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Date   : 04/27/2026    Duedate: 05/09/2026

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 944

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 80S FANTASY 20/1251   61   17   0 78.2    4 THE LOSERS 41/1241    45   54   0 45.5
    THE SANCTUM 30/1252                       5 THE SAND TR 63/1242   26   42   0 38.2
  2 DARQUE FORC 44/1243   55   40   0 57.9    6 FARSCAPE 10/990       79  146   0 35.1
    DARQUE FORCES 71/1244                     7 ORACLE 11/1214       187  354   4 34.6
    DARQUE FORCES V 71/1246                     BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
  3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2489 2408  13 50.8      DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

There are two kinds of nights in Andorak. The first is the kind that smells like 
steel, sweat, and ambition. Warriors sharpen blades, managers sharpen grudges, and the 
crowd is happy. The second smells like something died in a barrel, and no one bothered 
to empty it. This turn was both.

Let's start with the throne, and let's not waste any time pretending there's suspense 
here. Savory remains your King's Sentinel, and not politely either. The old butcher 
carved up Rain Wave like a man slicing into a roast he's been thinking about all day. 
Two minutes of gruesome, borderline culinary skill. If anyone is planning to dethrone 
him, they had better bring more than enthusiasm.

The upper tier was controlled chaos with a side of blood splatter. Julianne reminded 
everyone she is still relevant by putting down Lumen Bug in a drawn-out brawl. It 
wasn't pretty, but this is gladiator stuff. It is rarely beautiful. Jalapeno Business 
handled Gertrude like a mismatch at a country fair. It was over before the crowd could 
finish placing their bets. Dark Helmet took five minutes to deal with a stand-in, but 
he did it with style. Bloody, dramatic, and just enough theatrics to keep the crowd 
amused. Well done!

Meanwhile, Printing turned Rapunzel into a cautionary tale with a three-minute 
mauling. Hungry Hippo lived up to the name and devoured Ka D'Argo in a messy scrap. 
Welcome back to Farscape. It was probably not the welcome you were anticipating, but 
we are happy to see you all the same. 

The Aimed Blow style still belongs to Savory, which explains the continued reign as 
the King's Sentinel. Jalapeno Business is still spicy, still dangerous, and still the 
face of Lungers in Andorak. Dark Helmet is our Wall of Steel stylemaster because... of 
course he is. Gertrude is still taking her lumps on the arena sands, but holding 
strong as the top Striker. Tusk is one of two Slashers in Andorak, and since he is the 
highest, he gets the badge. Daskinor is quietly climbing into "problem" territory. 
Whether the top Parry Strike is the problem or will have a problem remains to be seen. 
Finally, we have Ka D'Argo as the top Basher in the land.

Andorak doesn't reward hope. Actually, I'm not sure what Andorak rewards, I'm just 
filling in this week. Right now, Savory continues to sit on the throne, Aimed Blows 
are dominating the meta, and everyone else is just auditioning for the part of victim. 
Still, I've seen stranger things happen. All it takes is one bad matchup, one lucky 
strike, and one moment where the sands shift in the wrong direction. Suddenly, a 
champion is just another body being swept into a corner until the healers can reach 
them. Until then, you know the drill. Sharpen your weapons, tighten your straps, and 
take a swig of something strong. You're going to need it!

                                          -- Huard DePriest
                                             Guest Spy Reporter

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAVORY 32-4143              224 219  1  285  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630           131 194  1  226  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473    69  59  1  207  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 PRINTING 11-8433             43  62  0  205  ORACLE (1214)              ARUAK CITY
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609       107 136  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
 DARK HELMET 60-9328          49  71  1  199  DARQUE FARCES (1201)       ARADI
 RAIN WAVE 30-5905            49  37  0  199  THE SANCTUM (1252)         IAYE
 LUMEN BUG 30-5885            32  56  0  195  THE SANCTUM (1252)         IAYE
 ZULA 20-750                  53  57  2  182  80S FANTASY (1251)         SEAM
 GERTRUDE 44-2582             29  23  0  181  DARQUE FORCES (1243)       KRILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUSK 71-7408                 37  65  2  179  E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)   KYR'TERR
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270            56  77  1  177  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT
 DASKINOR 71-3390             39  30  3  171  DARQUE FORCES (1244)       KYR'TERR
 RAPUNZEL 71-3585             34  18  0  166  DARQUE FORCES V (1246)     KYR'TERR
 NIBENAY 71-3380              35  24  1  163  DARQUE FORCES (1244)       KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459       24  18  0  150  DARQUE FORCES III (1245)   KYR'TERR
 IN GEE CHUN 63-3749          29  32  1  145  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DONN 8-5761                  24  20  3   95  FIGHTING IRISH (1250)      ARKERS
 JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753         31  30  1   93  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LYDIA KO 63-3798             29  14  0   84  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI
 AMY YANG 63-3752             29  32  2   52  THE SAND TRAP (1242)       AMEN-TEI
 LET'S DANCE 41-5464          25  55  3   42  THE LOSERS (1241)          KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

"Join the forces of Andorak"?!? What for? What are those 13 warriors defending 
Alastari from that the rest of us are not? I do have to give you credit for at least 
keeping the DREAM of glory alive. -- Neon Necromancer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAVORY viciously subdued RAIN WAVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
JULIANNE subdued LUMEN BUG in a exciting 4 minute melee.
JALAPENO BUSINESS overpowered GERTRUDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK HELMET defeated MEYK in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
TUSK was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HUNGRY HIPPO savagely defeated KA D'ARGO in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
PRINTING savagely defeated RAPUNZEL in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
ZULA won victory over ASHEGI OF VEGA in a popular 2 minute duel.
DASKINOR vanquished IN GEE CHUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIBENAY overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
JIN YOUNG KO demolished SHINORR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
AMY YANG was devastated by OHRLAM in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LYDIA KO devastated LET'S DANCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        22 -   9 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  11 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 944 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAVORY 32-4143            224 219  1  285 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)
LUNGING ATTACK   JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473  69  59  1  207 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927    107 136  0  200 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK HELMET 60-9328        49  71  1  199 DARQUE FARCES (1201)
STRIKING ATTACK  GERTRUDE 44-2582           29  23  0  181 DARQUE FORCES (1243)
SLASHING ATTACK  TUSK 71-7408               37  65  2  179 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)
BASHING ATTACK   KA D'ARGO 10-4270          56  77  1  177 FARSCAPE (990)
PARRY-STRIKE     DASKINOR 71-3390           39  30  3  171 DARQUE FORCES (1244)

The overall popularity leader is JULIANNE 84-19630.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PRINTING 11-8433.  The ten other most popular fighters were JULIANNE 
84-19630, SAVORY 32-4143, LUMEN BUG 30-5885, DARK HELMET 60-9328, NIBENAY 71-3380, 
RAIN WAVE 30-5905, ASHEGI OF VEGA 71-3459, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, RAPUNZEL 71-3585, 
and ZULA 20-750.

The least popular fighter this week was AMY YANG 63-3752.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TUSK 71-7408, LET'S DANCE 41-5464, IN GEE CHUN 63-3749, 
GERTRUDE 44-2582, LYDIA KO 63-3798, JIN YOUNG KO 63-3753, DASKINOR 71-3390, KA D'ARGO 
10-4270, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, and ZULA 20-750.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
IAYE(30)             0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           56  77  1  177  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT
 PRINTING 11-8433            43  62  0  205  ORACLE (1214)              ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZULA 20-750                 53  57  2  182  80S FANTASY (1251)         SEAM
 RAIN WAVE 30-5905           49  37  0  199  THE SANCTUM (1252)         IAYE
 SAVORY 32-4143             224 219  1  285  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LET'S DANCE 41-5464         25  55  3   42  THE LOSERS (1241)          KATI-TEI
 GERTRUDE 44-2582            29  23  0  181  DARQUE FORCES (1243)       KRILL
 DARK HELMET 60-9328         49  71  1  199  DARQUE FARCES (1201)       ARADI
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473   69  59  1  207  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 TUSK 71-7408                37  65  2  179  E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)   KYR'TERR
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927     107 136  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630          131 194  1  226  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE