DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2024    Duedate: 05/08/2024

NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA

DM 33    TURN 986

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARMEN
ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)
(33-10498) [11-3-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CARMEN                         JERT
ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)         DARK MECHANICUM (751)
(33-10498) [11-3-0,129]        (33-10628) [2-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GAMAWK                         SHIDE
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            CARESS OF STEEL (740)
(33-10247) [20-25-2,87]        (33-10395) [11-22-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)       59 
2. THUNDERBIRDS (42)             45    THUNDERBIRDS (42)
3. THE ILLEARTH (265)            36    Unchartered Team
4. DARK MECHANICUM (751)         35 
5. VICIOUS DELITE (695)          28    MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/19*MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)    5   2  2 71.4   1/10*DARK MECHANICUM (751)     8  5 0
 2/ 1*DARK MECHANICUM (751)      8   5  0 61.5   2/ 4 HEROIC VERSE (730)        8  5 0
 3/ 3 THUNDERBIRDS (42)        260 213  9 55.0   3/ 3 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 8  7 0
 4/ 4 VICIOUS DELITE (695)     485 413 24 54.0   4/11 THUNDERBIRDS (42)         7  5 1
 5/ 5 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)       251 216 15 53.7   5/ 1 THE APOSTLES (133)        7  5 0
 6/ 2 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    29  25  2 53.7   6/ 6 VICIOUS DELITE (695)      7  6 0
 7/ 6 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      982 880 63 52.7   7/13 THE ILLEARTH (265)        7  8 0
 8/ 7 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    1291 1176 106 52.3   8/ 9 CARESS OF STEEL (740)     7  8 0
 9/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (690)      365 333 18 52.3   9- 7 OLD HOBBITS (746)         6  4 1
10- 9 OLD HOBBITS (746)         26  24  3 52.0  10/ 2 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     6  9 0
11/ 0 ASSASSINS X (274)        158 151 16 51.1  11/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       6  9 0
12/10 XXX BANDITS (614)        342 347 14 49.6  12/18*MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   5  0 2
13/11 HEROIC VERSE (730)       134 137  7 49.4  13/14 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        5  5 1
14/12 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    517 537 65 49.1  14/16 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       5  5 0
15/13 THE APOSTLES (133)       318 381 26 45.5  15/ 5 XXX BANDITS (614)         5  7 0
16/14 CARESS OF STEEL (740)     73  91  2 44.5  16/12 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     5  9 0
17/15 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)458 591 23 43.7  17/15 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    4  5 0
18/16 THE ILLEARTH (265)       654 850 50 43.5  18/ 0 ASSASSINS X (274)         3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 LADIES OF PAIN (717)      22  29  1 43.1  19/17 NYE MAULERS (269)         3  9 1
20/18 NYE MAULERS (269)        434 576 59 43.0  20-19 LADIES OF PAIN (717)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Foolish little man. Running around playing foolish little games. Lies and half-truths 
spew from your mouth like vomit. You keep poking the bear because you don't truly 
understand what it is you're messing with. Do you really want to see how deep my scars 
go? You really want to stare into the darkness of my damned soul? Well, here you go. 
In a way, I have to thank you. You've made the whispers in my head turn into roaring 
violence. I know what I have to do, and I'm here to do it. I wasn't born with enough 
middle fingers for people like you. You are vermin and a disgrace to being called a 
villain. You're no villain. You're a sad little man who can only smile by bringing 
suffering to others and unleashing their wrath, but your words are powerless against 
me. I was abused in ways you can't even imagine. You really think your mindless 
droning on can wound me? The name of the team is Melancholic Bliss because your sorrow 
brings us joy. Your misery is our happiness. As the bodies pile up until the stench 
reaches Heaven, I will continue to laugh at your pathetic attempts to "be a man." You 
consider yourself a tyrant, a dictator, but you forget that all dictators eventually 
end up tied to a stake wearing a blindfold with cold steel pressed against their 
temple. And guess who has his finger on the trigger? Do your worst, little man. It 
won't save you from what you've unleashed. Be careful what you wish for, fool. You've 
awakened...

                                          -- The Devil

Bang Bang Gang out. Guns up, mother*bleep*'rs.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I'm back!  Just wish I had the chance to beat up Price of Niytyole.  Must be a low 
price.  Anyway, I could be here for quite a spell, I'm full of points but they just 
won't let me on the Isle yet.  Funny thing is there are no aimed blows near the top to 
take me out, and there aren't any total parries that can outlast me either.  Looks 
like you guys are in for a lot of my columns.  I look forward to talking down to you, 
from the top.

If you have any questions that I can help with.  Feel free to sound out, I have the 
time and I have the platform.

                                          Yours forever,

                                          Sir Reginald

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out NIYTYOLE ISLAND 
to see what's new.  DARK MECHANICUM like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 
10th.  Way to go!  What was the name of that team who got 5-0-2 this turn for a total 
5-2-2 you ask?  (Sure)  MELANCHOLIC BLISS' their name, and fighting's their game!  
MVP award for RINGWORM?  THUNDERBIRDS' proud of him after beating LUCKY and getting 
18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  WALKURE's match with DAHN TUCKER cost her a 
loss of 12 points!  Like, CARMEN must be pretty gutsy!  She challenged the Duelmaster 
from CRUEL NIGHTS.  Does this gal have a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw 
in CARMEN's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't SIR REGINALD fit to be 
tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of OLD HOBBITS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are THE DEMONIC PICKLES?  
OLD HOBBITS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is MIGHTY MELODY popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in 
all of NIYTYOLE ISLAND!  She's got a 10-8-2, is that good?  Some fights are really 
unfair.  How do you think STITCHES feels about being challenged by SHORT LEISCH, 17 
points above him?  If SHORT LEISCH can't beat a warrior 17 points below herself, that 
she CHALLENGED, she oughtta be selling food in the stands!  For sure, I was holding 
my breath when I found out DUMB DILLY challenged GROTT IT FOR  XMAS.  After all, 
haven't THE DEMONIC PICKLES and BRASH BROS XMAS had a long standing duel in NIYTYOLE 
ISLAND?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but GROTT IT FOR XMAS wants me 
to write about it since he bested DUMB DILLY.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All NIYTYOLE ISLAND ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old NASTY HABIT 
stumbling around the arena, before TYLER'S BROTHER finished her off.  Oh well!  That 
was so totally rude when TYLER'S BROTHER wasted NASTY HABIT.  I think all you 
warriors in NIYTYOLE ISLAND should gang up on THUNDERBIRDS!  THE DOMINUS bloodfeuded 
(is that a word?) MIGHTY MELODY for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it 
really worth it?  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (THE LAST LAUGH vs. BLEEP 
DARKFART SAYS, that is.) BRASH BROS XMAS let CORPSE GRINDER of THE ILLEARTH kill 
GLITTER unpunished.  That's really low.  (Even if GLITTER was kind of a jerk...) JERT 
really fought hard against HOLLY HATCHET.  That'll teach NYE MAULERS not to go and 
kill any of DARK MECHANICUM's guys again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  NIYTYOLE ISLAND is like such a dump, and you guys smell too 
much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARMEN 10498                 11   3  0 129         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR REGINALD 10281           33  16  0 115         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 LORD URSURPER 10462          14   4  3 110         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 PUNCHY PROLOGUE 10403        13   9  0 108         HEROIC VERSE (730)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAHN TUCKER 10524            14   5  0  88         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 GAMAWK 10247                 20  25  2  87         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 BAD VOODOO 10221             17  11  2  87         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 LADY STEEL 10438             16  11  0  86         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 TYLER'S BROTHER 10358        16  17  1  85         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 THE JESUIT 10036             10   4  0  82         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 HAND OF DARKNESS 10490       11   9  0  81         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 ALECTO 10388                 16  21  0  73         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 WALKURE 10466                12  12  1  70         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 BABA YAGA 10566               9   3  0  70         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 THE LAST LAUGH 10538         10   4  0  68         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SKEPTIC 9896             10   5  0  66         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 THE DOMINUS 10539            10   4  0  66         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 MIGHTY MELODY 10453          10   8  2  65         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 MORK 10507                    8   0  0  62         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 XEXEX SICARIUS 10553          5   2  0  61         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 ALVAREZ 10451                13  14  0  59         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
-KELMORA 9749                  7   4  1  58         LADIES OF PAIN (717)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECROMANCER 10468            13  11  1  55         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 SHIDE 10395                  11  22  0  55         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 BLEEP DARKFART SAYS 10611     6   1  1  55         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 YURALA REDMANE 10552          8   2  0  54         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROTT IT FOR XMAS 10463       9  13  0  53         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 HAAGRYD WARGRYM 10527         8   4  0  47         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 THE RYCHE 10525               7   9  0  46         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 TITHER 10094                  5   6  0  46         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 YAH ASSUR 10584               5   5  0  46         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
-ODO MUGWORT 10580             4   2  2  45         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 ROCINANTE 10467              10  14  0  44         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 ARTHAS 10413                  9  11  1  43         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 CHO GALL 10432                8  12  1  43         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 RINGWORM 10492                6   9  0  42         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 LUCKY 10496                   7   9  1  39         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    
 CORPSE GRINDER 10575          5   6  1  39         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 MAIDEN FIONA 10555            8   4  0  37         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 SAMURO 10414                  6  14  0  36         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 EPITAFF 10597                 3   2  1  34         ASSASSINS X (274)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMEAGOL 10544                 7   3  1  33         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
-GOLLUM 10542                  6   4  0  33         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 DUMB DILLY 10579              6   5  0  31         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 METAL METAPHOR 10526          3   5  1  30         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 ROZES 10602                   3   1  0  29         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 JERT 10628                    2   1  0  28         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
-PORTO CHUBB 10543             3   7  0  27         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 SUN RISE 10232                3   3  0  27         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 SEMETARY 4471                 3   8  1  26         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 STITCHES 10613                3   3  0  26         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 REXXAR 10600                  5   4  0  25         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 PASSIVE-MITS 10615            2   4  0  25         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 THE ROOSTER 10634             3   1  0  24         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 JEFE 10574                    3   0  0  24         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CYKUM 10624                   3   0  0  22         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 BONE HELM 10609               4   2  0  20         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 BALI-RAJ 10594                5   4  0  19         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 KHAJIIT 10659                 1   1  0  19         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 INDYGO BLACKROSE 10582        3   3  0  18         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 AATAMI 10623                  2   3  0  17         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 FRIGHTFUL WEATHER 10610       1   6  0  17         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 ABBIE 10589                   1   0  0  17         MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   
 ELF ON SHELF 10572            4   3  1  16         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 LEAPING LIMERICK 10599        2   5  0  15         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 MF-442 10627                  1   1  0  14         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 PURJ 10596                    3   2  0  13         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 WICKED 10617                  2   3  0  13         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 SHORT LEISCH 10632            3   1  0  12         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 TREE NEEDLES 10606            2   6  0  12         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 DEN'S SWEATER 10630           1   3  0  12         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 CRUEL DOOM 10664              1   0  0  12         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 GINGER FITZGERALD 10588       1   0  0  12         MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   
 JOY'S DEMON 10652             1   0  1  11         MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   
 RIVER 10591                   1   0  0  11         MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   
 GRANNY'S BOY 10661            2   0  0  10         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 URVON JETH 10666              1   0  0  10         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 ALVAREZ 10607                 0   1  0   9         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    
 SORROW'S ANGEL 10651          1   0  1   8         MELANCHOLIC BLISS (750)   
 RUINOUS REFRAIN 10635         1   1  0   8         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 KU-847 10626                  0   2  0   6         DARK MECHANICUM (751)     
 HOLLY HATCHET 10649           1   1  1   5         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 LARS 10662                    0   2  0   5         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 THE DARK MATTER 10646         0   1  0   5         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 KOTHRINGI 10660               1   1  0   4         THE ILLEARTH (265)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEETHL 10603                  0   4  0   4         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 SQUIRE PHLEGM 10653           0   2  0   2         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 SOCK SNATCHER 10619           0   2  0   2         NYE MAULERS (269)         
 SMITHERZ 10620                0   2  0   2         NYE MAULERS (269)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MONTOYA 10614           0  1 0 ALASTARI AMIGOS! 743 SORROW'S ANGEL 10651   986  
COOKIE MONSTER 10665    0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  JOY'S DEMON 10652      986  
NASTY HABIT 10564       4  9 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  TYLER'S BROTHER 10358  986  
GLITTER 10605           3  1 0 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  CORPSE GRINDER 10575   982 NOT REVENGED
JI SONER 10625          1  1 0 DARK MECHANICUM 751  HOLLY HATCHET 10649    985 JUST REVENGED
POWERFUL LYRIC 10608    1  1 1 HEROIC VERSE 730     BAD VOODOO 10221       982 JUST REVENGED
CRIPPLED CROW 10480     4  9 0 THUNDERBIRDS 42      NASTY HABIT 10564      983 JUST REVENGED
THE DARK SIDE 10601     2  3 0 VICIOUS DELITE 695   BLEEP DARKFART  10611  983 JUST REVENGED
THE PROVOCATEUR 10531   8  4 0 VICIOUS DELITE 695   MIGHTY MELODY 10453    982 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Well, well. So, this is Niytyole Island? Home of the Allied Axis. The arena 
where Assur calls himself Bashur and thinks he's a Delarquan. I've wanted to put a 
team in here for a while, but it took my Boo-Boo Kitty (Den) to make it happen. See, 
he started a little war in Jhans and us Dark Federation boys don't take kindly to his 
kind all but killing our home arena. We agreed in real life to have a war of words. 
Bring your worst material stuff. How convenient that he never mentioned this to his AA 
buddies. See, I have no problem with the Allied Axis outside the fact that they 
protect Den and allow him to carry on like he does. So, to be blunt: I'm here to make 
Den's life a living hell. If you want to protect him, the line for a fight forms on 
the left. Den, you asked for this. Now be a good boy and take your *bleep*'n medicine. 
Welcome to the jungle, sunshine. Wake up. It's time to die. -- Bookie, the Devil, 
Bullet Club

Kodiak -- And I haven't forgotten you. Boy, I'm about to ride you like a two dollar 
hooker on two-for-one night. Congrats on making yourself to the AA Junior Varsity 
Squad, but it's gonna cost you a lot of warriors and money. -- Bookie

Stik -- Good to see ya, mate. I'm not here for you if you get my drift. Far better 
targets than each other to kill. You know what? Let's steal one of Den's ideas from 
Jhans. Let's have us a little kill contest. Let's see who can keep the gravedigger the 
busiest. You in? -- Bookie

Consodomite -- All words and no play, sounds like the rest of your pitiful existence.  
I know you fantasize about spanking me, but sorry you old geezer, it isn't ever going 
to happen. -- Den

Thunderturds -- Appreciate the diplo, and you're welcome.  Haha. -- Den

Dark Mechanicum -- When you fight against the AA, it is much like fighting the Dark 
Arena as you just learned.  Have fun burying Ji Soner, it was a treat watching Philthy 
Phil put him in the ground. -- Den, manager of the Big Lake Bandits and High Priest of 
the mighty Allied Axis

Deeders -- Current Top Team?!?!  Who would have thought it possible.  The wonder of it 
all is, well, it is just wonderous.  Keep impressing us, then try to impress your 
wife. -- Den

Adrian G -- Top Teams on the Move, sadly nobody even noticed. -- Den

Crambus -- Congrats on This Week's Favorite.  Everyone noticed! -- Den

Bashturd -- Are you done moving your residence yet so we can roll our eyes at your 
missives? -- Den

Darkfart -- Haha sucker, Short Leisch is a mute, doesn't speak at all. However, Bleep 
is talking his way to the top.  Probably be Duelmaster soon with little stick sending 
easy-to-win bloodfeuds at him. -- Den

Chad -- Nice work holding up in the 3-turn for so long. -- Den

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PUNCHY PROLOGUE bested BAD VOODOO in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud fight.
TYLER'S BROTHER slaughtered NASTY HABIT in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
THE LAST LAUGH savagely defeated BLEEP DARKFART SAYS in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
THE DOMINUS devastated MIGHTY MELODY in a 2 minute gory one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
JERT demolished HOLLY HATCHET in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
CARMEN viciously subdued SIR REGINALD in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
DAHN TUCKER handily defeated WALKURE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
ALECTO was vanquished by HAND OF DARKNESS in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
YAH ASSUR vanquished SAMURO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NECROMANCER defeated TITHER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
THE RYCHE was handily defeated by BABA YAGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MAIDEN FIONA bested CHO GALL in a unpopular 6 minute Challenge conflict.
SHORT LEISCH was subdued by STITCHES in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
METAL METAPHOR beat FRIGHTFUL WEATHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DUMB DILLY was savagely defeated by GROTT IT FOR XMAS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
MF-442 was viciously subdued by THE ROOSTER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
LEAPING LIMERICK was viciously subdued by REXXAR in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
SQUIRE PHLEGM was beaten by ELF ON SHELF in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
GRANNY'S BOY outlasted RUINOUS REFRAIN in a 13 minute novice's Challenge match.
AATAMI unbelievably bested TREE NEEDLES in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
LORD URSURPER overpowered GAMAWK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE JESUIT was luckily beaten by VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute fray.
LADY STEEL bested THE SKEPTIC in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
MORK savagely defeated ROCINANTE in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
ARTHAS was vanquished by XEXEX SICARIUS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ALVAREZ viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 2 minute bout.
LUCKY was beaten by RINGWORM in a 1 minute fray.
SHIDE was savagely defeated by YURALA REDMANE in a action packed 4 minute competition.
HAAGRYD WARGRYM savagely defeated CORPSE GRINDER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SEMETARY was savagely defeated by PASSIVE-MITS in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
EPITAFF defeated INDYGO BLACKROSE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
BALI-RAJ was beaten by SUN RISE in a 2 minute brutal fray.
JEFE bested LARS in a popular 2 minute duel.
WICKED bested SOCK SNATCHER in a 2 minute battle.
BONE HELM was subdued by KHAJIIT in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
LEETHL was handily defeated by GINGER FITZGERALD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ROZES demolished KOTHRINGI in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
PURJ beat THE DARK MATTER in a popular 1 minute beginner's bout.
SMITHERZ was handily defeated by RIVER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CYKUM slimly won victory over DEN'S SWEATER in a 2 minute novice's match.
KU-847 was outlasted by ABBIE in a crowd boring 7 minute duel.
SORROW'S ANGEL viciously butchered MONTOYA in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's match.
JOY'S DEMON easily killed COOKIE MONSTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALVAREZ was overpowered by URVON JETH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CRUEL DOOM handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  22 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  22 -  3      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  28 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  46 -  3      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  41 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  31 -  4      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        28 -  38 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  94 -  6      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  16 -  0      36  |

Turn 986 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CARMEN 10498               11   3  0  129 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR REGINALD 10281         33  16  0  115 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)
LUNGING ATTACK   LORD URSURPER 10462        14   4  3  110 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)
WALL OF STEEL    DAHN TUCKER 10524          14   5  0   88 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
BASHING ATTACK   BAD VOODOO 10221           17  11  2   87 XXX BANDITS (614)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE JESUIT 10036           10   4  0   82 THE APOSTLES (133)
AIMED BLOW       NECROMANCER 10468          13  11  1   55 CARESS OF STEEL (740)
SLASHING ATTACK  EPITAFF 10597               3   2  1   34 ASSASSINS X (274)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMAWK 10247.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHIDE 10395.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARMEN 10498, GROTT IT FOR 
XMAS 10463, MORK 10507, THE ROOSTER 10634, ALVAREZ 10451, CORPSE GRINDER 10575, 
PASSIVE-MITS 10615, LARS 10662, THE LAST LAUGH 10538, and THE DOMINUS 10539.

The least popular fighter this week was GRANNY'S BOY 10661.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RUINOUS REFRAIN 10635, CHO GALL 10432, ABBIE 10589, MAIDEN 
FIONA 10555, KU-847 10626, ALVAREZ 10607, COOKIE MONSTER 10665, KOTHRINGI 10660, 
GINGER FITZGERALD 10588, and INDYGO BLACKROSE 10582.