in peace are we?  
Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello gloating arrogant PROTECTOR.  Titanium shields and bamboo 
daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURDUCKEN TALON 2378          5   3  5  47         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 BASILISK 2246                 8   0  3 121         PREDATORS (223)           
 PROTECTOR 2357                7   1  3  63         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 WILLIAM L. WELLER 2221        7   1  3  31         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 ORM 2301                      6   2  3  69         NORSEMEN (228)            
 TRI-KLOPS 2484                6   2  3  63         MOTU (246)                
 DRY RUB NOBLE 2383            6   2  3  45         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 HEMOSTASIS 2155               6   2  3  44         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)     
 GATEKEEPER 2359               5   3  3  51         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 EYRUNIA 2420                  6   2  2  55         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 YAKETY SAX 2237               6   2  2  48         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)     
 ALEX DELARGE 2457             6   2  2  41         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 SWING FEVER 2320              6   2  2  34         MOVIE PUNS (230)          
 ODDVAR THE OLD 2302           5   3  2  61         NORSEMEN (228)            
 VECTOR 2274                   5   3  2  56         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 GEORGE T. STAGG 2220          5   3  2  36         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 RUFUS OF ROME 2303            5   3  2  28         NORSEMEN (228)            
 OVERSEER 2360                 5   3  2  20         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 BEND PINKY 2309               4   4  2  41         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 BEAST MAN 2525                4   4  2  31         MOTU (246)                
 BRONZETAIL 2547               4   4  2  25         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)     
 MICHAEL MYERS 2463            4   4  2  19         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 EARNHARDT SR 2392             3   5  2  29         MAID NO MORE (237)        
 BASHUR BRISKET 2376           7   1  1  63         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 RAM MAN 2480                  7   1  1  57         MOTU (246)                
 TRACER 2271                   7   1  1  53         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 THE BLOB 2541                 7   1  1  36         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       
 BUFFALO BILL 2460             6   2  1  50         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 WARRIOR GAMES 2318            6   2  1  50         MOVIE PUNS (230)          
 SPATTER 2161                  6   2  1  39         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)     
 KING KONG 2543                6   2  1  36         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       
 SCRUD 2485                    6   2  1  27         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 TEX 2265                      5   3  1  43         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 C.Y.P.B. 2224                 5   3  1  41         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 EVIL LYNN 2475                5   3  1  35         MOTU (246)                
 MOTHRA 2545                   5   3  1  29         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       
 MATUKA 2490                   5   3  1  24         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 ONE ARMED GOBBLER 2382        5   3  1  19         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 BEADHEAD 2486                 5   3  1  19         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 GEORGE WAHLEN 2517            4   4  1  40         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 BLACK HOWLER 2403             4   4  1  35         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 THOMAS H. HANDY 2223          4   4  1  32         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 THE SHADOW 2211               4   4  1  30         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 MIKE COLALILLO 2519           4   4  1  30         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 PHANTOM LION 2250             4   4  1  22         PREDATORS (223)           
 SVENDAHL 2415                 4   4  1  18         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 DRAGONS LAIR 2213             4   4  1  17         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 EVERETT POPE 2522             4   4  1  17         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBSERVER 2361                 4   4  1  17         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 GOLDEN LANGUR 2397            3   5  1  28         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 DURANT 2394                   3   5  1  24         MAID NO MORE (237)        
 DUEL INTENTIONS 2316          3   5  1  23         MOVIE PUNS (230)          
 KEEPER 2362                   3   5  1  18         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 TWO FINGER TIA 2289           3   5  1  15         BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227) 
 DR. HICCUP 2308               2   6  1  13         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 TRUMAN OLSON 2521             8   0  0  54         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 KARK 2298                     7   1  0  59         NORSEMEN (228)            
 WATCHER 2364                  7   1  0  46         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 TOM BELLYACHES 2314           7   1  0  30         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 THE CARVER 2455               6   2  0  42         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 THE WEREWOLF 2542             6   2  0  34         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       
 RAMSAY BOLTON 2458            5   3  0  69         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 TERRI CRAMPS 2312             5   3  0  34         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 CADDUS 2489                   5   3  0  31         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 TULYP 2180                    5   3  0  21         THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    
 BLACKEYE 2555                 5   3  0  18         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)     
 CRIMSON KING 2205             5   3  0  18         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 EYRIOR 2416                   5   3  0  18         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 JAMES REECE 2518              4   4  0  45         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 BABASHOFF 2386                4   4  0  29         MAID NO MORE (237)        
 WILD THING 2244               4   4  0  16         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)     
 STRATOS 2478                  3   5  0  34         MOTU (246)                
 FALLIN' SNAKELEAF 2563        3   5  0  32         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)     
 INTROSPECTION 2207            3   5  0  24         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 MYLDRAZA 2417                 3   5  0  14         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 G-C MANGABEY 2399             2   6  0  22         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 GELADA 2567                   2   6  0  20         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 SARGE 2267                    2   6  0  19         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 KALLINDRA 2535                1   7  0  25         EMU'S CHOICES (251)       
 FENARA 2530                   1   7  0  14         EMU'S CHOICES (251)       
 SOARIN' ASHROOT 2562          0   8  0   8         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMPEROR TAMARIN 2404    2  2 0 13 MONKEYS 238       TURDUCKEN TALON 2378     4 REVENGED
RED-SHANKED DOUC 2395   0  4 0 13 MONKEYS 238       GEORGE T. STAGG 2220     4 REVENGED
HOWLIN' COLESLAW 2375   2  2 0 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   COBRA 2234               4 NOT REVENGED
RIFF RAFF RIBS 2381     3  2 2 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   SCRUD 2485               5  
NASTY BREATH 2305       2  2 1 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   OBSERVER 2361            4 JUST REVENGED
STRANGE TOUCH 2307      3  4 1 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   GATEKEEPER 2359          7  
THOUGHT PREMISE 2311    2  2 1 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   YSMAEL VILLEAS 2516      4 REVENGED
COLD 2160               1  4 1 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  KEEPER 2362              5  
LINE 2157               3  3 1 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  ONE ARMED GOBBLE 2382    6  
OATH 2159               5  3 2 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  ODDVAR THE OLD 2302      8  
TRANSFUSION 2164        4  4 3 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  WARRIOR GAMES 2318       8  
A GORGON EGG 2292       2  3 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 WILLIAM L. WELLE 2221    5  
THE CLUMSY ROGUE 2290   3  2 1 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 TRANSFUSION 2164         5  
TOAD LEATHER ARM 2291   1  7 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 MOTHRA 2545              8  
CALIDA 2529             3  2 1 EMU'S CHOICES 251    SLOTH 2248               5 NONE
EMBERLYNN 2526          0  6 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    SVENDAHL 2415            6  
PYONA 2532              1  4 1 EMU'S CHOICES 251    WEST 2390                5  
COPPER JOHN 2492        1  3 0 GONE FISHING PA 247  OVERSEER 2360            4 NOT REVENGED
PCOLA 2491              2  2 1 GONE FISHING PA 247  ORM 2301                 4 NOT REVENGED
DEFENDER 2363           2  3 1 HELL'S SENTINELS 234 ALEX DELARGE 2457        5  
SENTINEL 2358           2  2 1 HELL'S SENTINELS 234 HIGHWAY 2266             4 NOT REVENGED
COMING HOME 2206        4  2 0 KILLING GROUND 219   MICHAEL MYERS 2463       6  
DEEDS OF GLORY 2209     3  3 0 KILLING GROUND 219   EYRUNIA 2420             6  
KELLY 2393              2  2 1 MAID NO MORE 237     BEADHEAD 2486            4 NOT REVENGED
WEST 2390               4  4 2 MAID NO MORE 237     GEORGE WAHLEN 2517       8  
JAKE ALLEX 2523         1  4 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 6 250 HEMOSTASIS 2155          5  

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JAY ZEAMER 2524         3  4 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 6 250 PROTECTOR 2357           7  
SYLVESTER ANTOLA 2515   4  3 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 6 250 C.Y.P.B. 2224            7 JUST REVENGED
YSMAEL VILLEAS 2516     4  2 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 6 250 BEND PINKY 2309          6  
GODZILLA 2536           3  1 3 MONSTERS 25M5 252    JARL VARG 2299           4 REVENGED
THE THING 2540          5  1 1 MONSTERS 25M5 252    DRY RUB NOBLE 2383       6  
SKELETOR 2479           1  5 0 MOTU 246             VARDA 2421               6 JUST REVENGED
TEELA 2476              3  1 1 MOTU 246             YAKETY SAX 2237          4 JUST REVENGED
DOCTOR STRIKE 2321      3  4 1 MOVIE PUNS 230       TRANSFUSION 2164         7 JUST REVENGED
FIGHT HARD 2319         1  3 1 MOVIE PUNS 230       SJAMANEN 2300            4 REVENGED
JUMPING IRON 2317       4  2 0 MOVIE PUNS 230       VECTOR 2274              6  
BLUESCALE 2549          3  2 2 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  RUFUS OF ROME 2303       5  
BRASSEYE 2553           3  5 1 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  EARNHARDT SR 2392        8  
GOLDFANG 2546           3  1 0 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  PROTECTOR 2357           4 NOT REVENGED
GREENHORN 2552          1  3 1 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  VECTOR 2274              4 REVENGED
ARVID 2296              2  2 0 NORSEMEN 228         VARDA 2421               4 REVENGED
JARL VARG 2299          4  2 2 NORSEMEN 228         PROTECTOR 2357           6  
SJAMANEN 2300           4  2 2 NORSEMEN 228         SWING FEVER 2320         6  
COBRA 2234              6  2 4 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 BASILISK 2246            8  
MAMBA 2233              6  1 3 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 BASILISK 2246            7  
96 TEARS 2241           2  3 0 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  BASHUR BRISKET 2376      5  
GOLDFINGER 2240         3  1 1 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  BRONZETAIL 2547          4 NOT REVENGED
TEQUILA 2235            1  3 0 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  PHANTOM LION 2250        4 NOT REVENGED
LUTRA 2247              2  4 0 PREDATORS 223        GATEKEEPER 2359          6  
PSYCHO SQUIRREL 2251    2  2 1 PREDATORS 223        THE SHADOW 2211          4 NOT REVENGED
SLOTH 2248              2  5 1 PREDATORS 223        GEORGE T. STAGG 2220     7  
STINGRAY 2249           5  1 2 PREDATORS 223        MAMBA 2233               6 REVENGED
CYNDER 2269             4  1 2 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 COBRA 2234               5  
HIGHWAY 2266            5  3 1 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 TURDUCKEN TALON 2378     8  
PIAHR 2176              2  4 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 OATH 2159                6  
ARHYLR 2418             3  1 1 VALHALLA BOUND 240   ODDVAR THE OLD 2302      4 NOT REVENGED
RYMADRA 2424            3  2 1 VALHALLA BOUND 240   MIKE COLALILLO 2519      5  
VARDA 2421              6  2 3 VALHALLA BOUND 240   TRI-KLOPS 2484           8  
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 2218   1  4 1 VULGAR UNICORN 220   SYLVESTER ANTOLA 2515    5 REVENGED
RUSHIN' THORNBOA 2558   0  5 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  BEAST MAN 2525           5  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Task Force Green -- My best guess: You wrote the fun team spotlights conversation last 
turn? -- Grina Muddercrow of Wyldrage Atdoom (hopefully awaiting the next chapter)

Scrud -- And stay down! (Why didn't ya?!) -- Soarin' Ashroot of Wyldrage Atdoom

West -- Tremendous! Disorienting! Left is right! Up is down! -- Fallin' Snakeleaf of 
Wyldrage Atdoom

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SWING FEVER was devastated by VECTOR in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
TRI-KLOPS dispatched VARDA in a 2 minute Bloodfeud battle.
BEND PINKY slimly lost to GATEKEEPER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud match.
TRUMAN OLSON viciously subdued C.Y.P.B. in a 6 minute gory Bloodfeud contest.
WARRIOR GAMES savagely slew TRANSFUSION in a 7 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
TOM BELLYACHES viciously subdued OBSERVER in a slow 21 minute bloody Bloodfeud duel.
MIKE COLALILLO was beaten by PROTECTOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BASILISK easily killed COBRA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BASHUR BRISKET viciously subdued TEX in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
HEMOSTASIS was vanquished by ORM in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
OATH was killed by ODDVAR THE OLD in a 3 minute fight.
WATCHER was demolished by RAMSAY BOLTON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAMES REECE handily defeated DUEL INTENTIONS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SCRUD was demolished by EYRUNIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
GEORGE T. STAGG was defeated by TRACER in a 2 minute duel.
THE CARVER savagely defeated INTROSPECTION in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
RAM MAN beat YAKETY SAX in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
ALEX DELARGE narrowly defeated BABASHOFF in a 2 minute brutal bout.
THE BLOB was overpowered by KARK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRY RUB NOBLE savagely defeated BLACK HOWLER in a 3 minute bloody conflict.
BUFFALO BILL devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
RUFUS OF ROME subdued FENARA in a action packed 6 minute bout.
TERRI CRAMPS viciously subdued KEEPER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory fray.
MICHAEL MYERS was savagely defeated by THOMAS H. HANDY in a popular 9 minute fight.
SARGE was narrowly defeated by THE SHADOW in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
EVIL LYNN overpowered CRIMSON KING in a tiresome 4 minute gruesome uneven match.
PHANTOM LION was unbelievably bested by BEAST MAN in a action packed 3 minute bout.
STRATOS handily defeated SOARIN' ASHROOT in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
WILLIAM L. WELLER savagely defeated WILD THING in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SPATTER overpowered SVENDAHL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
BLACKEYE was overpowered by FALLIN' SNAKELEAF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TURDUCKEN TALON savagely slew HIGHWAY in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
THE WEREWOLF viciously subdued GELADA in a 3 minute brutal battle.
KING KONG slimly won victory over DURANT in a action packed 4 minute bout.
EYRIOR was savagely defeated by GOLDEN LANGUR in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
MOTHRA killed TOAD LEATHER ARMOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
G-C MANGABEY narrowly defeated OVERSEER in a 8 minute duel.
EARNHARDT SR executed BRASSEYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
WEST was executed by GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MYLDRAZA was vanquished by BRONZETAIL in a 3 minute brutal mismatched duel.
ONE ARMED GOBBLER outwaited DR. HICCUP in a 8 minute bloody duel.
TWO FINGER TIA was overpowered by CADDUS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DRAGONS LAIR was unbelievably bested by MATUKA in a 2 minute bloody melee.
BEADHEAD was savagely defeated by KALLINDRA in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
TULYP outlasted EVERETT POPE in a tiring 9 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       85 -  52 - 14      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         BASHING ATTACK    70 -  49 - 13      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        78 -  58 - 24      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  69 - 21      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  44 - 15      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  62 - 22      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     53 -  66 - 15      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      53 -  70 - 19      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       52 -  69 - 15      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  56 - 13      40  |

Turn   8 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  5                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TURDUCKEN TALON 2378        5   3  5   47 ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BASILISK 2246               8   0  3  121 PREDATORS (223)
STRIKING ATTACK  PROTECTOR 2357              7   1  3   63 HELL'S SENTINELS (234)
PARRY-STRIKE     WILLIAM L. WELLER 2221      7   1  3   31 VULGAR UNICORN (220)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ORM 2301                    6   2  3   69 NORSEMEN (228)
WALL OF STEEL    TRI-KLOPS 2484              6   2  3   63 MOTU (246)
AIMED BLOW       HEMOSTASIS 2155             6   2  3   44 BLOOD GANG 825A (214)
PARRY-LUNGE      GATEKEEPER 2359             5   3  3   51 HELL'S SENTINELS (234)
TOTAL PARRY      RUFUS OF ROME 2303          5   3  2   28 NORSEMEN (228)
SLASHING ATTACK  SPATTER 2161                6   2  1   39 BLOOD GANG 825A (214)

The overall popularity leader is FENARA 2530.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FENARA 2530.  The ten other most popular fighters were THOMAS H. HANDY 2223, YAKETY 
SAX 2237, PROTECTOR 2357, KING KONG 2543, GOLDEN LANGUR 2397, THE SHADOW 2211, THE 
CARVER 2455, SARGE 2267, PHANTOM LION 2250, and TURDUCKEN TALON 2378.

The least popular fighter this week was TOM BELLYACHES 2314.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OBSERVER 2361, CRIMSON KING 2205, EVIL LYNN 2475, EVERETT POPE 
2522, ONE ARMED GOBBLER 2382, TULYP 2180, MYLDRAZA 2417, TWO FINGER TIA 2289, WEST 
2390, and EYRIOR 2416.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077  (615) 
                   GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E  (4536) 
                  RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5  (719) 
                     SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113  (4249) 
                  DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                        IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32  (3757) 
                        TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41  (5234) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes