DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/02/2024    Duedate: 05/15/2024

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 995

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLUCKY PETER
WEIRD STUDENTS (474)
(19-5638) [11-4-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PLUCKY PETER                   CHIHUAHUACABRA
WEIRD STUDENTS (474)           FURRY FLURRY (527)
(19-5638) [11-4-0,140]         (19-6130) [6-2-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

JUST YESTERDAY                 WEIRD TALES
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-6095) [16-25-0,78]         (19-6155) [8-12-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAOS KIDS (384)              46 
2. DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)         36    WEIRD STUDENTS (474)
3. BLACK MELEE (502)             23    Unchartered Team
4. FURRY FLURRY (527)            17 
5. FAR TRAVELERS (531)           9     FURRY FLURRY (527)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 WEIRD STUDENTS (474)      44  21  2 67.7   1/ 3 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     9  5 0
 2/ 2*FURRY FLURRY (527)         7   4  0 63.6   2/ 2 CHAOS KIDS (384)          6  7 1
 3/ 0 BLACK MELEE (502)         32  23  0 58.2   3/ 1 CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    5 10 0
 4/ 5 CHAOS KIDS (384)         127 112  7 53.1   4/ 6*FURRY FLURRY (527)        4  1 0
 5/ 4 CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    96  89  8 51.9   5/ 5*FAR TRAVELERS (531)       4  4 0
 6/ 3 KHORS FAMILIARS (512)      7   7  0 50.0   6- 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 4  8 0
 7/ 1*FAR TRAVELERS (531)        4   4  0 50.0   7/ 0 BLACK MELEE (502)         2  1 0
 8/ 6 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     84  97  1 46.4   8/ 0 WEIRD STUDENTS (474)      2  3 1
 9- 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)1145 1384 34 45.3   9- 7 DRUNKEN TOAD (369)        1  0 0
10- 8 DRUNKEN TOAD (369)        73  93  5 44.0  10/ 8 KHORS FAMILIARS (512)     0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZUWAYZA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, CHOCOLATE DUNKEL, since 
DEMONIC CHILI'S took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see JEZABEL win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly. 
Tsk, tsk, SPICY GIANT beat JUICY PEACH and JUICY PEACH lost 15 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as PLUCKY PETER takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Drunken 
Ox, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From ZUWAYZA's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
ZUWAYZA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  CHAOS KIDS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was FAR TRAVELERS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
HUGH ARENBEE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Whoa!  I'll even buy TAME TIMMY a drink tonight!  
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  I could 
say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  PLAYFUL 
PENNY's 5-6-0 has earned her the Dark Arena.  Gee, WEIRD STUDENTS, ain't it past due 
for sending EXCITABLE ED Dark Arena?  What took ol' '8-3-1' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha 
aha ha!  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey WEIRD 
STUDENTS, whyja send EXCITABLE ED to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?  And 
sending LOUD LISA to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, 
WEIRD STUDENTS?  Ya gotta go sometime, and BLACK HAMMER's time was this time.  Hmmm, 
not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what?  me pity?).  Honor is like a chainmail 
shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me 
on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ZUWAYZA to get a drink than The Drunken Ox!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLUCKY PETER 5638            11   4  0 140         WEIRD STUDENTS (474)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAME TIMMY 5640              12   3  1  93         WEIRD STUDENTS (474)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WEEK 6041                18  31  0  85         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 JUST YESTERDAY 6095          16  25  0  78         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEZABEL 4491                  6   3  1  66         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 SPICY GIANT 6171              5   2  0  66         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 CHIHUAHUACABRA 6130           6   2  0  58         FURRY FLURRY (527)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILTHY CHILI 6160            8   5  0  54         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 JUICY PEACH 6149             11  11  2  51         CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    
 GALAXY 6151                  12  12  1  49         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-OUTRAGEOUS 4613               6   4  1  47         DRUNKEN TOAD (369)        
 MMM BEER 6170                 6   4  0  42         CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    
 WEIRD TALES 6155              8  12  0  39         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 BLACK SAFARI 5908             3   0  0  39         BLACK MELEE (502)         
 UZ'GIDATH 6028                7   7  0  34         KHORS FAMILIARS (512)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROST BYTE 6187               3   1  0  33         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 CHILI DOG 6182                4   1  0  30         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 STUBBY CHAD 6161              6   7  0  25         CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    
 LUST 4504                     4   4  0  25         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAGA 6164                     5   7  2  24         CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK MAUL 6135               1   0  0  19         BLACK MELEE (502)         
 ENVY 4513                     4   2  0  18         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
-FEARGUS 6195                  1   0  0  17         FAR TRAVELERS (531)       
 HU-HOT 6189                   1   1  0  17         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 ALEJANDRO 6191                2   0  0  14         FAR TRAVELERS (531)       
 NICOLO 6193                   1   1  0   8         FAR TRAVELERS (531)       
 TINY 6190                     1   1  0   6         FURRY FLURRY (527)        
 HUGH ARENBEE 6196             1   1  0   4         CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    
 GLORY DAZE 6188               0   2  0   2         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 NAGA VIPER 6204               0   1  0   1         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK HAMMER 6008       8  4 0 BLACK MELEE 502      JEZABEL 4491           995  
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           TAME TIMMY 5640        995 NONE
DA1 6202                0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 531    NOACHIAN               995 NONE
EXCITABLE ED 5636       8  4 1 WEIRD STUDENTS 474   NOACHIAN               995 NONE
LOUD LISA 5664          4  2 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 474   HIGH ELF               995 NONE
PLAYFUL PENNY 5637      5  7 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 474   BLACK ORC              995 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TAME TIMMY viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLAYFUL PENNY was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
EXCITABLE ED was assassinated by NOACHIAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
LOUD LISA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was assassinated by NOACHIAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SPICY GIANT devastated JUICY PEACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHIHUAHUACABRA devastated GALAXY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MMM BEER was overcome by PHILTHY CHILI in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
STUBBY CHAD slimly lost to WEIRD TALES in a action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.
SAGA lost to CHILI DOG in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner upset Challenge fight.
NICOLO was overpowered by LUST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TINY overcame GLORY DAZE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
HU-HOT demolished HUGH ARENBEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE WEEK was handily defeated by PLUCKY PETER in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JUST YESTERDAY was narrowly defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brawl.
BLACK HAMMER was unbelievably slain by JEZABEL in a popular 1 minute conflict.
UZ'GIDATH was vanquished by FROST BYTE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
BLACK SAFARI handily defeated ENVY in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
ALEJANDRO devastated NAGA VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK MAUL demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  25 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 995 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PLUCKY PETER 5638          11   4  0  140 WEIRD STUDENTS (474)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAME TIMMY 5640            12   3  1   93 WEIRD STUDENTS (474)
WALL OF STEEL    JEZABEL 4491                6   3  1   66 CHAOS KIDS (384)
BASHING ATTACK   SPICY GIANT 6171            5   2  0   66 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
TOTAL PARRY      PHILTHY CHILI 6160          8   5  0   54 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUST YESTERDAY 6095.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WEIRD TALES 6155.  The ten other most popular fighters were MMM BEER 6170, 
TAME TIMMY 5640, JUST YESTERDAY 6095, STUBBY CHAD 6161, GLORY DAZE 6188, PLUCKY PETER 
5638, FROST BYTE 6187, CHILI DOG 6182, BLACK HAMMER 6008, and JEZABEL 4491.

The least popular fighter this week was NAGA VIPER 6204.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ENVY 4513, UZ'GIDATH 6028, THE WEEK 6041, HUGH ARENBEE 6196, NICOLO 
6193, PHILTHY CHILI 6160, GALAXY 6151, JUICY PEACH 6149, DA1 6202, and LOUD LISA 
5664.