DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/09/2026    Duedate: 07/06/2026

FRATSFA ARENA

DM 52    TURN 478

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUMPKINHEAD
OTTO'S PARTS (150)
(52-2451) [3-4-0,154]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUMPKINHEAD                    POSITION IS EMPTY
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             
(52-2451) [3-4-0,154]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DENTAL IMPLANT                 PUMPKINHEAD
OTTO'S PARTS (150)             OTTO'S PARTS (150)
(52-4601) [14-24-0,107]        (52-2451) [3-4-0,154]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTTO'S PARTS (150)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150)            27 
2. KIWI CONNECTION (337)         26    IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. IRON CATHEDRAL (159)          17    Unchartered Team
4. THE ROYALISTS (237)           9  
5. THE BARRIO (464)              7     RAGE (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)     462 346 28 57.2   1/ 2 OTTO'S PARTS (150)        9  5 0
 2/ 3 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    50  42  5 54.3   2/ 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    8  5 2
 3/ 2 KIWI CONNECTION (337)     16  14  1 53.3   3/ 3 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      8  7 0
 4/ 4 THE BARRIO (464)          33  29  1 53.2   4/ 4 KIWI CONNECTION (337)     6  9 0
 5- 5 THE BLUES 52 (456)        26  24  0 52.0   5/ 5 THE BARRIO (464)          2  1 0
 6/ 6 OTTO'S PARTS (150)       520 492 27 51.4   6- 6 THE BLUES 52 (456)        2  3 0
 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)       330 471  3 41.2   7/ 0 THE ROYALISTS (237)       1  1 0
 8/ 0 THE ROYALISTS (237)       16  27  4 37.2   8/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  FRATSFA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, TEABAG@NOLA 
23.1 had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by OTTO'S PARTS!  Way 
to go OTTO'S PARTS!  MVP award for GLEN?  KIWI CONNECTION's proud of him after 
beating ICE UNICYCLE and getting 26 points.  What a putz!  PINCHED NERVE fights so 
hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said it was a 
genius...  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh 
well, welcome PUMPKINHEAD.  Aren't OTTO'S PARTS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy 
that said FRATSFA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't 
look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  TEABAG@NOLA 
23.1 was FRATSFA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what OTTO'S PARTS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from TEABAG@NOLA 23.1, that's fer sher.  Can THE BARRIO's CABRON be more popular than 
me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was 
holding my breath when I found out HANGNAIL challenged LUKE'S.  After all, haven't 
OTTO'S PARTS and TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 had a long standing duel in FRATSFA?  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but LUKE'S wants me to write about it since it was 
overcame by HANGNAIL.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All FRATSFA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUMPKINHEAD 2451              3   4  0 154         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PINCHED NERVE 4747           10   5  1 113         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 DENTAL IMPLANT 4601          14  24  0 107         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWO HANDS 4529               11  47  1  85         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
 GLEN 3339                     6   1  1  83         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     
 ICE UNICYCLE 4734            18  12  2  82         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 LAVEAU ROYALE 4797            7   0  0  80         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 OHIO JONES 4701              19  22  0  79         MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)        
 MURRAY 3341                   6   4  0  73         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANGNAIL 4748                11   5  0  63         OTTO'S PARTS (150)        
-HURRICANE 4798                7   2  2  60         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARON BURTON 4703              7   4  0  52         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 LUKE'S 4770                  14   6  1  49         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    
 RELIQUARY 4801                5   2  1  44         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
-BLIND WILLIE 4673             4   1  0  38         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
-KATHERINE HENDERSON 4715      5   1  0  37         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 NORK ONE-EAR 2256             3   3  2  36         THE ROYALISTS (237)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MISSISSIPPI JOHN HUR 4670     7   6  0  27         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 COBALT SAINT 4795             6   7  0  25         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
-VOODOO CHICKEN 4806           2   2  0  24         TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENTIEY 4182                  3   0  0  21         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     
-LITTLE HAT JONES 4674         3   7  0  21         THE BLUES 52 (456)        
 BRONZE SAINT 4799             4   5  1  18         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 PHYRRUS 4808                  2   1  0  14         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 EAVIA 4809                    1   2  0  11         IRON CATHEDRAL (159)      
 WINQUIK 2275                  0   3  0   3         THE ROYALISTS (237)       
 FITCHETT 4812                 0   1  0   1         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAHLIA 4813                   0   1  0   1         KIWI CONNECTION (337)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TARGET DUMMY 4702       7 32 0 MIDDLE WAY 8 351     HURRICANE 4798         477  
FATTY LIVER 4651       13 17 0 OTTO'S PARTS 150     ICE UNICYCLE 4734      476 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TWO HANDS was viciously subdued by CABRON in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
HANGNAIL viciously subdued LUKE'S in a slow 13 minute gruesome Challenge match.
PUMPKINHEAD viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's Title contest.
DENTAL IMPLANT devastated MURRAY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ICE UNICYCLE was devastated by GLEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OHIO JONES was viciously subdued by LAVEAU ROYALE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
RELIQUARY won victory over VISITING ORC in a popular 1 minute duel.
NORK ONE-EAR slimly won victory over COBALT SAINT in a 2 minute gory duel.
BRONZE SAINT defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a dull 5 minute match.
BENTIEY beat WINQUIK in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
EAVIA devastated DAHLIA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PHYRRUS subdued FITCHETT in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  13 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   9 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  13 -  1      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 478 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GLEN 3339                   6   1  1   83 KIWI CONNECTION (337)
WALL OF STEEL    ICE UNICYCLE 4734          18  12  2   82 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   LAVEAU ROYALE 4797          7   0  0   80 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TOTAL PARRY      HANGNAIL 4748              11   5  0   63 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUKE'S 4770                14   6  1   49 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
PARRY-LUNGE      RELIQUARY 4801              5   2  1   44 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DENTAL IMPLANT 4601.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PUMPKINHEAD 2451.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAVEAU ROYALE 
4797, DENTAL IMPLANT 4601, NORK ONE-EAR 2256, RELIQUARY 4801, WINQUIK 2275, TWO HANDS 
4529, GLEN 3339, COBALT SAINT 4795, BENTIEY 4182, and EAVIA 4809.

The least popular fighter this week was HANGNAIL 4748.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUKE'S 4770, BRONZE SAINT 4799, DAHLIA 4813, ICE UNICYCLE 4734, MURRAY 
3341, OHIO JONES 4701, FITCHETT 4812, PHYRRUS 4808, EAVIA 4809, and BENTIEY 4182.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DENTAL IMPLANT (52-4601) OTTO'S PARTS (150)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CABRON (52-4742) THE BARRIO (464)