DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2024    Duedate: 05/14/2024

LAPUR ARENA

DM 29    TURN 993

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PAERIS
MID EARTH (223)
(29-6694) [17-13-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PAERIS                         ARA
MID EARTH (223)                WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)
(29-6694) [17-13-0,111]        (29-6436) [6-3-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HENREE                         WOO WOO WOO
MID EARTH (223)                SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358)
(29-6698) [14-14-0,70]         (29-6431) [11-3-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AVOID ME! (535)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)        43 
2. ALMOST EXACTLY (20)           20    AVOID ME! (535)
3. AVOID ME! (535)               19    Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)          11 
5. WAR PARTY (474)               10    WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 AVOID ME! (535)          139  68  4 67.1   1/ 2 AVOID ME! (535)           6  3 0
 2- 2 MADNESS 3 (545)           13   8  0 61.9   2/ 3 MID EARTH (223)           6  4 0
 3/ 0*WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      10   7  0 58.8   3/ 4 WAR PARTY (474)           6  6 0
 4/ 3 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      792 614 45 56.3   4- 1 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     5  1 0
 5/ 4 MID EARTH (223)          957 789 46 54.8   5/ 5 I'M THE WOLF (504)        5  3 0
 6/ 5 WAR PARTY (474)           60  60  5 50.0   6/ 6 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    4 11 0
 7/ 7 I'M THE WOLF (504)       109 118  5 48.0   7/ 8 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       2  2 0
 8- 8 ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     59  65  1 47.6   8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358)  1  0 0
 9/ 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    86 114  5 43.0   9/ 0*WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      1  1 0
10/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358)  31  48  1 39.2  10- 9 MADNESS 3 (545)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome, Lapurians to another round of combat on the arena sands. I am Eoghan, Lapur's 
best spy reporter--well the Bloke says so and no he didn't bribe, encourage or 
threaten me to say that. Now let's get back up to speed. No invitees to honor and our 
Duelmaster Zoloft has been on the throne 2 times now, with no Duelmaster Column last 
time. We can always hope. So will the tourney managers return to fill our ranks once 
again? Will anyone get an invite to the Isle? Will Zoloft make it a three peat? I am 
terrible at guessing what will happen, so let's get down to business and find out.

Well, 10 teams in the ranks, with 2 inactive, Eli and his Madness and Destitute Noble 
and the Duelmaster and clan. There are 2 returning guilds that appear to be tourney 
prepping, Wrathmen and Manager and his Superior Forces. Welcome back to you both. From 
those teams we get 15 fights in the arena, five of which are Challenges and that 
leaves ten commission matchups. With ZOLOFT taking the week off, that left PAERIS of 
MID EARTH to fight a PENNILESS LORD. What a tough break, lose all your money, then 
have to fight for your life in the arena. It didn't take long for PAERIS to win and 
take the title for third time. Congrats!!

In Team news, the Bloke and his AVOID ME! trio secured a 2-1-0 record to take the top 
spot in the ranks. Visioinst and his MID EARTH crew has a 2-3-0 result to take 2nd in 
the ranks.

Obregon and his WAR PARTY tribe managed a 2-2-0 to emerge with 3rd spot in the ranks. 
The Team on the Move is Master Beru's ARMY OF DARKNESS. after they took in 43 points 
in recognition. The Most Avoided team is naturally AVOID ME!, who had 12 avoids 
directed towards them, the next closest had only 4 avoids.

This week's Challenge fights...

AS THE CROW DIES of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged KUSAAR of WAR PARTY, with Vlad's soap 
opera warrior being devastated by Obregon's mystery warrior in 2 minutes.

LOTS OF KNOTS of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged UNCAS of WAR PARTY, with Vlad's braided 
warrior entangling Obregon's mohegans chief in a 2 minute victory.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged SACAGAWEA of WAR PARTY (wow 3 
challenges), with Vlad's fool warrior defeating Obregon's Shoshone warrior in 3 
minutes. This is my "Fight of the Week." Well fought to you both.

BOUNCE THIS OFF U of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged BIG TROUBLE of I'M THE WOLF, with 
Vlad's rebounding warrior got in big trouble with the Unknown Wolf's vexing warrior 
and losing in 2 minutes.

COVID of AVOID ME! challenged MOON BLADE of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with the Bloke's 
diseased warrior eclipsing Master Beru's lunar warrior in a 3 minutes.

In other individual news, the Biggest Gainer is DEMON D*KE after gaining 24 points. 
The Biggest Loser is CLANCEE, who lost 14 points. This Week's Favorite is so popular 
they gave him three names, WOO WOO WOO. It was actually annoying listening the crowd 
chanting it over and over. Well, lookie here, another invitee for the Isle. Congrats 
to PAERIS on his invite. We will honor you in 2 weeks. Congrats! One final thing: I 
have noticed the Dark Arena and Death list remain strangely silent once again. That 
could be a bad omen. 'Til next time.

                                          -- Eoghan McGrimm

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAERIS 6694                  17  13  0 111         MID EARTH (223)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUSAAR 5672                  11   7  0 100         WAR PARTY (474)           
-ZOLOFT 5920                  11   8  0  98         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOO WOO WOO 6431             11   3  0  94         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH VOLTAGE 6731            10   3  0  90         AVOID ME! (535)           
 AS THE CROW DIES 6512        21  25  1  89         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 GERONIMO 6730                 9   9  1  87         WAR PARTY (474)           
-MONROE 6599                  13   8  0  86         MADNESS 3 (545)           
 SKUNK 6675                   13   7  0  72         AVOID ME! (535)           
 HENREE 6698                  14  14  0  70         MID EARTH (223)           
-MANURE 6640                  12   9  1  68         AVOID ME! (535)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOBILIFY 6585                 5   0  0  66         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 CHRIUM 6732                  11   6  1  63         MID EARTH (223)           
 DEMON D*KE 5034               8  10  0  61         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 IGNORANCE IS BLISS 6658      12  14  0  59         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 SACAGAWEA 6725               10   8  0  58         WAR PARTY (474)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLISAR 6719                 13  10  1  56         MID EARTH (223)           
-TALONCYCLOVIR 6522            4   2  0  54         ARCANE PHARMACY (401)     
 PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023        12   7  0  53         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 ARA 6436                      6   3  0  53         WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      
 MONEY DARLING 6691           11  18  1  52         I'M THE WOLF (504)        
 LOTS OF KNOTS 6656            8  16  2  51         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       
 TROUBLE 6697                 13  11  0  50         I'M THE WOLF (504)        
 PYRRAVYN 6432                 4   3  0  46         WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)      
 BIG TROUBLE 6715              5   5  0  39         I'M THE WOLF (504)        
 UNCAS 6726                    6   3  1  37         WAR PARTY (474)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAZY HORSE 6733              4   0  0  32         WAR PARTY (474)           
 CLANCEE 6767                  7   3  1  30         MID EARTH (223)           
 ATTILA THE NUN 5084           5   7  1  29         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 BOUNCE THIS OFF U 6724        6   6  0  26         ALMOST EXACTLY (20)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOMBIE CASANOVA 5083          3   9  0  19         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    
 COVID 6781                    2   1  0  10         AVOID ME! (535)           
 MOON BLADE 6788               0   3  0   3         ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What's a ripper doing on top? Are we all that destitute? -- The Bloke

Taloncyclovir, you were easy. -- High Voltage

Moon Blade, take the shot, stupid. I'm coming after you for more! -- Covid

Geronimo, I salute you and accept your pipe in peace. -- Manure (realizing the pipe 
helps devoid putrid sells)

Are you listening? Or are you all just plain wonky? AVOID ME! -- The Bloke

Skunk -- Nice try stinker. -- Paeris

Kusaar -- Arrgghh! -- Henree

Uncas -- Nice defense sir dwarf. -- Ellisar

Demon D*ke -- Need a bigger stick? -- Clancee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AS THE CROW DIES was devastated by KUSAAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LOTS OF KNOTS subdued UNCAS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS savagely defeated SACAGAWEA in a 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BOUNCE THIS OFF U was viciously subdued by BIG TROUBLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
COVID subdued MOON BLADE in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
PAERIS vanquished PENNILESS LORD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
GERONIMO devastated ELLISAR in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
WOO WOO WOO viciously subdued SKUNK in a action packed 8 minute gruesome melee.
HIGH VOLTAGE vanquished HENREE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
TROUBLE was overpowered by DEMON D*KE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PETRIFIED SPONGE beat PYRRAVYN in a exciting 5 minute fight.
ARA demolished CLANCEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHRIUM devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MONEY DARLING slimly won victory over ATTILA THE NUN in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ZOMBIE CASANOVA overcame COMMON RIVERRAT in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        34 -  23 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  23 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  24 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 993 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PAERIS 6694                17  13  0  111 MID EARTH (223)
PARRY-LUNGE      KUSAAR 5672                11   7  0  100 WAR PARTY (474)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOO WOO WOO 6431           11   3  0   94 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358)
TOTAL PARRY      SKUNK 6675                 13   7  0   72 AVOID ME! (535)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHRIUM 6732                11   6  1   63 MID EARTH (223)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELLISAR 6719               13  10  1   56 MID EARTH (223)
WALL OF STEEL    ARA 6436                    6   3  0   53 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532)
PARRY-STRIKE     TROUBLE 6697               13  11  0   50 I'M THE WOLF (504)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HENREE 6698.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WOO WOO WOO 6431.  The ten other most popular fighters were PYRRAVYN 6432, KUSAAR 
5672, BIG TROUBLE 6715, LOTS OF KNOTS 6656, PAERIS 6694, GERONIMO 6730, HIGH VOLTAGE 
6731, ARA 6436, MONEY DARLING 6691, and UNCAS 6726.

The least popular fighter this week was SACAGAWEA 6725.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CLANCEE 6767, PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023, CHRIUM 6732, TROUBLE 6697, HENREE 
6698, SKUNK 6675, ELLISAR 6719, BOUNCE THIS OFF U 6724, AS THE CROW DIES 6512, and 
ZOMBIE CASANOVA 5083.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PAERIS (29-6694) MID EARTH (223)