DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/01/2024 Duedate: 05/14/2024 LAPUR ARENA DM 29 TURN 993 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PAERIS MID EARTH (223) (29-6694) [17-13-0,111] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PAERIS ARA MID EARTH (223) WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) (29-6694) [17-13-0,111] (29-6436) [6-3-0,53] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite HENREE WOO WOO WOO MID EARTH (223) SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358) (29-6698) [14-14-0,70] (29-6431) [11-3-0,94] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM AVOID ME! (535) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 43 2. ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 20 AVOID ME! (535) 3. AVOID ME! (535) 19 Unchartered Team 4. WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) 11 5. WAR PARTY (474) 10 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 AVOID ME! (535) 139 68 4 67.1 1/ 2 AVOID ME! (535) 6 3 0 2- 2 MADNESS 3 (545) 13 8 0 61.9 2/ 3 MID EARTH (223) 6 4 0 3/ 0*WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) 10 7 0 58.8 3/ 4 WAR PARTY (474) 6 6 0 4/ 3 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 792 614 45 56.3 4- 1 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) 5 1 0 5/ 4 MID EARTH (223) 957 789 46 54.8 5/ 5 I'M THE WOLF (504) 5 3 0 6/ 5 WAR PARTY (474) 60 60 5 50.0 6/ 6 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 4 11 0 7/ 7 I'M THE WOLF (504) 109 118 5 48.0 7/ 8 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 2 2 0 8- 8 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) 59 65 1 47.6 8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358) 1 0 0 9/ 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 86 114 5 43.0 9/ 0*WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) 1 1 0 10/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358) 31 48 1 39.2 10- 9 MADNESS 3 (545) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Welcome, Lapurians to another round of combat on the arena sands. I am Eoghan, Lapur's best spy reporter--well the Bloke says so and no he didn't bribe, encourage or threaten me to say that. Now let's get back up to speed. No invitees to honor and our Duelmaster Zoloft has been on the throne 2 times now, with no Duelmaster Column last time. We can always hope. So will the tourney managers return to fill our ranks once again? Will anyone get an invite to the Isle? Will Zoloft make it a three peat? I am terrible at guessing what will happen, so let's get down to business and find out. Well, 10 teams in the ranks, with 2 inactive, Eli and his Madness and Destitute Noble and the Duelmaster and clan. There are 2 returning guilds that appear to be tourney prepping, Wrathmen and Manager and his Superior Forces. Welcome back to you both. From those teams we get 15 fights in the arena, five of which are Challenges and that leaves ten commission matchups. With ZOLOFT taking the week off, that left PAERIS of MID EARTH to fight a PENNILESS LORD. What a tough break, lose all your money, then have to fight for your life in the arena. It didn't take long for PAERIS to win and take the title for third time. Congrats!! In Team news, the Bloke and his AVOID ME! trio secured a 2-1-0 record to take the top spot in the ranks. Visioinst and his MID EARTH crew has a 2-3-0 result to take 2nd in the ranks. Obregon and his WAR PARTY tribe managed a 2-2-0 to emerge with 3rd spot in the ranks. The Team on the Move is Master Beru's ARMY OF DARKNESS. after they took in 43 points in recognition. The Most Avoided team is naturally AVOID ME!, who had 12 avoids directed towards them, the next closest had only 4 avoids. This week's Challenge fights... AS THE CROW DIES of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged KUSAAR of WAR PARTY, with Vlad's soap opera warrior being devastated by Obregon's mystery warrior in 2 minutes. LOTS OF KNOTS of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged UNCAS of WAR PARTY, with Vlad's braided warrior entangling Obregon's mohegans chief in a 2 minute victory. IGNORANCE IS BLISS of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged SACAGAWEA of WAR PARTY (wow 3 challenges), with Vlad's fool warrior defeating Obregon's Shoshone warrior in 3 minutes. This is my "Fight of the Week." Well fought to you both. BOUNCE THIS OFF U of ALMOST EXACTLY challenged BIG TROUBLE of I'M THE WOLF, with Vlad's rebounding warrior got in big trouble with the Unknown Wolf's vexing warrior and losing in 2 minutes. COVID of AVOID ME! challenged MOON BLADE of ARMY OF DARKNESS, with the Bloke's diseased warrior eclipsing Master Beru's lunar warrior in a 3 minutes. In other individual news, the Biggest Gainer is DEMON D*KE after gaining 24 points. The Biggest Loser is CLANCEE, who lost 14 points. This Week's Favorite is so popular they gave him three names, WOO WOO WOO. It was actually annoying listening the crowd chanting it over and over. Well, lookie here, another invitee for the Isle. Congrats to PAERIS on his invite. We will honor you in 2 weeks. Congrats! One final thing: I have noticed the Dark Arena and Death list remain strangely silent once again. That could be a bad omen. 'Til next time. -- Eoghan McGrimm DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PAERIS 6694 17 13 0 111 MID EARTH (223) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KUSAAR 5672 11 7 0 100 WAR PARTY (474) -ZOLOFT 5920 11 8 0 98 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WOO WOO WOO 6431 11 3 0 94 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HIGH VOLTAGE 6731 10 3 0 90 AVOID ME! (535) AS THE CROW DIES 6512 21 25 1 89 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) GERONIMO 6730 9 9 1 87 WAR PARTY (474) -MONROE 6599 13 8 0 86 MADNESS 3 (545) SKUNK 6675 13 7 0 72 AVOID ME! (535) HENREE 6698 14 14 0 70 MID EARTH (223) -MANURE 6640 12 9 1 68 AVOID ME! (535) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NOBILIFY 6585 5 0 0 66 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) CHRIUM 6732 11 6 1 63 MID EARTH (223) DEMON D*KE 5034 8 10 0 61 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) IGNORANCE IS BLISS 6658 12 14 0 59 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) SACAGAWEA 6725 10 8 0 58 WAR PARTY (474) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ELLISAR 6719 13 10 1 56 MID EARTH (223) -TALONCYCLOVIR 6522 4 2 0 54 ARCANE PHARMACY (401) PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023 12 7 0 53 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) ARA 6436 6 3 0 53 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) MONEY DARLING 6691 11 18 1 52 I'M THE WOLF (504) LOTS OF KNOTS 6656 8 16 2 51 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) TROUBLE 6697 13 11 0 50 I'M THE WOLF (504) PYRRAVYN 6432 4 3 0 46 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) BIG TROUBLE 6715 5 5 0 39 I'M THE WOLF (504) UNCAS 6726 6 3 1 37 WAR PARTY (474) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CRAZY HORSE 6733 4 0 0 32 WAR PARTY (474) CLANCEE 6767 7 3 1 30 MID EARTH (223) ATTILA THE NUN 5084 5 7 1 29 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) BOUNCE THIS OFF U 6724 6 6 0 26 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ZOMBIE CASANOVA 5083 3 9 0 19 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) COVID 6781 2 1 0 10 AVOID ME! (535) MOON BLADE 6788 0 3 0 3 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS What's a ripper doing on top? Are we all that destitute? -- The Bloke Taloncyclovir, you were easy. -- High Voltage Moon Blade, take the shot, stupid. I'm coming after you for more! -- Covid Geronimo, I salute you and accept your pipe in peace. -- Manure (realizing the pipe helps devoid putrid sells) Are you listening? Or are you all just plain wonky? AVOID ME! -- The Bloke Skunk -- Nice try stinker. -- Paeris Kusaar -- Arrgghh! -- Henree Uncas -- Nice defense sir dwarf. -- Ellisar Demon D*ke -- Need a bigger stick? -- Clancee LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS AS THE CROW DIES was devastated by KUSAAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. LOTS OF KNOTS subdued UNCAS in a 2 minute Challenge melee. IGNORANCE IS BLISS savagely defeated SACAGAWEA in a 3 minute expert's Challenge fight. BOUNCE THIS OFF U was viciously subdued by BIG TROUBLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. COVID subdued MOON BLADE in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge competition. PAERIS vanquished PENNILESS LORD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. GERONIMO devastated ELLISAR in a 2 minute one-sided competition. WOO WOO WOO viciously subdued SKUNK in a action packed 8 minute gruesome melee. HIGH VOLTAGE vanquished HENREE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. TROUBLE was overpowered by DEMON D*KE in a 1 minute uneven match. PETRIFIED SPONGE beat PYRRAVYN in a exciting 5 minute fight. ARA demolished CLANCEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. CHRIUM devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle. MONEY DARLING slimly won victory over ATTILA THE NUN in a 2 minute bloody bout. ZOMBIE CASANOVA overcame COMMON RIVERRAT in a 1 minute fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 5 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 5 - 0 72 | |AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 13 - 0 62 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 34 - 23 - 0 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 23 - 1 53 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 - 0 51 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 0 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 24 - 0 43 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 1 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 10 - 0 23 | Turn 993 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW PAERIS 6694 17 13 0 111 MID EARTH (223) PARRY-LUNGE KUSAAR 5672 11 7 0 100 WAR PARTY (474) STRIKING ATTACK WOO WOO WOO 6431 11 3 0 94 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (358) TOTAL PARRY SKUNK 6675 13 7 0 72 AVOID ME! (535) LUNGING ATTACK CHRIUM 6732 11 6 1 63 MID EARTH (223) SLASHING ATTACK ELLISAR 6719 13 10 1 56 MID EARTH (223) WALL OF STEEL ARA 6436 6 3 0 53 WRATHMEN 20-12 (532) PARRY-STRIKE TROUBLE 6697 13 11 0 50 I'M THE WOLF (504) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is HENREE 6698. The most popular warrior this turn was WOO WOO WOO 6431. The ten other most popular fighters were PYRRAVYN 6432, KUSAAR 5672, BIG TROUBLE 6715, LOTS OF KNOTS 6656, PAERIS 6694, GERONIMO 6730, HIGH VOLTAGE 6731, ARA 6436, MONEY DARLING 6691, and UNCAS 6726. The least popular fighter this week was SACAGAWEA 6725. The other ten least popular fighters were CLANCEE 6767, PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023, CHRIUM 6732, TROUBLE 6697, HENREE 6698, SKUNK 6675, ELLISAR 6719, BOUNCE THIS OFF U 6724, AS THE CROW DIES 6512, and ZOMBIE CASANOVA 5083. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: PAERIS (29-6694) MID EARTH (223)