DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/23/2026 Duedate: 08/05/2026
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM 19 TURN 1053
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LITTLE BEAR
LAKOTA (167)
(19-2075) [9-8-1,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LITTLE BEAR COLONEL TAYLOR
LAKOTA (167) DRUNK HISTORY (534)
(19-2075) [9-8-1,121] (19-6234) [6-3-0,87]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LITTLE BEAR CAJUN CHAOS
LAKOTA (167) DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
(19-2075) [9-8-1,121] (19-6337) [2-5-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE ALLIANCE (542)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 59
2. THE ALLIANCE (542) 23 ORION (488)
3. UNDER THE SEA (533) 16 Unchartered Team
4. CHAOS KIDS (384) 13
5. LAKOTA (167) 9 DRUNK HISTORY (534)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544) 10 0 0 100. 1/ 1 THE ALLIANCE (542) 10 5 1
2- 2*BEST EFFORT (538) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 2 LAKOTA (167) 7 8 1
3- 3 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543) 11 3 0 78.6 3/14 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 5 5 1
4- 4*DROP THE REMIX (539) 7 2 1 77.8 4/ 3 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541) 4 5 1
5/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534) 6 3 0 66.7 5/ 4 CHAOS KIDS (384) 4 6 0
6/ 5 ORION (488) 33 26 1 55.9 6/10 ORION (488) 2 0 1
7/ 6 UNDERWORLD (201) 55 50 1 52.4 7- 5*MOON UNIT MONKS (509) 2 1 0
8/ 7 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518) 207 194 9 51.6 8/13 UNDERWORLD (201) 2 2 0
9/ 8 CHAOS KIDS (384) 251 246 14 50.5 9/ 8 UNDER THE SEA (533) 2 6 0
10/ 9 UNDER THE SEA (533) 85 98 15 46.4 10- 9 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544) 1 0 0
11/10 LAKOTA (167) 83 101 5 45.1 11/ 0*DRUNK HISTORY (534) 1 0 0
12/11 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541) 14 18 2 43.7 12-11*BEST EFFORT (538) 1 0 0
13-12*MOON UNIT MONKS (509) 5 7 1 41.7 13- 6*DROP THE REMIX (539) 1 0 0
14/13 THE ALLIANCE (542) 46 67 5 40.7 14/ 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 1 2 0
15/14 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)193 517 35 27.2 15-12 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
ZUWAYZA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Take
a look at DEMONIC CHILI'S' act, as they have a 4-1-1 week and gain 11 places in the
team ranking. It was a tough week for DROP THE REMIX, to drop 7 places in the
rankings. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ALMANAC was
overcame by LITTLE BEAR and drops 8 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't
sit back and say 'Challenge me'! TAU ORIONIS made a Dark Arena Challenge against
BANDIT PRINCE this week. Our battling duelmaster TAU ORIONIS has managed to hold the
title, fending off BANDIT PRINCE's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time,
DARK ARENA. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUWAYZA arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad LAKOTA? Big bad LAKOTA. Big bad LAKOTA.
ZUWAYZA's afraid of the big bad LAKOTA. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like
math, try this one: LAKOTA + Weapons That go Boom = DEMONIC CHILI'S + Avoid City.
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, NEON PEON would be president.
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, CARIBEAN RED went after RICOCHET, who was higher by 20 points.
Well, when the dust settled, CARIBEAN RED overcame RICOCHET.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! TAU ORIONIS defied all odds and slew BANDIT PRINCE in the
Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as BANDIT PRINCE's meat is
notoriously tough. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the
arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZUWAYZA have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE BEAR 2075 9 8 1 121 LAKOTA (167)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PLATINUM 6302 14 9 1 96 THE ALLIANCE (542)
-HELL'S HOWITZER 6307 11 3 0 91 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WEEPY WILLOW 6291 12 8 1 88 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)
UREA 2451 13 10 0 87 UNDERWORLD (201)
COLONEL TAYLOR 6234 6 3 0 87 DRUNK HISTORY (534)
BROAD BILL 6250 13 22 4 85 UNDER THE SEA (533)
ALMANAC 6249 21 20 1 84 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PASSIONATELY BALD 6272 5 1 1 66 DROP THE REMIX (539)
BLACK KNIFE 1973 13 7 0 60 LAKOTA (167)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPOTTED EAGLE 2047 9 11 1 56 LAKOTA (167)
JACQUES 6298 10 4 0 54 UNDER THE SEA (533)
RICOCHET 6297 9 17 3 53 CHAOS KIDS (384)
CARIBEAN RED 6311 8 6 1 53 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
-RABBI LINGUEL 5997 3 0 1 53 MOON UNIT MONKS (509)
HOT LIPS 6354 3 1 2 40 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
CYNAMINT 6385 5 3 0 38 THE ALLIANCE (542)
NEON PEON 6368 6 5 1 35 THE ALLIANCE (542)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPICE GIRL 6333 5 2 0 34 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAJUN CHAOS 6337 2 5 0 33 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STANDFAST 6289 2 2 1 23 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)
-FATHER TYME 5995 1 1 0 21 MOON UNIT MONKS (509)
-NO GO 6261 1 0 0 21 BEST EFFORT (538)
THE SEED 6379 1 1 0 17 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
-BLESS 5996 1 3 0 16 MOON UNIT MONKS (509)
EAGLE WOMAN 6384 3 5 1 15 LAKOTA (167)
ROCKY 6399 1 0 0 15 CHAOS KIDS (384)
ATHENA 6394 2 2 0 11 THE ALLIANCE (542)
-GEE WILLIKERS 6319 1 0 0 9 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
SHELDON 6387 0 5 0 9 CHAOS KIDS (384)
MARCUS 6393 2 2 0 8 THE ALLIANCE (542)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIPSTICK DIVE 6382 2 2 1 CHAOS KIDS 384 PLATINUM 6302 1050
MAVIN 6392 2 2 0 CHAOS KIDS 384 HOT LIPS 6354 1053
TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390 2 4 0 LAKOTA 167 NEON PEON 6368 1053
MUDD 6327 4 10 1 THE ALLIANCE 542 RICOCHET 6297 1049 REVENGED
FLOATER 6403 0 1 0 UNDER THE SEA 533 SHEWISH GIANT 1053 NONE
GOAT FISH 6365 2 1 0 UNDER THE SEA 533 STANDFAST 6289 1051
CALL GIRL 2971 8 4 0 UNDERWORLD 201 LITTLE BEAR 2075 1051
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAU ORIONIS butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOATER was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BLACK KNIFE was demolished by WEEPY WILLOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CARIBEAN RED devastated RICOCHET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOT LIPS assassinated MAVIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SPICE GIRL bested STANDFAST in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
EAGLE WOMAN was overpowered by CYNAMINT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LITTLE BEAR devastated ALMANAC in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
BROAD BILL was overcome by UREA in a 2 minute expert's melee.
COLONEL TAYLOR vanquished SPOTTED EAGLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PLATINUM vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
JACQUES overcame CAJUN CHAOS in a popular 6 minute bout.
NEON PEON murdered TOUCH THE CLOUDS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHELDON was overcome by ATHENA in a exciting 1 minute contest.
MARCUS was demolished by THE SEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
ROCKY luckily beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 2 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 16 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 16 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 27 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 1053 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK LITTLE BEAR 2075 9 8 1 121 LAKOTA (167)
AIMED BLOW PLATINUM 6302 14 9 1 96 THE ALLIANCE (542)
SLASHING ATTACK WEEPY WILLOW 6291 12 8 1 88 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)
PARRY-RIPOSTE UREA 2451 13 10 0 87 UNDERWORLD (201)
LUNGING ATTACK COLONEL TAYLOR 6234 6 3 0 87 DRUNK HISTORY (534)
PARRY-STRIKE BLACK KNIFE 1973 13 7 0 60 LAKOTA (167)
TOTAL PARRY JACQUES 6298 10 4 0 54 UNDER THE SEA (533)
PARRY-LUNGE CYNAMINT 6385 5 3 0 38 THE ALLIANCE (542)
WALL OF STEEL SPICE GIRL 6333 5 2 0 34 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LITTLE BEAR 2075. The most popular warrior this
turn was CAJUN CHAOS 6337. The ten other most popular fighters were SPICE GIRL 6333,
PLATINUM 6302, SHELDON 6387, CARIBEAN RED 6311, LITTLE BEAR 2075, UREA 2451, COLONEL
TAYLOR 6234, JACQUES 6298, THE SEED 6379, and WEEPY WILLOW 6291.
The least popular fighter this week was TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPOTTED EAGLE 2047, ALMANAC 6249, EAGLE WOMAN 6384, STANDFAST
6289, MAVIN 6392, RICOCHET 6297, BLACK KNIFE 1973, ROCKY 6399, MARCUS 6393, and NEON
PEON 6368.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TAU ORIONIS (19-5745) ORION (488)