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Date   : 04/16/2026    Duedate: 04/29/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 945

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8066 3764  55 68.2      SANGUINE SAINTS 65/1111
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        THE WASTING FIELD 33/1094
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      5 REDHORSE 56/823     1298 1334  11 49.3
    HELL'S CHOIR 25/1710                        CASTAWAYS 65/1369
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        DARKLINGS 74/1160
    GREEN DISEASE 12/1695                     6 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   66   78   2 45.8
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                     7 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     789  979  15 44.6
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     LUDUS MAGNUS XV 73/1617
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                    LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                   DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                 8 GUESS 98/1558        885 1143  12 43.6
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
  2 WARLORDS 20/1700     725  628  10 53.6      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    PHILANTHROPISTS 20/773                      BUBBA'S BARBARIANS 16/1554
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                   9 MY PETS 9/1272       527  697   2 43.1
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                  10 DUREX 100 43/1697    160  219   1 42.2
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                  11 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  133  186   0 41.7
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    DRAGON JUNKIES 19/1627
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                   WENSINWASIN G.T. 85/1639
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                   DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 62/1632
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS55 84/1716                12 BASH BROS B 28/1660   88  201   2 30.4
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708                 BASH BROS PARK 47/1665
  3 HOLY SLAUGH 11/1091   37   35   1 51.4      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    TOTEMS OF RAGE 11/1092                      BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Pull up a chair. Or don't. Most of you are fighting like you're already halfway to the 
grave anyway. Ah, yes, Free Blades, the drunken uncle of my beloved Shadowspire. It's 
more like a crowded tavern where everyone is armed, and nobody remembers who started 
the brawl. I love it!

It was a typical turn. Steel everywhere, egos everywhere, and competence... well, 
there wasn't enough for everyone, but just enough to keep it interesting. Let's start 
where the crown sits, refusing to budge.

Apocalypse. I do not need to say anymore. He has sat comfortably as Lord-Marshall for 
many turns. He swatted away the Lime Lizard with the kind of casual violence that 
suggests he didn't even spill his drink mid-fight. Gladiators keep challenging him. 
Apocalypse keeps winning. Is this a title defense or a public service announcement?

If you blinked, you missed the upper-tier carnage. Ferocity decided Mother Grizzy 
looked like a nice afternoon project. I call that borderline insanity with results, as 
Ferocity put Mother Grizzly in her place -- below him in the rankings. Wicked Wasp 
reminded Ian Knottingham that popularity doesn't stop a blade. It just means more 
people will show up to watch you lose. Finally, we need to talk about Phil 
Philanthropist. The man's record reads like it was compiled by a drunk statistician. 
It did not matter. He still managed to dismantle Segue in a five-minute grind.  In 
Free Blades, the records can lie. Pain does not.

I can't decide whether Philanthropists are terrifying or whether everyone else in the 
arena is just allergic to risk. They were the most avoided team. Hell's Choir did the 
most avoiding. Someone fetch my fainting couch! Choir boys ducking a fight? I'm 
feeling a bit peckish at the revelation!

No grand obituaries to report, but don't get comfortable! Free Blades will not stay 
quiet for long. This arena isn't clean. It isn't orderly. It isn't fair, but she is 
honest. You step onto these sands, and whatever you think you are gets stripped away 
in about sixty seconds of steel and bad decisions. Some proved they belong. Some 
proved they are survivors. And a few of you, well, just keep your chin up. Unless it 
is raining; then, I recommend you go indoors to avoid drowning.

I'll be back in two weeks. Try not to embarrass yourselves. Or do. It's more 
entertaining for me that way.

                                             -- Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          267  55  1  286  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     258  51  0  381  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330  42  69  2  347  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625137  20  1  330  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       84  34  1  300  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684   81  70  1  284  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         261  57  0  271  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 SLANDER 97-7889             107  38  4  270  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 AQUINAS 63-3480             110  34  2  264  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 FEROCITY 32-6259            153  51  0  261  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 CHAOS 12-7652                69  97  1  258  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       97  26  1  253  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 DOMINION 72-11326            73  91  1  239  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         79  21  2  236  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           55  39  1  235  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     138  20  1  233  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         104  60  1  232  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 ICECLAW 65-3364              74 131  0  230  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           47  31  0  226  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       170  44  1  224  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 UGLY ART 47-9458             41  42  0  224  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            40  15  1  223  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     214  92  2  221  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         169  71  0  221  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PATIENCE 35-2005             52  52  1  221  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           24   8  0  221  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       66  20  0  219  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 BESTIARII 73-7746            39  43  0  219  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 ALDALDON 56-3913             51  41  1  218  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    51  58  0  218  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           35  50  0  218  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SKOACH 84-30600              25   7  2  218  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          28  12  0  217  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195               55  53  0  214  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704              38  31  0  214  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         233 308  3  213  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        128  51  2  211  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           93  91  4  210  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  34  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         47  48  1  210  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 SPICLUS 73-7766              47  55  0  210  LUDUS MAGNUS XV (1617)     ERINIKA
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      39  46  0  210  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       33  20  2  210  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297       28  10  0  210  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       27  41  3  210  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  19  1  210  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           24  22  3  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 ANOMALY 86-24847             18  10  1  210  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           50  80  0  209  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 SALT WATER 31-7012           36  49  1  209  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 COURAGE 32-6353             129  43  1  208  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       38  45  0  207  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TRAM SATANS BLOOD 65-1106    66  64  2  204  SANGUINE SAINTS (1111)     DAL SHANG
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          35  48  0  203  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       29  25  1  203  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 BRENNANS 11-8735             37  17  0  202  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        33  74  3  202  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        53  45  1  201  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 GOG 14-5296                 110 100  2  200  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          61  92  1  200  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      36  36  1  200  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        32  14  1  200  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 ISHTAR 73-7944               31  31  1  199  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         27   8  1  199  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEGUE 13-5394               201  69  1  198  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          105  25  3  198  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           89 111  1  198  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        33  10  0  196  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  107  24  1  195  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             74  66  0  195  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TICKLES 9-3486              140 294  1  194  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  58  0  194  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         139  48  0  193  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ALYAHOODI 11-2219            55  76  1  193  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         52  31  1  192  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              30  30  1  191  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          52  96  4  190  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          47 142  0  190  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            46  56  0  190  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     55  53  4  189  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       53  31  5  189  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           91  59  0  186  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          66  44  0  186  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AGITATOR 63-3702             44  17  0  184  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 FRENZY 47-9949               26  17  0  182  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           29  23  0  181  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          23  26  1  181  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21   9  0  180  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 HAWKINS 47-8949              33  19  0  178  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           32  21  1  178  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         54 100  2  176  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         31  17  0  176  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 SEAWEED 31-6370              81  69  2  175  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          40  42  1  169  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MR. JIHAD 11-2217            36  31  2  167  HOLY SLAUGHTER (1091)      ARUAK CITY
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            31  27  0  167  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 SWERK 32-5206                21  12  0  166  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
 LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           23  11  0  164  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 MARILYN 45-3712              27  43  2  159  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 HEADACHE 28-5609             62  82  1  158  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 URSULA 45-3713               29  27  1  158  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        22  12  0  141  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
-WIND RAIN 85-1832            21  11  0  140  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 XUNDAM 85-1571               20  16  1  140  WENSINWASIN G.T. (1639)    JASPER GULCH
 BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     15   1  0  137  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      26  15  3  131  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 CALLISTA 19-4575             26  26  2  126  DRAGON JUNKIES (1627)      ZUWAYZA
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           39  43  1  122  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             29  52  2  118  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 APEFACE 47-10318             30  22  0  111  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 BONE HELM 33-10609           26  30  0  107  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATALAN 60-7656               20  10  0   99  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 MELANROH 20-402              22  21  2   97  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 THEROD 35-4047               26  16  0   94  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
-MAXIM MIST 84-37873          15   3  1   94  PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (1712) BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOADRIC 84-9088              16   3  3   90  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            21   7  1   89  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZENOS 84-10720               16   5  0   73  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       19   9  0   70  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  33  2   62  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          17  27  1   61  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CRAZY HORSE 19-1746          15  15  0   60  LAKOTA (1714)              ZUWAYZA
 LOOM 43-5570                 22  35  0   55  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
-NI 35-3945                   16   5  2   55  PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (1011)   MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

APOCALYPSE viciously subdued LIME LIZARD in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
FEROCITY subdued MOTHER GRIZZLY in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
WICKED WASP viciously subdued IAN KNOTTINGHAM in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
RUSTLING BREEZE was defeated by VILE VEGAN in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SEGUE was viciously subdued by PHIL PHILANTHROPIST in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
UNSANCTIFIED overpowered SIR GARLON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BILL P. GORE was defeated by SPRAIN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
TRAM SATANS BLOOD won victory over PERICLES in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GOG viciously subdued ALYAHOODI in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
LEPERCHAUN was beaten by DELLAMITRI in a popular 4 minute Challenge melee.
MR. JIHAD was defeated by HAWKINS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
SNOW CRAB LEGS was devastated by SKOACH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLANDER demolished DREHVIN in a 4 minute one-sided brawl.
THE TERRIBLE AWFUL handily defeated MALEDICTION in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SUBTERFUGE overpowered DREHVIN in a action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL overpowered THE ADJUDICATOR in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
BEAR GRYLLS savagely defeated ISLAND TEMPEST in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered OEDIPUT REX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD was bested by CHAOS in a popular 1 minute bout.
TUB OF LARD was viciously subdued by SALT WATER in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
DOMINION vanquished FRENZY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
AGITATOR was overpowered by VINDICATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AQUINAS overpowered CALL ME LOT in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
ALDALDON won victory over ISHTAR in a 2 minute fight.
UGLY ART overpowered APPROXIMATE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FEROCIOUS FLEA overpowered SUN SHANGXIANG in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
LETHAL LOCUST was beaten by ICECLAW in a action packed 2 minute competition.
TYRANNICAL TICK beat ZEBZAMBEZI in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
RAVIOLI WIZARD overcame ANOMALY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SHEET WITH EYES demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOUIS CYPHRE was beaten by MIST MARIE in a exciting 1 minute fray.
D. DIRK WANN devastated EAT IT RAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARMAGEDDON was narrowly defeated by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
TICKLES was overpowered by THE MAYTAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
UBERMENSCH II was demolished by MAGGOT SOUFFLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COURAGE won victory over SPICLUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BRENNANS savagely defeated SWERK in a action packed 7 minute brutal competition.
PATIENCE defeated DRAGONOV in a action packed 1 minute battle.
SUPER MAC was vanquished by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MAKADOS viciously subdued EXOUSIA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory duel.
THE DARK KNIGHT unbelievably bested FLY SWATTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DC MANGLER was overcome by ERTL WISESTAFF in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
TWILIGHT demolished DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SHANKS PONY was handily defeated by BESTIARII in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CARELESS BEAR savagely defeated OBSCENITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
SATAN'S WHISKERS savagely defeated URSULA in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
JOLTIN' JOE slimly lost to OLD HICKORY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal contest.
VENOMOUS FANG devastated MARILYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF defeated SEAWEED in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ZHANG FEI subdued RAGE HARMONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
BAD POSTURE beat WAR MAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
STRANGE BREW unbelievably bested LINDSEY LOU in a popular 9 minute bloody fight.
MARVIN HAGLER handily defeated CALLISTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
APEFACE was overpowered by HEADACHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE handily defeated MELANROH in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
XUNDAM devastated BONE HELM in a 1 minute uneven match.
BOOMING BARITONE vanquished OENOMAUS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
THEROD vanquished DEWEY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
ATALAN savagely defeated NEMESIS PRIME in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
ZENOS devastated LOOM in a 2 minute uneven match.
GOADRIC devastated ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
VOICE ROCK was defeated by SCREWFACE in a popular 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         LUNGING ATTACK   204 - 109 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  55 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  36 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  35 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW       125 - 129 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  34 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  34 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  58 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  54 -  0      36  |

Turn 945 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  5     AIMED BLOW        10 - 15         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 14                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       APOCALYPSE 32-5711        267  55  1  286 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PHIL PHILANTHROPI 20-3330  42  69  2  347 PHILANTHROPISTS (773)
LUNGING ATTACK   JANUARY O. IRONT 84-25625 137  20  1  330 EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     84  34  1  300 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
TOTAL PARRY      SLANDER 97-7889           107  38  4  270 SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHAOS 12-7652              69  97  1  258 EASTERN HORDES (1576)
STRIKING ATTACK  ICECLAW 65-3364            74 131  0  230 CASTAWAYS (1369)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 47-9458           41  42  0  224 BASH BROS PARK (1665)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     33  20  2  210 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
BASHING ATTACK   ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581         24  22  3  210 PHILANTHROPISTS (510)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GOG 14-5296.  The ten other most popular fighters were LINDSEY LOU 33-8930, 
MAKADOS 29-4704, ARMAGEDDON 32-7059, JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415, MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297, 
PHIL PHILANTHROPIST 20-3330, ALYAHOODI 11-2219, BRENNANS 11-8735, SWERK 32-5206, and 
EXOUSIA 73-9420.

The least popular fighter this week was OENOMAUS 73-7809.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BONE HELM 33-10609, MARILYN 45-3712, SUPER MAC 30-5685, 
AGITATOR 63-3702, FRENZY 47-9949, VOICE ROCK 33-10683, LOOM 43-5570, NEMESIS PRIME 
47-10643, DEWEY 73-9264, and MELANROH 20-402.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  3 0  ARVAT(32)            5  6 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  6 0  ERINIKA(73)          3  8 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           7  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  4 0  STORM POINT(86)      1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      38  45  0  207  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 TICKLES 9-3486             140 294  1  194  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOTHER GRIZZLY 11-4297      28  10  0  210  TOTEMS OF RAGE (1092)      ARUAK CITY
 CHAOS 12-7652               69  97  1  258  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              201  69  1  198  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                110 100  2  200  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    214  92  2  221  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE TERRIBLE AWFUL 16-6684  81  70  1  284  BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (1554)  WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         61  92  1  200  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      170  44  1  224  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PHIL PHILANTHROPIS 20-3330  42  69  2  347  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        31  17  0  176  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          32  21  1  178  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              55  53  0  214  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             38  31  0  214  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           46  56  0  190  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 VINDICATOR 31-5950          35  50  0  218  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711         267  55  1  286  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    258  51  0  381  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      84  34  1  300  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      66  20  0  219  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          55  39  1  235  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                22  35  0   55  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 MARILYN 45-3712             27  43  2  159  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            41  42  0  224  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     26  15  3  131  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 ALDALDON 56-3913            51  41  1  218  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 ATALAN 60-7656              20  10  0   99  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       53  45  1  201  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            110  34  2  264  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             74 131  0  230  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       32  14  1  200  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           73  91  1  239  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 BESTIARII 73-7746           39  43  0  219  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        233 308  3  213  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         28  12  0  217  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          47  31  0  226  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 137  20  1  330  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            74  66  0  195  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 TWILIGHT 86-31614           40  15  1  223  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          93  91  4  210  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      27  41  3  210  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            107  38  4  270  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         52  96  4  190  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL