DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2024    Duedate: 05/06/2024

JHELUM ARENA

DM 4    TURN 985

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UPTIGHT KNIGHT
THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
(4-6612) [15-2-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UPTIGHT KNIGHT                 BROOK THE RAGE
THE REPLACEMENTS (622)         FAIL TO WRECK (720)
(4-6612) [15-2-1,110]          (4-7726) [3-3-0,34]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RASHID                         CHESTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              CLAN MCKRAGGEN (704)
(4-7640) [18-24-1,85]          (4-7474) [14-14-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE REPLACEMENTS (622)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PAIN TRAIN (724)              71 
2. THE REPLACEMENTS (622)        53    TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
3. POTTERY WORLD (679)           31    Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115)             19 
5. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)       11    FAIL TO WRECK (720)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     62  14  2 81.6   1/ 3 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    9  3 0
 2/ 2 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)  181 112 18 61.8   2/ 2 POTTERY WORLD (679)       8  1 0
 3/ 3 POTTERY WORLD (679)      349 217 18 61.7   3/ 4 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   6  3 0
 4/ 4 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    52  33  2 61.2   4/ 8 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    6  7 1
 5/ 0*FAIL TO WRECK (720)        6   4  0 60.0   5- 5 HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   5  3 0
 6- 5 BAD IDEAS (711)           57  42  2 57.6   6/ 7 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     5  4 0
 7/ 6 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    451 335 37 57.4   7- 1 BAD IDEAS (711)           4  1 1
 8/ 7 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)   157 120  2 56.7   8/ 6 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      3  7 0
 9- 8 CLASSIC BLUES (549)      165 127  7 56.5   9/12 DOGS OF WAR (115)         3 12 0
10/ 9 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     504 456 18 52.5  10- 9 CLASSIC BLUES (549)       2  2 0
11/10 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (704)      16  16  1 50.0  11/ 0*PAIN TRAIN (724)          2  3 1
12-11 HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   17  23  0 42.5  12-10 PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     1  0 0
13/12 DOGS OF WAR (115)        1127 1585 42 41.6  13/11 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (704)      0  1 0
14/ 0*PAIN TRAIN (724)           2   3  1 40.0  14/ 0*FAIL TO WRECK (720)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

"The Replacements, we're called.  Apt, I'd say.  An electic mishmash.  And yet here I 
find myseld in this... dreadful Duelmaster's chamber, decorated as if by a toddler 
with a knife fixation.  It's got me positively peeved.

"So, for as long as I'm here, I'll make the most of it.  Tidy up a bit.  Get things 
*ship-shape*.  Tolerable."

"I'll be seeing you on the sands shortly, Chester and Seeds and Isle and the rest.  
Until then!  Ta!"

Your Duelmaster,

                                          -- The Uptight Knight

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of JHELUM!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team BAD IDEAS was unseated 
this week as THE REPLACEMENTS moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-1-0 record for the round.  Fortune did not smile upon BAD IDEAS this time out who 
this turn suffered a fall into 7th position in the wake of a 0-0-0 round.  
Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness how this week 
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO went 2-3-0 to move up 4 in the rankings.  Did only my eyes note the 
3-0-0 record which POTTERY WORLD managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such 
a record will draw challengers!  GOLDEN SNITCH caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested GIVER OF STARS and was awarded 24 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, GOLDEN SNITCH put 
down GIVER OF STARS, causing him to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  
Not for nothing has UPTIGHT KNIGHT in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, 
and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has warned 
that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just 
remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  JHELUM, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is THE BAD BUNNIES, a guild shunned and avoided 
by many in the weekly duels.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been 
hard pressed to find any of THE REPLACEMENTS last week.  Busy avoiding THE BAD 
BUNNIES?  Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  AGENT 
ORANGE take warning!  You have more than a few enemies in JHELUM.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Look no more for SEA OF FLAMES in the arena or on the streets of 
JHELUM.  His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one at 11-12-1.  
DERAILED has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of hers recent bout with 
the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She 
showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember 
this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in JHELUM.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are 
angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UPTIGHT KNIGHT 6612          15   2  1 110         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VAL KYRIE 7709                9   1  0 106         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 CHESTER 7474                 14  14  1 101         CLAN MCKRAGGEN (704)      
 SANDS OF LUCK 7667           19  16  0  98         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
-SEEDS OF LOVE 7644            7   0  0  98         PALE SHELTER 57 (698)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE-EYE SAMURAI 7704         12   8  0  96         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 STILTS 7562                  15  48  2  95         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
-JEGGINGS 7605                11  11  1  93         BAD IDEAS (711)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN SNITCH 7740            8   0  0  90         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 RASHID 7640                  18  24  1  85         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 ISLE OF DREAD 7696           16  11  0  84         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
-PERSHING 6410                 6   5  2  83         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 WHITE FEATHER 7635           19  18  1  80         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-CENTAUR 7695                 11   6  1  78         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 GIVER OF STARS 7664          20  16  1  77         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 LAZY BOY 7638                14  29  0  75         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
-TRUCK STOP SUSHI 7624        12   8  0  72         BAD IDEAS (711)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUFF BALL 7065               14   8  1  58         THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     
-TED BOGAN 7703               12  10  0  57         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
-RISKY CLICK 7641              7   3  0  57         BAD IDEAS (711)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAKY CAULDRON 7691          10   4  0  53         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 STONE RONIN 7730              3   3  0  46         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
 AGENT ORANGE 7694             8  21  0  45         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
 SUM YUM GAI 7731              6   5  0  44         THE REPLACEMENTS (622)    
-TIGER II 6409                 8   3  1  43         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
-ROADKILL 7100                 4   4  0  41         THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     
 BROOK THE RAGE 7726           3   3  0  34         FAIL TO WRECK (720)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAINING TANK 7743            7   3  1  33         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   
 DERAILED 7770                 1   0  1  33         PAIN TRAIN (724)          
-DWARF GIANT THOG 7752         2   4  0  31         HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   
-REGIS 6371                    6   4  0  29         HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   
-HALF-ORC 6405                 3   5  0  29         HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUDDY THE ELF 7751            3   3  0  22         HALF(LING) HEROES (597)   
 BLOOM OF SILENCE 7739         2   0  0  22         UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)    
 SORTING HAT 7744              3   2  0  21         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
-SAM COLLINS 7764              2   2  0  20         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 SMOKE 7769                    1   0  0  19         PAIN TRAIN (724)          
-FLEUR DELACOUR 7741           4   3  1  17         POTTERY WORLD (679)       
 DOT 7757                      2   4  0  15         THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     
 CROW 7755                     1   0  0  15         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
 WEAYAYA 7754                  3   4  0  13         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-MMM...OLESTRA 7763            3   1  0  13         BAD IDEAS (711)           
 LEAD BALLOON 7742             0  12  0  12         DOGS OF WAR (115)         
-LUCILLE BOGAN 7766            1   2  0   5         CLASSIC BLUES (549)       
 CAHOKIA 7773                  1   1  0   4         TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      
-VALENTINE 7776                0   1  0   1         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DERAILED 7770          985 NONE
CHOO CHOO 7768          0  1 0 PAIN TRAIN 724       BLACK ORC              985 NONE
RAILS 7771              0  1 0 PAIN TRAIN 724       BLACK ORC              985 NONE
WHISTLE 7767            0  1 0 PAIN TRAIN 724       WURM KIN               985 NONE
SEA OF FLAMES 7702     11 13 1 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 388 STONE GOLEM            985 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Uptight Knight, Neon Necromancer, and Tricky Dicks everywhere, congrats on the Title 
and we hope you did well in The Mailer. Salute! -- Us Friendly Pottery Worlders

Dwarf Giant Thog, I must say I enjoyed that. Thanks for challenging and filling my pot 
with w's. -- Leaky Cauldron

Tiger II, I beat a tank?! Wow! I think I luckily snitched a victory. -- Golden Snitch

Half-Orc, I think you are ugly and probably a werewolf or vampire in disguise! -- 
Fleur

Health. Humility. Honor. Hogwarts forever! -- The Pottery World Gang

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEA OF FLAMES was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WHISTLE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RAILS was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
CHOO CHOO was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DERAILED unbelievably slew HIGH ELF in a popular 5 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
VAL KYRIE devastated ISLE OF DREAD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
LEAKY CAULDRON luckily beat SUM YUM GAI in a tiresome 27 minute Challenge struggle.
STONE RONIN handily defeated AGENT ORANGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SORTING HAT won victory over LEAD BALLOON in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
UPTIGHT KNIGHT won victory over CHESTER in a 3 minute veteran's Title duel.
STILTS was vanquished by ONE-EYE SAMURAI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHITE FEATHER was overpowered by SANDS OF LUCK in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
LAZY BOY defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided match.
GIVER OF STARS was devastated by GOLDEN SNITCH in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
RASHID demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
PUFF BALL handily defeated BROOK THE RAGE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DOT was overpowered by TRAINING TANK in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
WEAYAYA was overcome by BLOOM OF SILENCE in a 1 minute bloody bout.
CAHOKIA slimly lost to SMOKE in a 4 minute brawl.
CROW overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -   5 -  0      77  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  23 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        38 -  35 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  42 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  25 -  2      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  23 -  0      23  |

Turn 985 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    UPTIGHT KNIGHT 6612        15   2  1  110 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
PARRY-STRIKE     VAL KYRIE 7709              9   1  0  106 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
AIMED BLOW       SANDS OF LUCK 7667         19  16  0   98 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
STRIKING ATTACK  ONE-EYE SAMURAI 7704       12   8  0   96 THE REPLACEMENTS (622)
BASHING ATTACK   PUFF BALL 7065             14   8  1   58 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
TOTAL PARRY      LEAKY CAULDRON 7691        10   4  0   53 POTTERY WORLD (679)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RASHID 7640.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CHESTER 7474.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEA OF FLAMES 7702, PUFF BALL 
7065, CAHOKIA 7773, RAILS 7771, SORTING HAT 7744, UPTIGHT KNIGHT 6612, GOLDEN SNITCH 
7740, RASHID 7640, SANDS OF LUCK 7667, and LAZY BOY 7638.

The least popular fighter this week was SUM YUM GAI 7731.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LEAKY CAULDRON 7691, WEAYAYA 7754, DOT 7757, STILTS 7562, LEAD 
BALLOON 7742, AGENT ORANGE 7694, CHOO CHOO 7768, WHISTLE 7767, CROW 7755, and BROOK 
THE RAGE 7726.