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Date : 04/27/2026 Duedate: 05/09/2026
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 944
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 80S FANTASY 20/1251 61 17 0 78.2 4 THE LOSERS 41/1241 45 54 0 45.5
THE SANCTUM 30/1252 5 THE SAND TR 63/1242 26 42 0 38.2
2 DARQUE FORC 44/1243 55 40 0 57.9 6 FARSCAPE 10/990 79 146 0 35.1
DARQUE FORCES 71/1244 7 ORACLE 11/1214 187 354 4 34.6
DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2489 2408 13 50.8 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
There are two kinds of nights in Andorak. The first is the kind that smells like
steel, sweat, and ambition. Warriors sharpen blades, managers sharpen grudges, and the
crowd is happy. The second smells like something died in a barrel, and no one bothered
to empty it. This turn was both.
Let's start with the throne, and let's not waste any time pretending there's suspense
here. Savory remains your King's Sentinel, and not politely either. The old butcher
carved up Rain Wave like a man slicing into a roast he's been thinking about all day.
Two minutes of gruesome, borderline culinary skill. If anyone is planning to dethrone
him, they had better bring more than enthusiasm.
The upper tier was controlled chaos with a side of blood splatter. Julianne reminded
everyone she is still relevant by putting down Lumen Bug in a drawn-out brawl. It
wasn't pretty, but this is gladiator stuff. It is rarely beautiful. Jalapeno Business
handled Gertrude like a mismatch at a country fair. It was over before the crowd could
finish placing their bets. Dark Helmet took five minutes to deal with a stand-in, but
he did it with style. Bloody, dramatic, and just enough theatrics to keep the crowd
amused. Well done!
Meanwhile, Printing turned Rapunzel into a cautionary tale with a three-minute
mauling. Hungry Hippo lived up to the name and devoured Ka D'Argo in a messy scrap.
Welcome back to Farscape. It was probably not the welcome you were anticipating, but
we are happy to see you all the same.
The Aimed Blow style still belongs to Savory, which explains the continued reign as
the King's Sentinel. Jalapeno Business is still spicy, still dangerous, and still the
face of Lungers in Andorak. Dark Helmet is our Wall of Steel stylemaster because... of
course he is. Gertrude is still taking her lumps on the arena sands, but holding
strong as the top Striker. Tusk is one of two Slashers in Andorak, and since he is the
highest, he gets the badge. Daskinor is quietly climbing into "problem" territory.
Whether the top Parry Strike is the problem or will have a problem remains to be seen.
Finally, we have Ka D'Argo as the top Basher in the land.
Andorak doesn't reward hope. Actually, I'm not sure what Andorak rewards, I'm just
filling in this week. Right now, Savory continues to sit on the throne, Aimed Blows
are dominating the meta, and everyone else is just auditioning for the part of victim.
Still, I've seen stranger things happen. All it takes is one bad matchup, one lucky
strike, and one moment where the sands shift in the wrong direction. Suddenly, a
champion is just another body being swept into a corner until the healers can reach
them. Until then, you know the drill. Sharpen your weapons, tighten your straps, and
take a swig of something strong. You're going to need it!
-- Huard DePriest
Guest Spy Reporter
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SAVORY 32-4143 224 219 1 285 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 131 194 1 226 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 69 59 1 207 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
PRINTING 11-8433 43 62 0 205 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 107 136 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
DARK HELMET 60-9328 49 71 1 199 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 49 37 0 199 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
LUMEN BUG 30-5885 32 56 0 195 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
ZULA 20-750 53 57 2 182 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
GERTRUDE 44-2582 29 23 0 181 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUSK 71-7408 37 65 2 179 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 56 77 1 177 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
DASKINOR 71-3390 39 30 3 171 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
RAPUNZEL 71-3585 34 18 0 166 DARQUE FORCES V (1246) KYR'TERR
NIBENAY 71-3380 35 24 1 163 DARQUE FORCES (1244) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459 24 18 0 150 DARQUE FORCES III (1245) KYR'TERR
IN GEE CHUN 63-3749 29 32 1 145 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DONN 8-5761 24 20 3 95 FIGHTING IRISH (1250) ARKERS
JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753 31 30 1 93 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LYDIA KO 63-3798 29 14 0 84 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
AMY YANG 63-3752 29 32 2 52 THE SAND TRAP (1242) AMEN-TEI
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 55 3 42 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
"Join the forces of Andorak"?!? What for? What are those 13 warriors defending
Alastari from that the rest of us are not? I do have to give you credit for at least
keeping the DREAM of glory alive. -- Neon Necromancer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAVORY viciously subdued RAIN WAVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
JULIANNE subdued LUMEN BUG in a exciting 4 minute melee.
JALAPENO BUSINESS overpowered GERTRUDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK HELMET defeated MEYK in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
TUSK was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HUNGRY HIPPO savagely defeated KA D'ARGO in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
PRINTING savagely defeated RAPUNZEL in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
ZULA won victory over ASHEGI OF VEGA in a popular 2 minute duel.
DASKINOR vanquished IN GEE CHUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIBENAY overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
JIN YOUNG KO demolished SHINORR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
AMY YANG was devastated by OHRLAM in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LYDIA KO devastated LET'S DANCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 22 - 9 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 944 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAVORY 32-4143 224 219 1 285 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
LUNGING ATTACK JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 69 59 1 207 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 107 136 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
WALL OF STEEL DARK HELMET 60-9328 49 71 1 199 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
STRIKING ATTACK GERTRUDE 44-2582 29 23 0 181 DARQUE FORCES (1243)
SLASHING ATTACK TUSK 71-7408 37 65 2 179 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)
BASHING ATTACK KA D'ARGO 10-4270 56 77 1 177 FARSCAPE (990)
PARRY-STRIKE DASKINOR 71-3390 39 30 3 171 DARQUE FORCES (1244)
The overall popularity leader is JULIANNE 84-19630. The most popular warrior this
turn was PRINTING 11-8433. The ten other most popular fighters were JULIANNE
84-19630, SAVORY 32-4143, LUMEN BUG 30-5885, DARK HELMET 60-9328, NIBENAY 71-3380,
RAIN WAVE 30-5905, ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, RAPUNZEL 71-3585,
and ZULA 20-750.
The least popular fighter this week was AMY YANG 63-3752. The other ten least
popular fighters were TUSK 71-7408, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, IN GEE CHUN 63-3749,
GERTRUDE 44-2582, LYDIA KO 63-3798, JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753, DASKINOR 71-3390, KA D'ARGO
10-4270, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, and ZULA 20-750.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 3 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 3 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
IAYE(30) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 56 77 1 177 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
PRINTING 11-8433 43 62 0 205 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZULA 20-750 53 57 2 182 80S FANTASY (1251) SEAM
RAIN WAVE 30-5905 49 37 0 199 THE SANCTUM (1252) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 224 219 1 285 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LET'S DANCE 41-5464 25 55 3 42 THE LOSERS (1241) KATI-TEI
GERTRUDE 44-2582 29 23 0 181 DARQUE FORCES (1243) KRILL
DARK HELMET 60-9328 49 71 1 199 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI
JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 69 59 1 207 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI
TUSK 71-7408 37 65 2 179 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR
HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 107 136 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 131 194 1 226 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE