DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2024    Duedate: 05/14/2024

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM 81    TURN 449

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AGAVE
INEBRIATION (27)
(81-3599) [17-15-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALEKSANDR                      POSITION IS EMPTY
FAR TRAVELERS (113)            
(81-1372) [21-17-1,128]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GAYNE                          KARL-FRANZ
CLAN LONGBEARD (39)            FAR TRAVELERS (113)
(81-3783) [25-16-2,93]         (81-3946) [3-4-1,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NBA LEGENDS (156)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WICKED MARTYRS (148)          55 
2. INEBRIATION (27)              22    ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)
3. LITERATE LOONS (40)           20    Unchartered Team
4. NBA LEGENDS (156)             18 
5. THE CHURCH (203)              15    CM-THE MENTORS (168)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      34  23  3 59.6   1/ 1 NBA LEGENDS (156)        12  3 0
 2/ 2 NBA LEGENDS (156)        254 199 15 56.1   2/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       9  6 1
 3/ 3 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      973 808 33 54.6   3/ 2 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       9  6 1
 4/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    744 646 21 53.5   4/ 8 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   9  6 0
 5/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      916 800 32 53.4   5/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29)          8  6 1
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)         1016 951 45 51.7   6/ 7 LITERATE LOONS (40)       8  7 0
 7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      486 459 29 51.4   7/ 4 ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      7  7 0
 8/10 FAR TRAVELERS (113)       93  95  7 49.5   8/ 6 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  8 1
 9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     626 641 27 49.4   9/12 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      6  6 0
10/ 8 THE CHURCH (203)          27  28  2 49.1  10/14 INEBRIATION (27)          6  8 0
11/11 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      85  89  5 48.9  11/11 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     6  9 1
12/12 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  409 459 31 47.1  12/13 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     5  8 0
13/13 LITERATE LOONS (40)      752 846 34 47.1  13/10 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       5  9 0
14/14 INEBRIATION (27)         420 566 28 42.6  14/ 9 THE CHURCH (203)          5 10 0
15/15 DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     36  67  1 35.0  15/15 PRAY THE GODS (155)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

It is a beautiful day for some arena mayhem! The sun was shining and the blood was 
flowing.  I'm being a bit hyperbolic about the . . . sun, there were a few clouds.  
Eh, it wasn't bloody of all.  There were no deaths this turn.  It is like you didn't 
even try.  I think I saw one gladiator who needed a bandage, but it was an utter 
disgrace out there! Do better, ya bums!  Okay, let's gander in absolute horror at this 
bloodless turn like a group of touchy-feely Andorians at a sing-along!

We have a repeat Duelmaster in Agave.  Agave made excellent use of the tools available 
to him by blood feuding Tziss in the Initiates.  I get that some people do not like 
such things, and those people are wrong! If you can't deal with the consequences of 
your actions, be a spy reporter!  On the sands, if you kill, you better be ready to 
pay in blood, or at least a string of four overwhelming losses.  Congrats to Agave, 
who also got an invite to the Isle. We will certainly have a new Duelmaster next 
cycle.  The only question that needs answering is, who will it be?

Literate Loons are the most avoided warriors.  Far Travelers mostly avoided them.  
Moving up the ranks of our most notorious warrior, we find our Popularity Leader, 
Gayne, as the most challenged warrior. All those other challenges were for naught 
because Inebriation had feuding rights.  Tito's put in a valiant effort, but it was 
not enough to overcome the former Duelmaster. We witnessed an abundance of blood feuds 
with 5 of the 13 challenges fitting into the category.  The advantage tilted slightly 
into the favor of the avengers at a 3-2 record.

NBA Legends remains the top team over the last 3 turns.  Big Lake Solution was the 
only new addition to the top 5.  They replaced the new arrivals, Roman Republic, who 
dropped down to the 7th spot.  Big Lake Solution and Inebriation tied for the largest 
placement gain, moving up by 4.  The Church dropped moved from 9th to 14th and got the 
uncoveted recognition of falling.  Pray the Gods returned to the sands with a single 
warrior.  Come on, Vlad!  Replenish the roster!

This is normally the section where I talk about the warriors that died.  Since you 
bums didn't kill anyone, we will skip this part.

Now, the big finish!  Okay, it is going to be a medium finish at best. My hand is 
tired of holding this quill. I'm lying! I'm holding an ale, and I have some intern 
writing all of this down as I dictate to him. They do this stuff for free! They say it 
is for the experience, but I have experienced getting stiffed on pay and do recommend 
it. I'm out!

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGAVE 3599                   17  15  1 104         INEBRIATION (27)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALEKSANDR 1372               21  17  1 128         FAR TRAVELERS (113)       
 SIR CHARLES 3733             29  20  0 117         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 AHNA MISSTEP 3729            19  33  2 105         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 BAVIL 3793                   25  13  0 100         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 KARMA POLICE 3855            15  10  0 100         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 WONDER WOMAN 62              21  15  2  98         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 TANKERA 3873                 12  10  0  96         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 GAYNE 3783                   25  16  2  93         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 RODGER NEFFER 3872           12  10  1  93         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUV 3785                    15  11  0  90         PRAY THE GODS (155)       
 SHAQ 3840                    17  12  0  89         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 HANA 1370                    19  19  1  83         FAR TRAVELERS (113)       
 JACOB GRIMM 3834             14  16  2  82         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 SGT. YORK 61                 15  21  1  81         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823          12  20  2  80         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BROTHER 59               17  19  0  79         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 MEADE 3895                   11   8  0  79         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 DAINTY LEAF 3890              9   9  1  70         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 ORLANDO 2688                 15  23  1  69         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTTOBOT 3829                 15  15  1  61         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 TITO'S 3868                   9  11  0  60         INEBRIATION (27)          
 MUMBLECRUST 3954              5   0  0  60         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 WYRMSHADOW 2986               8   5  0  59         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 MARCUS CATO 3969              9   3  1  58         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 PUBLIUS SCIPIO 3966           7   5  1  57         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TENN PENN 3871               11  11  0  55         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 CANTERBURY 3901              10   7  0  55         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 J-LAPENO 3849                10  11  0  52         DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     
 OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER 3833        8  19  0  52         INEBRIATION (27)          
 KARL-FRANZ 3946               3   4  1  52         FAR TRAVELERS (113)       
 KAYD THE BOQ 3937             4   5  1  50         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 DENNIS RODMAN 3894           10   8  0  46         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 KOHLBE 3950                   4   3  0  44         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 SAUCY SHERIFF 3904            6   4  0  43         DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     
 DORNE 3891                    9   9  1  41         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552        9  10  0  38         CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      
 WASTEL 3917                  10   4  1  37         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 NIKOLAI GOGOL 3911            7   7  0  37         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 DURN WOLFSNARL 3955           2   3  0  34         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAGO DRACOSPEAR 3948          4   2  1  33         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 TIBERE GRACCHUS 3971          8   4  1  30         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 NUN YA BUSINESS 3935          6   3  0  30         THE CHURCH (203)          
 PAUL THE BEARER 3925          7   4  0  28         THE CHURCH (203)          
 STORMWING CADET 3932          3   5  0  27         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 APPIUS CAUDEX 3970            7   5  0  26         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 CARDINAL SINNER 3942          5   3  1  26         THE CHURCH (203)          
 KAWHI LEONARD 3956            4   1  0  25         NBA LEGENDS (156)         
 MICKEY SPLITZ 3973            2   0  0  25         BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   
 STEPH CURRY 3965              2   1  0  24         NBA LEGENDS (156)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AHROG 3927                    5   7  0  23         CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       
 TZISS 3962                    1   2  1  23         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 POUNCING PONTIF 3923          4   7  0  19         THE CHURCH (203)          
 REIKA 3963                    1   2  0  19         WICKED MARTYRS (148)      
 HERMAN MELVILLE 3949          4   3  0  18         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 FOZZY GEEZER 3936             4   4  0  16         INEBRIATION (27)          
 CURANDERO 3977                2   0  0  15         FAR TRAVELERS (113)       
 FOPDOODLE 3953                3   2  1  12         DARQUE AGES (29)          
 BLUE BULL 3979                1   0  0  11         INEBRIATION (27)          
 GROOG 3960                    1   1  0  11         CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       
 HOARD 3974                    1   1  0   9         DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     
 KILLIAN 3957                  2   2  0   8         FAR TRAVELERS (113)       
 G.K. CHESTERTON 3958          2   1  0   8         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 HOT LIPS 3941                 2   2  0   8         DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     
 DEVIOUS DEACON 3961           1   2  0   6         THE CHURCH (203)          
 FLAVIUS MANICUS 3976          0   2  0   2         ROMAN REPUBLIC (204)      
 GEORGE ELIOT 3978             0   2  0   2         LITERATE LOONS (40)       
 CHILI WILLEY 3975             0   1  0   1         DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     
 HOT TAMALE 3980               0   1  0   1         DEMONIC CHILI'S (201)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BARQ BITE 3947          1  4 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 FOPDOODLE 3953         447 JUST REVENGED
FIERCE RYDER 3892       8  7 2 CULT OF BACCHUS 4    RODGER NEFFER 3872     446  
SPARPLE 3952            0  4 0 DARQUE AGES 29       DAGO DRACOSPEAR 3948   448  
GENERRO 3931            4  3 0 FAR TRAVELERS 113    FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921  445 REVENGED
HAMM 3866              13  4 0 INEBRIATION 27       GAYNE 3783             447 REVENGED
NATURAL ICE 3972        0  1 0 INEBRIATION 27       TZISS 3962             448 JUST REVENGED
ISIAH THOMAS 3939       3  3 1 NBA LEGENDS 156      KAYD THE BOQ 3937      446 JUST REVENGED
FINGERLESS FRIAR 3921   4  4 1 THE CHURCH 203       KARL-FRANZ 3946        446  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Darque Ages -- Well, dang, that wasn't supposed to happen.  I await the bloodfeud.  
But I do have a question -- what exactly was a Sparple?  No offense to the dead 
intended, but your names usually match your team name in some way and I can't figure 
this one out. -- Dago Dracospear

Melville -- Call me the Cadet.  No crazy captains need apply. -- The Cadet

Agave -- My avoid didn't work. Ohh well. -- Gayne the Avenged

Aleksandr -- You should buy another vowel. -- Bavil the Vanquished

Tito's -- Nice try pizza it. -- Meade the Jovial

Nun Ya Business -- Sorry sister. -- Ahrog the Sinner

Ottobot -- You are one tough skinned bot. -- Kohlbe the Amazed

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGAVE devastated TZISS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
SHAQ vanquished KAYD THE BOQ in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
TITO'S was demolished by GAYNE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
PAUL THE BEARER was outwaited by KARL-FRANZ in a popular 9 minute Bloodfeud contest.
DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered FOPDOODLE in a 3 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
AHNA MISSTEP bested HANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
DRUV savagely defeated GALPOH CHIPAXE in a 3 minute gory master's Challenge brawl.
J-LAPENO was handily defeated by MEADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SAUCY SHERIFF overpowered AHROG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FOZZY GEEZER was defeated by CARDINAL SINNER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KILLIAN was beaten by HERMAN MELVILLE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
CURANDERO beat DEVIOUS DEACON in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MICKEY SPLITZ subdued POUNCING PONTIF in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
SIR CHARLES bested KARMA POLICE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute master's bout.
TANKERA was defeated by ALEKSANDR in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
WONDER WOMAN devastated ORLANDO in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SGT. YORK was viciously subdued by RODGER NEFFER in a 3 minute veteran's brawl.
BAVIL overpowered DAINTY LEAF in a popular 6 minute one-sided bout.
JACOB GRIMM handily defeated OTTOBOT in a 2 minute gory mismatched competition.
BIG BROTHER luckily beat WYRMSHADOW in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
KOHLBE was overcome by TENN PENN in a 1 minute duel.
OTTO'S BIG-TIPPER overcame DORNE in a 2 minute contest.
MUMBLECRUST overpowered TIBERE GRACCHUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
REFRIGERATOR PERRY was defeated by CANTERBURY in a 2 minute duel.
DENNIS RODMAN beat STORMWING CADET in a 2 minute fight.
NIKOLAI GOGOL was viciously subdued by PUBLIUS SCIPIO in a 2 minute gory fight.
MARCUS CATO demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
STEPH CURRY slimly lost to WASTEL in a 2 minute novice vs. expert fray.
APPIUS CAUDEX was overpowered by DAGO DRACOSPEAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
NUN YA BUSINESS overpowered HOARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
G.K. CHESTERTON defeated FLAVIUS MANICUS in a 1 minute novice's match.
GROOG overpowered CHILI WILLEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REIKA beat HOT LIPS in a exciting 3 minute beginner's bout.
KAWHI LEONARD devastated HOT TAMALE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
GEORGE ELIOT was demolished by BLUE BULL in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  20 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  18 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  28 -  5      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  35 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  53 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  42 -  3      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  33 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         AIMED BLOW        29 -  33 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  32 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  27 -  1      43  |

Turn 449 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    AGAVE 3599                 17  15  1  104 INEBRIATION (27)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALEKSANDR 1372             21  17  1  128 FAR TRAVELERS (113)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR CHARLES 3733           29  20  0  117 NBA LEGENDS (156)
SLASHING ATTACK  KARMA POLICE 3855          15  10  0  100 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PARRY-LUNGE      WONDER WOMAN 62            21  15  2   98 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAYNE 3783                 25  16  2   93 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
BASHING ATTACK   SHAQ 3840                  17  12  0   89 NBA LEGENDS (156)
AIMED BLOW       MUMBLECRUST 3954            5   0  0   60 DARQUE AGES (29)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DENNIS RODMAN 3894         10   8  0   46 NBA LEGENDS (156)
PARRY-STRIKE     WASTEL 3917                10   4  1   37 DARQUE AGES (29)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAYNE 3783.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KARL-FRANZ 3946.  The ten other most popular fighters were KARMA POLICE 3855, 
POUNCING PONTIF 3923, REIKA 3963, RODGER NEFFER 3872, DAINTY LEAF 3890, FOPDOODLE 
3953, GALPOH CHIPAXE 3823, MICKEY SPLITZ 3973, JACOB GRIMM 3834, and PUBLIUS SCIPIO 
3966.

The least popular fighter this week was GEORGE ELIOT 3978.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOT TAMALE 3980, HOT LIPS 3941, CHILI WILLEY 3975, FLAVIUS 
MANICUS 3976, APPIUS CAUDEX 3970, REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552, TIBERE GRACCHUS 3971, SGT. 
YORK 61, TANKERA 3873, and AHROG 3927.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

AGAVE (81-3599) INEBRIATION (27)