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Date : 07/14/2026 Duedate: 07/27/2026
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 388
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 RHYME TYME 55/385 576 359 4 61.6 SORCERER KINGS 83/494
2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 462 461 11 50.1 6 AVID FANS 45/491 82 109 0 42.9
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439 BAD SIGNS 83/397
3 REDHORSE 56/469 994 1059 8 48.4 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/481
MOSSRUNNERS 1/113 7 DEFROSTED 75/455 248 353 6 41.3
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 190 210 7 47.5 CON + INSULT 32/442
DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon!
There were just 13 fights in Storm Rock Arena today. Four were challenges, and
three involved stand-ins. The stand-ins had a 2-1-0 turn. Of those four challenges,
all were made by warriors from Bad Signs, who had a 1-3 record in those fights. They
were all up-challenges. I hope the fighters making the challenges at least learned a
lot. Darque Ages was most avoided by Bad Signs. Based on last turn's rankings, that
is team #6 avoiding team #4. This turn, no one died.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (61-41-0,235) of BAD SIGNS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (471-230-5,495) of RHYME TYME. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a
1 minute Challenge Title fight. Mod Cod, of course, is the longtime Champion of the
Horn, overall popularity leader, and top Lunger. Spawn's Blue Beer is the leading
Aimed Blow and he actually lost 25 recognition points in this fight.
The top Slasher Hummingbird, who's been on a losing streak lately, has finally
won. THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (61-34-1,195) of DEFROSTED fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(118-136-0,197) of REDHORSE. THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2
minute one-sided competition. She gained 26 recognition points. Hummingbird is still
top Slasher.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (43-76-0,190) of BAD SIGNS challenged TEM OF SMALLCLIFF
(35-4865) (67-83-5,196) of HOUSE JHEREG. OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TEM
OF SMALLCLIFF in a 5 minute battle. Mr. of Smallcliff is now our highest ranked Wall
of Steel, as he gained 12 points in this fight.
Here was a fairly bold challenge. MOM'S MAD (83-698) (24-15-0,107) of BAD SIGNS
challenged KIKI VILLYN (33-10759) (31-10-1,137) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. MOM'S MAD was
defeated by KIKI VILLYN in a 2 minute Challenge duel. Mom's Mad got 10 points for
this brave attempt.
This was an interesting fight because both fighters distingued themselves in some
way. THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (92-55-1,181) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BUCK (1-
2291) (83-189-0,203) of MOSSRUNNERS. THE LEPER'S HAND lost to BUCK in a crowd
pleasing 6 minute brutal fight. The Leper's Hand was voted most popular for this
turn, and Buck became the top Total Parry.
TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (78-90-1,211) of CON + INSULT fought MOOSE (56-3459) (85-
123-0,210) of REDHORSE. TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by MOOSE in a crowd pleasing
2 minute bloody match. Moose is our ranking Striker.
The Brute Squad is Storm Rock's top-ranked Basher. DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (33-
28-1,117) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BRUTE SQUAD (45-5326) (20-43-2,96) of AVID
FANS. DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE BRUTE SQUAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
In our next to last fight, Carmina Burana demonstrated that she hasn't quite
gotten adjusted to the Isle yet. CARMINA BURANA (81-4087) (16-9-0,60) of DARQUE AGES
fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-0,60). CARMINA BURANA was devastated by RIRORNI
SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. You know, they don't still have prisoners
from the Rirorni war in the stand-ins team anymore; those guys would be way too old.
This so-called Rirorni Soldier was just some aggressive youngster dressed up in a suit
of Rirorni-style armor. He's taken to wearing that armor on the street. Please don't
encourage him.
ANDY SISCO (3-6465) (18-23-1,77) of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES challenged THE LEPER KING
(81-3995) (28-28-0,97) of DARQUE AGES. ANDY SISCO devastated THE LEPER KING in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest. Andy Sisco won the fight and 22 recognition
points.
Well, I've said all I can, since I try not to gossip. I hope you all have a good
two weeks. And stop by for cookies, since I always bake on fight days.
-- Trish Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 472 230 5 515 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 84 189 0 225 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 119 136 0 223 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-RENEGADE-RAT 41-388 58 47 3 222 RAT PAK (468) KATI-TEI
-RAT SOLDIER 62-5152 67 38 0 220 RODENTIAN NATION (466) VALAMANTIS
MOOSE 56-3459 86 123 0 218 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-NARSIL 81-3401 68 48 1 216 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 61 42 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-RINGIL 81-3633 52 40 2 210 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
-TWITCH-RAT 6-7821 34 29 0 210 RAT PAK (486) TRANSEL
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 83 5 202 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JAVELINO 56-3728 77 96 1 198 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 78 91 1 195 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 79 125 1 190 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
-ANDURIL 81-3435 55 52 2 190 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 43 77 0 190 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 61 35 1 186 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 92 56 1 184 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SALACIA VILE 83-853 23 26 4 180 SORCERER KINGS (494) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KIKI VILLYN 33-10759 32 10 1 140 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 38 34 1 123 THUNDERBIRDS (488) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955 34 28 1 123 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
MOM'S MAD 83-698 24 16 0 117 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANDY SISCO 3-6465 19 23 1 98 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481) OSKSI
THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326 20 44 2 93 AVID FANS (491) STORMCROWE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CANTERBURY 81-3901 23 12 1 79 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE LEPER KING 81-3995 28 29 0 77 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754 17 18 0 65 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CARMINA BURANA 81-4087 16 10 0 50 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
EXYL ROTT 20-1515 15 20 0 49 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-RATINTHEKITCHEN 1-9986 15 31 0 45 RAT PAK (485) MORDANT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 5 minute battle.
MOM'S MAD was defeated by KIKI VILLYN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ANDY SISCO devastated THE LEPER KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
THE LEPER'S HAND lost to BUCK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BROKEN TOE won victory over SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute duel.
JAVELINO vanquished RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE BRUTE SQUAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK defeated EXYL ROTT in a exciting 1 minute match.
CARMINA BURANA was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANTERBURY was subdued by RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 12 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 29 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 23 - 1 18 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 7 - 0 0 |
Turn 388 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 472 230 5 515 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 84 189 0 225 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
SLASHING ATTACK HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 119 136 0 223 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK MOOSE 56-3459 86 123 0 218 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 61 42 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397)
WALL OF STEEL TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 83 5 202 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326 20 44 2 93 AVID FANS (491)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A
DUCK 83-275, MOOSE 56-3459, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BUCK 1-2291, HUMMINGBIRD
56-3475, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, MOM'S MAD 83-698, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, ANDY SISCO
3-6465, and JAVELINO 56-3728.
The least popular fighter this week was CARMINA BURANA 81-4087. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE LEPER KING 81-3995, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, CANTERBURY
81-3901, THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326, SALACIA VILE 83-853, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, MOD COD
55-2638, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, and EXYL ROTT 20-1515.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 4 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 4 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 84 189 0 225 MOSSRUNNERS (113) MORDANT
ANDY SISCO 3-6465 19 23 1 98 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481) OSKSI
EXYL ROTT 20-1515 15 20 0 49 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
TOUCH BASE 32-6828 78 91 1 195 CON + INSULT (442) ARVAT
KIKI VILLYN 33-10759 32 10 1 140 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865 68 83 5 202 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326 20 44 2 93 AVID FANS (491) STORMCROWE
MOD COD 55-2638 472 230 5 515 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 119 136 0 223 REDHORSE (469) ROCANIS
THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934 61 35 1 186 DEFROSTED (455) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 92 56 1 184 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 61 42 0 210 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE