DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/02/2024    Duedate: 05/15/2024

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM 74    TURN 791

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COPA WHAT
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4594) [31-7-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COPA WHAT                      COSSACK
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)         FAR TRAVELERS (595)
(74-4594) [31-7-0,125]         (74-5032) [2-0-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SALMONELLA SLAW                SALMONELLA SLAW
HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)      HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
(74-4965) [13-5-0,104]         (74-4965) [13-5-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON TREASURES (592)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON TREASURES (592)          49 
2. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)        15 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (595)           12    Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)     7  
5. AL AZAR (589)                 2     FAR TRAVELERS (595)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 26   8  0 76.5   1/ 6*NEON TREASURES (592)      5  5 0
 2/ 3 AL AZAR (589)             23  18  2 56.1   2/ 1 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    4  8 0
 3/ 4 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)   110  95  4 53.7   3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)        3  0 0
 4/ 5 SAND DANCERS (251)       1753 2028 59 46.4   4/ 2 AL AZAR (589)             2  0 0
 5/ 6*FAR TRAVELERS (595)        2   3  0 40.0   5/ 7*FAR TRAVELERS (595)       2  3 0
 6/ 7*NEON TREASURES (592)       9  15  1 37.5   6/ 5 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 2  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to THE FUNKENSTEINS, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the NEON TREASURES stable.  Coming up with a 
solid 3-1-0 outing, NEON TREASURES has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for TOPAZ PALADIN, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after 
mashing LALVO OF THE PEN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  In front of all 
the crowds, COPA WHAT took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid AL AZAR, please raise you hand.  Wow. 
Does DAYLA KIV really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause HELL'S KITCHEN DELI beats feet every time AL AZAR 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COPA WHAT 4594               31   7  0 125         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROTTEN REUBEN 4966           13   0  0 109         HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 
 SALMONELLA SLAW 4965         13   5  0 104         HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK GHOST 4971               9   2  2  88         AL AZAR (589)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUSTLIN EDDIE 4963           13  10  0  65         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELEN GREEN 4975             11   9  0  56         SAND DANCERS (251)        
-ONYX CENTURION 5000           4   1  1  47         NEON TREASURES (592)      
 HOT BUTTER 4961               9  14  0  41         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    
 HUSTLIN JOHNNY 4962           7   7  0  38         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COSSACK 5032                  2   0  0  26         FAR TRAVELERS (595)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOPAZ PALADIN 5034            1   0  0  20         NEON TREASURES (592)      
 AMBER DUCHESS 5025            2   1  0  15         NEON TREASURES (592)      
 JADE SPARTAN 5022             1   0  0  13         NEON TREASURES (592)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5043                0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 595    GARFIELD'S PET         791 NONE
A 4969                  0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN D 588 STENRO BLACKBROW       791 NONE
B 4968                  0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN D 588 KOLAS STONEATER        791 NONE
LIMA BEAN CHIPS 4967    0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN D 588 CHANNA THE DANCE       791 NONE
DARK COIN 5 5042        0  1 0 NEON TREASURES 592   LORD OF THE SAND       791 NONE
FELTER THE LAME 4886   14 41 0 SAND DANCERS 251     ROCK GHOST 4971        788  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was dealt death by GARFIELD'S PET in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK COIN 5 was butchered by LORD OF THE SANDS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
A was murdered by STENRO BLACKBROWS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
B was slain by KOLAS STONEATER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
LIMA BEAN CHIPS was barely slain by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SALMONELLA SLAW was luckily beaten by COPA WHAT in a 6 minute Title competition.
ROTTEN REUBEN devastated KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROCK GHOST viciously subdued JUSTLIN EDDIE in a 2 minute gruesome expert's melee.
HOT BUTTER was viciously subdued by HELEN GREEN in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
HUSTLIN JOHNNY was viciously subdued by DANGEROUS BON LOKAR in a 2 minute gory fight.
COSSACK overpowered CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
AMBER DUCHESS overpowered CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JADE SPARTAN devastated CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TOPAZ PALADIN demolished LALVO OF THE PEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  2      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 791 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         4  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      COPA WHAT 4594             31   7  0  125 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ROTTEN REUBEN 4966         13   0  0  109 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
AIMED BLOW       SALMONELLA SLAW 4965       13   5  0  104 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROCK GHOST 4971             9   2  2   88 AL AZAR (589)
BASHING ATTACK   HELEN GREEN 4975           11   9  0   56 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SALMONELLA SLAW 4965.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SALMONELLA SLAW 4965.  The ten other most popular fighters were B 4968, ROCK 
GHOST 4971, DA1 5043, LIMA BEAN CHIPS 4967, ROTTEN REUBEN 4966, HELEN GREEN 4975, 
COPA WHAT 4594, COSSACK 5032, AMBER DUCHESS 5025, and TOPAZ PALADIN 5034.

The least popular fighter this week was HOT BUTTER 4961.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were A 4969, DARK COIN 5 5042, JADE SPARTAN 5022, HUSTLIN JOHNNY 4962, 
JUSTLIN EDDIE 4963, TOPAZ PALADIN 5034, AMBER DUCHESS 5025, COSSACK 5032, COPA WHAT 
4594, and HELEN GREEN 4975.