AD Date : 04/29/2024 Duedate: 05/11/2024 ANDORAK ARENA DM 105 TURN 892 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 WARCKERS 26/587 4028 2809 49 58.9 SUPERIOR FORCES NT 81/1112 FOOD CHAIN 25/1189 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 INCARNATIONS 52/711 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 BOOK OF CHANGE 25/1231 3 MADNESS 41/1229 20 25 0 44.4 BOOK OF THOMAS 32/1196 MADNESS 7 40/1237 BOOK OF THOMAS 39/1195 HERO'S INC 20/1228 SECOND CHANCES 33/1018 GREEN EGGS & HAM 41/1235 2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2322 2215 13 51.2 BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205 SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 DARQUE FARCES 60/1201 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/1119 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER The Unknown Spy master couldn't make any worthwhile notes, because he had a bag over his head. You miss so much that way. We're up to fourteen fights now. No challenges, no avoids no total parries, no deaths. Life is good. Or at least, not seriously bad. If I put a bag over my head will they pay me ten gold? I could use it, everybody's sending me big bills. Avoid illness and injury; it's too expensive. And handicap's normal activities. Not that the numbers are huge here? You think we've all got Covid? But aimed blows dominated at six, with lungers next at five, and on down from there. For the title: HATHOR (52-4437) (91-52-2,222) of INCARNATIONS fought RAVEN (71-3435) (87-136- 2,212) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3. HATHOR devastated RAVEN in a action packed 3 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. I wouldn't call that such a huge mismatch. Hathor is our master slasher. Other fights: OXIDIZED ANGEL (25-6133) (98-51-2,456) of FOOD CHAIN fought SAVORY (32-4143) (183-207-1,285) of DEAD WE SUCK. OXIDIZED ANGEL viciously subdued SAVORY in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. That poor Angel, top aimed blow though he/she is, needs to get some rust protection. Savory is our overall popularity leader today. JUSTICE (26-4709) (116-85-0,212) of WARCKERS fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-0- 0,181) of the Standbys. No skills for you Justice; standbys don't teach well. Justice is our foremost ripper. JUSTICE devastated GHRYSHAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest. BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) (112-48-4,196) of SECOND CHANCES fought SSSS (82-14051) (80-133-0,193) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6D. BEACHED WHALE devastated SSSS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl. A whale on the beach is in trouble, we all know that. Especially against a top striker like SSSS. DIABLO BLANCO (32-6761) (74-51-2,207) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought JULIANNE (84- 19630) (106-166-1,207) of SUPE FORCES 2A02. DIABLO BLANCO overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. Gosh, a fight in which neither warrior has an honor to show! WAR EAGLE (32-4767) (43-74-3,197) of DEAD WE SUCK fought BENDER (41-5267) (27- 35-2,185) of MADNESS. WAR EAGLE lost to BENDER in a action packed 3 minute duel. Bender is our steeliest wall. HEADLESS CHICKEN (32-4204) (55-64-1,190) of DEAD WE SUCK fought AJAX (20-933) (33-46-1,197) of HERO'S INC. HEADLESS CHICKEN was viciously subdued by AJAX in a action packed 2 minute fight. No surprise here; I've dealt with headless chickens; they're helpful, worse than sitting duck. Ajax is our leading lunger today. JALAPENO BUSINESS (63-3473) (41-34-0,197) of BAD ATTIFOOD fought CHUPUCASUPERIOR (81-1229) (49-74-0,156) of SUPERIOR FORCES NT. JALAPENO BUSINESS overpowered CHUPUCASUPERIOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. People put jalapenos in everything, and I don't approve. Wilma put some in my breakfast oatmeal. NAKED HACKER (26-5455) (52-31-2,193) of WARCKERS fought MYSTIC MIRAGE (32-4635) (43-80-2,162) of DEAD WE SUCK. NAKED HACKER overpowered MYSTIC MIRAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. I know we're on the brink of May, but it really isn't warm enough to go out with nothing on, especially when you're going to get hacked up. HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) (75-115-0,200) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 fought PRINTING (11-8433) (26-26-0,161) of ORACLE. HUNGRY HIPPO devastated PRINTING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. The Hippo was our foremost plunger today, and Printing was least popular. Somebody our there is anti-literacy. ZENAKU (39-4280) (27-23-0,167) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought DARK HELMET (60-9328) (35-44-1,179) of DARQUE FARCES. ZENAKU was savagely defeated by DARK HELMET in a popular 8 minute bloody brawl. I'd be suspicious of an empty dark helmet, but it isn't like Zenaku had a choice here. Zenaku was the most popular warrior today. Put on a great show. LONGBOW (41-5399) (21-7-2,175) of GREEN EGGS & HAM fought BANTAM (25-6449) (24- 16-1,148) of BOOK OF CHANGE. LONGBOW overcame BANTAM in a action packed 1 minute gory fight. Seems like a longbow is too much firepower for a mere little banty hen. Bantam is our leading piker today. BASNIVAN (39-4344) (25-14-1,113) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought TAEL KAL (105-7) (0-0- 0,110) of the Standbys. BASNIVAN bested TAEL KAL in a action packed 1 minute duel. is an easy win over a standby worth the reduced learning? UNO (40-5094) (17-6-3,84) of MADNESS 7 fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) of the Standbys. That makes three today. UNO overpowered OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl. Uno is our leading basher. So there you have it. I'm going to go have some ice cream with NO jalapenos in it. -- Fred THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HATHOR 52-4437 92 52 2 235 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133 99 51 2 464 FOOD CHAIN (1189) LYRATILAN JUSTICE 26-4709 117 85 0 218 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM DIABLO BLANCO 32-6761 75 51 2 218 BOOK OF THOMAS (1196) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SAVORY 32-4143 183 208 1 210 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 113 48 4 206 SECOND CHANCES (1018) NIYTYOLE ISLAND AJAX 20-933 34 46 1 203 HERO'S INC (1228) SEAM HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 76 115 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG RAVEN 71-3435 87 137 2 201 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR SSSS 82-14051 80 134 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119) DWES EG JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 42 34 0 199 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI BENDER 41-5267 28 35 2 197 MADNESS (1229) KATI-TEI JULIANNE 84-19630 106 167 1 196 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE NAKED HACKER 26-5455 53 31 2 196 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM WAR EAGLE 32-4767 43 75 3 189 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204 55 65 1 188 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT DARK HELMET 60-9328 36 44 1 186 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TUSK 71-7408 35 61 2 180 E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197) KYR'TERR LONGBOW 41-5399 22 7 2 178 GREEN EGGS & HAM (1235) KATI-TEI ZENAKU 39-4280 27 24 0 168 BOOK OF THOMAS (1195) XOCHITHLAN MYSTIC MIRAGE 32-4635 43 81 2 166 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRINTING 11-8433 26 27 0 161 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY CHUPUCASUPERIOR 81-1229 49 75 0 158 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (1112) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BANTAM 25-6449 24 17 1 150 BOOK OF CHANGE (1231) LYRATILAN BASNIVAN 39-4344 26 14 1 118 BOOK OF THOMAS (1195) XOCHITHLAN GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY UNO 40-5094 18 6 3 89 MADNESS 7 (1237) ZENSU '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HATHOR devastated RAVEN in a action packed 3 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. OXIDIZED ANGEL viciously subdued SAVORY in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. JUSTICE devastated GHRYSHAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest. BEACHED WHALE devastated SSSS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl. DIABLO BLANCO overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. WAR EAGLE lost to BENDER in a action packed 3 minute duel. HEADLESS CHICKEN was viciously subdued by AJAX in a action packed 2 minute fight. JALAPENO BUSINESS overpowered CHUPUCASUPERIOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. NAKED HACKER overpowered MYSTIC MIRAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. HUNGRY HIPPO devastated PRINTING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. ZENAKU was savagely defeated by DARK HELMET in a popular 8 minute bloody brawl. LONGBOW overcame BANTAM in a action packed 1 minute gory fight. BASNIVAN bested TAEL KAL in a action packed 1 minute duel. UNO overpowered OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 46 - 0 65 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 46 - 39 - 0 54 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 0 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 13 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 18 - 0 38 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 10 - 0 38 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 - 0 25 | Turn 892 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK HATHOR 52-4437 92 52 2 235 INCARNATIONS (711) AIMED BLOW OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133 99 51 2 464 FOOD CHAIN (1189) PARRY-RIPOSTE JUSTICE 26-4709 117 85 0 218 WARCKERS (587) LUNGING ATTACK AJAX 20-933 34 46 1 203 HERO'S INC (1228) PARRY-LUNGE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 76 115 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139) STRIKING ATTACK SSSS 82-14051 80 134 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119) WALL OF STEEL BENDER 41-5267 28 35 2 197 MADNESS (1229) PARRY-STRIKE BANTAM 25-6449 24 17 1 150 BOOK OF CHANGE (1231) BASHING ATTACK UNO 40-5094 18 6 3 89 MADNESS 7 (1237) The overall popularity leader is SAVORY 32-4143. The most popular warrior this turn was ZENAKU 39-4280. The ten other most popular fighters were HATHOR 52-4437, OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133, SAVORY 32-4143, DARK HELMET 60-9328, WAR EAGLE 32-4767, AJAX 20-933, RAVEN 71-3435, JUSTICE 26-4709, DIABLO BLANCO 32-6761, and BENDER 41-5267. The least popular fighter this week was PRINTING 11-8433. The other ten least popular fighters were MYSTIC MIRAGE 32-4635, CHUPUCASUPERIOR 81-1229, BANTAM 25-6449, JULIANNE 84-19630, SSSS 82-14051, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204, UNO 40-5094, and BASNIVAN 39-4344. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 SEAM(20) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 4 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRINTING 11-8433 26 27 0 161 ORACLE (1214) ARUAK CITY AJAX 20-933 34 46 1 203 HERO'S INC (1228) SEAM OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133 99 51 2 464 FOOD CHAIN (1189) LYRATILAN JUSTICE 26-4709 117 85 0 218 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM DIABLO BLANCO 32-6761 75 51 2 218 BOOK OF THOMAS (1196) ARVAT BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 113 48 4 206 SECOND CHANCES (1018) NIYTYOLE ISLAND ZENAKU 39-4280 27 24 0 168 BOOK OF THOMAS (1195) XOCHITHLAN UNO 40-5094 18 6 3 89 MADNESS 7 (1237) ZENSU BENDER 41-5267 28 35 2 197 MADNESS (1229) KATI-TEI HATHOR 52-4437 92 52 2 235 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA DARK HELMET 60-9328 36 44 1 186 DARQUE FARCES (1201) ARADI JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473 42 34 0 199 BAD ATTIFOOD (1205) AMEN-TEI RAVEN 71-3435 87 137 2 201 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR CHUPUCASUPERIOR 81-1229 49 75 0 158 SUPERIOR FORCES NT (1112) SHADOWSPIRE HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927 76 115 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG JULIANNE 84-19630 106 167 1 196 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE