DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2026    Duedate: 06/17/2026

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 288

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THAKA
OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)
(85-7492) [11-3-2,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THAKA                          TOOTH BENDER
OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)        PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)
(85-7492) [11-3-2,114]         (85-1446) [7-1-0,70]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LIGDISH BANG                   BARBED SPITE
PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)       PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)
(85-1839) [17-45-1,97]         (85-10744) [1-2-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)        25 
2. BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)         22    OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)       16    Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)       12 
5. BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)        11    RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   14   5  1 73.7   1/ 1 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   3  0 0
 2- 2 SEA MADNESS (5181)         8   3  0 72.7   2/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   3  0 0
 3/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   21   9  2 70.0   3/ 3 HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       3  2 0
 4/ 4 OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)    9   4  0 69.2   4/ 4*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    3  3 0
 5- 5*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)       4   2  0 66.7   5/11 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   2  0 0
 6/ 0*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)       2   1  0 66.7   6- 6 JOHN BROWN (5724)         2  0 0
 7- 7*PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413)  5   3  0 62.5   7- 7 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       2  0 0
 8/ 9*PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)     8   6  0 57.1   8/ 5 HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    2  1 0
 9-10 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 11   9  1 55.0   9/21 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   2  1 0
10/ 8 HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)     6   5  0 54.5  10/22 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  2  3 0
11/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)   7   6  0 53.8  11/ 0*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      1  0 0
12-13 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   16  14  2 53.3  12-13*PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413) 1  0 0
13/15 OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   14  13  0 51.9  13-14*PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414) 1  0 0
14/11*BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)      7   7  0 50.0  14/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)  1  0 0
15/12 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)     7   7  0 50.0  15- 8 OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   1  0 0
16-17 JOHN BROWN (5724)         71  81  7 46.7  16-15*NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      1  1 0
17/18 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335) 152 179  5 45.9  17/ 0 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     1  1 0
18/ 0 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    26  31  2 45.6  18/ 0 BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       15  18  1 45.5  19/12 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     1  1 0
20/ 0 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     23  31  0 42.6  20- 9 SEA MADNESS (5181)        1  1 0
21/20 HOWLIN PULSE (9137)        8  11  0 42.1  21/16*BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     1  2 0
22-21 DARK INSANITY (9473)      12  17  0 41.4  22/18*PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)  1  2 0
23/22 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   27  39  1 40.9  23/28 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  1  2 0
24/ 0 BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    23  36  1 39.0  24/10 OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    1  2 0
25/25 OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)   6  10  1 37.5  25/17 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      1  3 0
26/23 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     16  28  2 36.4  26-20 DARK INSANITY (9473)      0  2 0
27-26*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410)  2   4  0 33.3  27/ 0 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    0  2 0
28-27*PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414)  1   2  0 33.3  28-24*TANKER FRIENDS (7384)     0  2 0
29/16*PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)   1   2  0 33.3  29-25*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 0  2 0
30/24 BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)       7  15  0 31.8  30-26*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 0  2 0
31-28*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406)  1   6  0 14.3  31-27 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 0  2 0
32-29*TANKER FRIENDS (7384)      1   9  0 10.0  32-29*PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 0  1 0
33-30*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704)  0   3  0  0.0  33-19 OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JASPER GULCH.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not OF WOLF AND MAN4's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 21st to 9th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  PHILANTHROPISTS II moved up 12 places, to 10th.  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at OF WOLF AND MAN, cause they 
dropped by 14.  What's with DON JEWELL?  He actually beat JASPER GULCH's VETERAN 
MERCENARY, and walked away with 21 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at OF 
WOLF AND MAN6 while they watched THAKA clobber REDRIX.  He lost 10 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I'm sure JASPER GULCH is excited about 
THAKA, the new Duelmaster from OF WOLF AND MAN6.  (remember?)  But when you've seen 
as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     Warriors of JASPER GULCH unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a 
warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAKA 7492                   11   3  2 114         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIGDISH BANG 1839            17  45  1  97         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  
 REDRIX 50077                  5   4  0  92         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCOLI 7508                   9   4  0  85         OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   
 GERI LEAH LOUIS 55060        12  10  1  83         BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)     
 DON JEWELL 55069              9   7  0  82         BIG LAKE PEOPLE (6572)    
-ROBERT PAULSON 370 20231     11   9  1  75         PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 
 EMO PHILLIPS 55090            8   6  1  73         BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    
 TOOTH BENDER 1446             7   1  0  70         PHILANTHROPISTS3 (259)    
 OH OLISH OHOONI 10752         6   3  0  69         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SABOR 7489                    9   8  0  67         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THROWDOWN 31244               6   3  1  65         JOHN BROWN (5724)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRITZ 7514                    6  10  1  53         OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  
 KANTOS KAN 7664               7   7  0  52         OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    
 MANSION NECKLACE 42973        6   5  0  42         HOWLIN STEALS 2 (7836)    
-RICARDO DOOM 51930            5   5  0  36         DARK INSANITY (9473)      
-GABRIEL LANCE 51934           4   2  0  35         NIGHT'S DREAM (9474)      
 JACQUES WEVIL 55010           4   2  0  35         BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)   
 TED SPARKS 51578              2   1  0  35         RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBERT PAULSON 586 29439      4   2  0  33         PROJECT MAYHEM 283 (5413) 
-ROBERT PAULSON 593 29425      2   4  0  30         PROJECT MONKEY 286 (5410) 
-GOOD OLE 39842                2   2  0  30         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       
 BARBED SPITE 10744            1   2  0  28         PHILANTHROPISTS 6 (1958)  
 TERSI HOAXLORE 55257          1   2  0  27         BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     
 JULIE COX 54722               0   3  0  27         BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     
 WHISPER TICKLE 55131          2   2  0  24         BIG LAKE F2F3 (6570)      
-ROBERT PAULSON 585 29445      1   2  0  24         PROJECT MAYHEM 282 (5414) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBERT PAULSON 663 29405      1   6  0  23         PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 
-ORC SPRITE 55325              2   2  0  19         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  
-BATTLER 54874                 2   4  0  18         HOWLIN PULSE (9137)       
 DENNIS MILLER 55268           0   2  0  18         BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    
-DROGAK VORTEX 55342           2   0  0  17         OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   
-ROBERT PAULSON 376 20245      0   3  0  15         PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 
-MIKE ELLINGSWORTH 55245       1   0  0   9         BIG LAKE BEACH (7876)     
-FISTMCVEEFPUNCH 55311         0   1  0   7         TANKER FRIENDS (7384)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOT ENUFF 40680         0  1 0 BIG LAKE F2F3 6570   HIGH ELF               288 NONE
DOA4 55292              0  1 0 BIG LAKE FEVER 8971  STONE GOLEM            288 NONE
HEIDI HAZZARD 54626     0  1 0 BIG LAKE PEOPLE 6572 SHEWISH GIANT          288 NONE
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOA4 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEIDI HAZZARD was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
NOT ENUFF was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
REDRIX was overpowered by THAKA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
LIGDISH BANG luckily beat EMO PHILLIPS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
GERI LEAH LOUIS was unbelievably bested by DUCOLI in a 2 minute master's fight.
OH OLISH OHOONI overpowered MANSION NECKLACE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TOOTH BENDER savagely defeated KANTOS KAN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
DON JEWELL vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SARKOJA viciously subdued JULIE COX in a 3 minute gory duel.
FRITZ overpowered WHISPER TICKLE in a 2 minute uneven match.
HASTE SABER was beaten by TERSI HOAXLORE in a 1 minute fight.
BARBED SPITE was luckily beaten by JACQUES WEVIL in a crowd pleasing 10 minute match.
TED SPARKS viciously subdued DENNIS MILLER in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  24 -  2      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  22 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  24 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  13 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 288 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  REDRIX -15459               5   4  0   92 HOWLIN PULSE (9137)
LUNGING ATTACK   GERI LEAH LOUIS -10476     12  10  1   83 BIG LAKE MUSIC (6566)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMO PHILLIPS -10446         8   6  1   73 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)
AIMED BLOW       OH OLISH OHOONI 10752       6   3  0   69 PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1960)
TOTAL PARRY      JACQUES WEVIL -10526        4   2  0   35 BIG LAKE 2020F2F (8973)
WALL OF STEEL    TED SPARKS -13958           2   1  0   35 RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIGDISH BANG 1839.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BARBED SPITE 10744.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOOTH BENDER 
1446, TED SPARKS -13958, GERI LEAH LOUIS -10476, SARKOJA 7484, FRITZ 7514, THAKA 
7492, DON JEWELL -10467, REDRIX -15459, LIGDISH BANG 1839, and EMO PHILLIPS -10446.

The least popular fighter this week was DENNIS MILLER -10268.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HASTE SABER 1449, WHISPER TICKLE -10405, JULIE COX -10814, 
MANSION NECKLACE -22563, NOT ENUFF -24856, HEIDI HAZZARD -10910, DOA4 -10244, JACQUES 
WEVIL -10526, TERSI HOAXLORE -10279, and KANTOS KAN 7664.