DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/22/2024 Duedate: 05/04/2024
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 892
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE JERKS 10/1451 46 23 0 66.7 5 THE MENTORS 10/408 212 194 6 52.2
3 DARK TOADS 85/1429 1155 945 10 55.0 THE MENTORS 12 7/1457
LIVING DEAD 29/1406 6 BUSH 7/1433 195 228 2 46.1
TWISTED OAK 82/1421 PITCH PERFECT 1/1419
DRAGON'S FIST 21/1471 YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428
OBSIDIAN HALL 42/1440 7 CASTAWAYS 7/199 887 1115 10 44.3
GIANTS & GOLEMS 4/1470 SKAITHVARN 51/235
THE HOLY LEGION 10/490 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 8 MADNESS 21/1475 84 108 1 43.7
BLOODHAMMER CLAN 6/1456 HEROS INC 2/1467
DARK CONSTRUCTS 12/1418 FEMMES FATAL 18/734
MAGUS MAJESTATIS 33/1425 CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464
MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384 CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468
GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378 9 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 28 44 0 38.9
102ND DIRE LANCERS 84/1432 11 JOHNS 5/927 1827 3114 29 37.0
DARK CONSTRUCTS IX 85/1415 AUTHORS 21/749
GRIZZLED VETERANS! 56/1458 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
UNLIKELY HEROES 18W 97/1408 12 SOUL HAREM 1/1444 106 197 2 35.0
4 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 26 23 1 53.1 13 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 9 19 0 32.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo there.
Darkholm Arena had 23 fights today. One unlucky fellow died. There were no
challenges and no avoids.
DARWIN (10-6236) (86-84-0,231) of THE MENTORS fought ROHNERT (33-7070) (34-35-
2,193) of MAGUS MAJESTATIS. DARWIN assassinated ROHNERT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven
melee. Darwin got 46 recognition points for this nasty result.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR (42-1671) (59-125-0,174) of HIGHLANDERS fought ALEMBIC (4-
1925) (26-27-1,111) of THE BLOODGUARD. ADABEMIS & BALMADOR lost to ALEMBIC in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute fray. The two unfortunate dwarfs, Adabemis Eldandabem and Cheery
Balmador, lost 34 points for this disaster. Ms Balmador, who was standing on the
shoulders of Adabemis, said that Adabemis was hit on the nose with the harder half of
a half-rotten apple.
PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-3909) (97-131-2,227) of AUTHORS fought GRUNDWULF (6-7233)
(56-70-5,208) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN. PATRICIA CORNWELL was bested by GRUNDWULF in a
action packed 3 minute gory brawl. Ms Cornwell remains our overall popularity leader.
This turn's favorite fighter is Lennon, who is also the top Slasher. LENNON (5-
4087) (119-98-3,243) of JOHNS fought CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (60-84-2,182) of FEMMES
FATAL. LENNON viciously subdued CHANA-RAE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
Chana-Rae is the leading Parry-Riposte.
The least popular? That would be Gaol. GAOL (5-5891) (46-56-1,181) of YOU DON'T
SAY fought MAJOR CINNAMON (97-6894) (114-58-4,204) of UNLIKELY HEROES 18W. GAOL was
overpowered by MAJOR CINNAMON in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Major Cinnamon is our
top Parry-Strike.
CHALEUR (1-7415) (34-49-1,153) of SOUL HAREM fought MINSTREL (4-2505) (23-13-
4,175) of THE BLOODGUARD. CHALEUR was viciously subdued by MINSTREL in a popular 2
minute gruesome match. Chaleur is our leading Parry-Lunge, a difficult style I have
heard.
KHEFRAS (7-1930) (70-127-0,193) of CASTAWAYS fought SHOHAN (2-6520) (43-45-2,202)
of HEROS INC. KHEFRAS lost to SHOHAN in a popular 3 minute fight. Shohan remains our
highest ranked Striker.
CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (86-36-0,236) of THE JERKS fought NIGHT STALKER (29-262)
(98-105-3,203) of LIVING DEAD. CUP O'PIZZA slimly lost to NIGHT STALKER in a popular
2 minute gruesome duel. Night Stalker is now Darkholm's top Lunger.
Billy Blanks remains our leading Aimed Blow. BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (85-65-0,238)
of PITCH PERFECT fought ATHENA (7-6674) (93-63-2,206) of THE MENTORS 12. BILLY BLANKS
slimly won victory over ATHENA in an action packed 4 minute brutal battle. Ah, this
would be why Athena lost the top Lunger spot.
ISHMAIL (1-9650) (44-60-1,271) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought DREAMWEAVER (21-9025)
(35-33-0,195) of DRAGON'S FIST. ISHMAIL defeated DREAMWEAVER in a crowd pleasing 3
minute duel. Ishmail continues as the highest ranked Wall of Steel.
Jhaaran remains Darkholm's best Total Parry, and the Keeper of the missing
Runeblade. JHAARAN (10-2017) (129-92-3,265) of THE HOLY LEGION fought EVERYTHING ZEN
(7-6959) (42-36-0,225) of BUSH. JHAARAN bested EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Title fight.
That's all I can say about today's fights. Until next time, cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHAARAN 10-2017 130 92 3 274 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISHMAIL 1-9650 45 60 1 279 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
DARWIN 10-6236 87 84 1 277 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 86 65 0 261 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
LENNON 5-4087 120 98 3 246 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 99 105 3 234 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
-AERYN SUN 10-4268 56 26 0 234 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
HANNA 3-8094 33 18 1 224 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
SCHARV 51-1209 109 118 0 221 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
GRUNDWULF 6-7233 57 70 5 216 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1456) TRANSEL
ANVIAM 56-4571 44 53 2 211 GRIZZLED VETERANS! (1458) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 115 58 4 209 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE
SHOHAN 2-6520 44 45 2 208 HEROS INC (1467) NIANIA
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 42 37 0 208 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
SHADOW GOLEM 4-6916 18 12 0 206 GIANTS & GOLEMS (1470) JHELUM
RAMYL 85-4491 91 75 2 205 DARK CONSTRUCTS IX (1415) JASPER GULCH
KYLROI 40-4534 84 72 0 204 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
ATHENA 7-6674 93 64 2 203 THE MENTORS 12 (1457) BONSUR
EVILYONE 42-5125 63 39 2 200 OBSIDIAN HALL (1440) RODEKI
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 97 132 2 198 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 86 37 0 196 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 42 26 6 194 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
DREAMWEAVER 21-9025 35 34 0 194 DRAGON'S FIST (1471) SUNSET
AMPHIBIOUS BLACK 85-20931 48 76 1 193 DARK TOADS (1429) JASPER GULCH
KHEFRAS 7-1930 70 128 0 190 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
GAOL 5-5891 46 57 1 190 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 60 85 2 189 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
BEELRETH 84-41537 59 40 1 188 102ND DIRE LANCERS (1432) BLACKSTONE
ROHNERT 33-7070 34 36 2 186 MAGUS MAJESTATIS (1425) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SIR TRISTAN 60-9075 59 48 1 184 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 54 44 2 182 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 76 270 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MARIK BLOOD 82-18992 41 52 1 177 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
MINSTREL 4-2505 24 13 4 177 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
THE EUNUCH 1-5000 29 68 1 176 SOUL HAREM (1444) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 30 25 0 173 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
DRACSI 12-7156 105 60 2 170 DARK CONSTRUCTS (1418) RIZTAB
-SUN TZU 59-310 33 29 3 165 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
CHALEUR 1-7415 34 50 1 157 SOUL HAREM (1444) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALEMBIC 4-1925 27 27 1 149 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
-HENRY VAN GIESON V 59-436 20 12 0 149 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 59 126 0 140 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-EGIL SKALLAGRIMSON 59-1964 33 17 1 139 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
-BALIN 2-13 18 16 4 132 KILLER DWARVES (94) NIANIA
DANTALLION 4-2028 35 19 1 130 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FARGEN ICEHOLE 59-1938 25 15 1 90 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 38 58 2 88 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
-BOOGIE WOOGIE RED 7-7253 17 21 2 80 DETROIT BLUES (1474) BONSUR
MISTI 21-9595 18 9 0 62 MADNESS (1475) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ROHNERT 33-7070 34 36 2 MAGUS MAJESTATIS 1425 DARWIN 10-6236 892
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Billy Blanks -- Oh no, I hate seeing you walk out onto the sands to face me. --
Khefras
Major Cinnamon -- That was a really good fight. -- Scharv
Raistlin Majere -- You called us a stupid idiot! Are you the one who always hides
among the spectators and shouts that during the fights? -- Cheery Balmador
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JHAARAN bested EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
BILLY BLANKS slimly won victory over ATHENA in a action packed 4 minute brutal battle.
ISHMAIL defeated DREAMWEAVER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
RAISTLIN MAJERE was devastated by HANNA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PATRICIA CORNWELL was bested by GRUNDWULF in a action packed 3 minute gory brawl.
LENNON viciously subdued CHANA-RAE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
DARWIN assassinated ROHNERT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CUP O'PIZZA slimly lost to NIGHT STALKER in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
KHEFRAS lost to SHOHAN in a popular 3 minute fight.
GAOL was overpowered by MAJOR CINNAMON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DRACSI was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SHADOW GOLEM devastated NEEDLE BOY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by RAMYL in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
KYLROI lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bout.
EVILYONE viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
SCHARV devastated AMPHIBIOUS BLACK in a popular 4 minute mismatched brawl.
ANVIAM overpowered KWAI CHANG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR TRISTAN was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BEELRETH bested THE EUNUCH in a popular 2 minute bout.
CHALEUR was viciously subdued by MINSTREL in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR lost to ALEMBIC in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
MARIK BLOOD overpowered DANTALLION in a 3 minute one-sided match.
MISTI was overpowered by SNEEZING PANDA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 13 - 0 66 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 46 - 47 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 53 - 55 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 31 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 26 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
Turn 892 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JHAARAN 10-2017 130 92 3 274 THE HOLY LEGION (490)
WALL OF STEEL ISHMAIL 1-9650 45 60 1 279 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)
AIMED BLOW BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 86 65 0 261 PITCH PERFECT (1419)
SLASHING ATTACK LENNON 5-4087 120 98 3 246 JOHNS (927)
LUNGING ATTACK NIGHT STALKER 29-262 99 105 3 234 LIVING DEAD (1406)
PARRY-STRIKE MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 115 58 4 209 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408)
STRIKING ATTACK SHOHAN 2-6520 44 45 2 208 HEROS INC (1467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHANA-RAE 18-1988 60 85 2 189 FEMMES FATAL (734)
PARRY-LUNGE CHALEUR 1-7415 34 50 1 157 SOUL HAREM (1444)
The overall popularity leader is PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909. The most popular warrior
this turn was LENNON 5-4087. The ten other most popular fighters were ISHMAIL
1-9650, EVILYONE 42-5125, BILLY BLANKS 1-9375, SHOHAN 2-6520, ATHENA 7-6674, PATRICIA
CORNWELL 21-3909, SCHARV 51-1209, MINSTREL 4-2505, ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671, and
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959.
The least popular fighter this week was GAOL 5-5891. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE EUNUCH 1-5000, SIR TRISTAN 60-9075, KWAI CHANG 2-6528, NEEDLE BOY
6-7631, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, MISTI 21-9595, DANTALLION 4-2028, CHALEUR 1-7415, 2
+ 2 = 4 38-4190, and DRACSI 12-7156.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 2 0 RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 3 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 JASPER GULCH(85) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 1 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISHMAIL 1-9650 45 60 1 279 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464) MORDANT
SHOHAN 2-6520 44 45 2 208 HEROS INC (1467) NIANIA
HANNA 3-8094 33 18 1 224 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468) OSKSI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHADOW GOLEM 4-6916 18 12 0 206 GIANTS & GOLEMS (1470) JHELUM
LENNON 5-4087 120 98 3 246 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRUNDWULF 6-7233 57 70 5 216 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1456) TRANSEL
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 42 37 0 208 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
JHAARAN 10-2017 130 92 3 274 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
DRACSI 12-7156 105 60 2 170 DARK CONSTRUCTS (1418) RIZTAB
CHANA-RAE 18-1988 60 85 2 189 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 97 132 2 198 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 99 105 3 234 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
ROHNERT 33-7070 34 36 2 186 MAGUS MAJESTATIS (1425) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 76 270 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
KYLROI 40-4534 84 72 0 204 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
EVILYONE 42-5125 63 39 2 200 OBSIDIAN HALL (1440) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 109 118 0 221 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
ANVIAM 56-4571 44 53 2 211 GRIZZLED VETERANS! (1458) ROCANIS
SIR TRISTAN 60-9075 59 48 1 184 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
MARIK BLOOD 82-18992 41 52 1 177 TWISTED OAK (1421) DWES EG
BEELRETH 84--23999 59 40 1 188 102ND DIRE LANCERS (1432) BLACKSTONE
RAMYL 85-4491 91 75 2 205 DARK CONSTRUCTS IX (1415) JASPER GULCH
MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 115 58 4 209 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE