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Elephant
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Joined: Apr 16, 2003
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:59 pm |
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Wow, I just sent Turn 2 off and talk about intense. Who should I challenge? Who should I avoid? Should I use challenge or if challenge? Des, res, or open? Lunge or Dodge? Way too much over thinking for me. Wonder how many brain cells I just killed? Still sound familiar?
I forgot how much I really enjoy TOGS. Turn 1 was actually pretty exciting and eventful. Though it was probably overshadow by an incident that I’m not going to speak on anymore, I feel TGOS will take a turn in the right direction and the spirit of TOGS will prevail.
I must say Paul and Anti set the bar high with their spots. No disrespect to anyone else, I either didn’t read yours or am not smart enough to understand. As always, Manager's TOGS Predictions were fun to read. Manager if you’ll honor the odds, I’d like $10 on Punk in Drublic and $10 on Killer Wedgies. Who will make me laugh next turn? Who will get edited?
What rivalries are out there? Of the rivalries what are the new ones?
What's your ideal Turn 2 (outside of 5-0)?
Best of luck to all on Turn 2. Let’s use all this competitiveness and passion in a positive direction.
My last question, why am I writing messages on this board on a Saturday? I really need a life |
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Anti
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Joined: Aug 04, 2003
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Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:35 pm |
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Yeah with all the... distractions and the fact that RSI sent me the wrong newsletter I'm just now getting to reading through all the spots.
Off the top of my head I thought Ben/Snotguy's spot was very enjoyable.. I'll probably have more kudos/jeers to pass out in the newsletter p-ads.
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The Consortium
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Location: on the golf course, in the garden, reading, traveling, and now Consulting
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:15 pm |
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A scoop from the IAWAFP .............
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Street_Legal
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Joined: Jul 29, 2002
Posts: 3559
Location: The Big D (etroit) area
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:19 am |
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I believe I will be the one to be edited this turn as I am going to try and introduce a new phrase here similiar to Nuln's Nutsack. It has to do with bowling and what you might use to carry your ball in?!?!? But whom shall it be coined for hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Elephant
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Joined: Apr 16, 2003
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Location: NoCal
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:23 pm |
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Street_Legal wrote: |
I believe I will be the one to be edited this turn as I am going to try and introduce a new phrase here similiar to Nuln's Nutsack. |
Well did Ed edit you? Got me again, jackass was changed to donkey and damn replaced with darn. Indimar's Woody went from Indimar's Woodside to Indimar's Woodrow Wagon. Just think how funny this line would've been in original form:
"Hurry quick, Indimar's Woody is on fire!"
I'm still wondering how Nuln's Nutsack made it through. A bribe perhaps? |
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JGW
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Joined: Sep 05, 2005
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:42 pm |
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Kudos to Samwise and Hammer for doing subtle jabs this turn in the spots. While I don't have any prizes to give away I do have to say I laughed at both mentions. I really figured I'd be the butt of more jokes in TOGS. I guess that will come the next TOGS, huh.
Now if it's just accidental and I'm reading too much into the spots...
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Hammer_Minister_of_War
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:15 am |
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JGW wrote: |
Kudos to Samwise and Hammer for doing subtle jabs this turn in the spots. While I don't have any prizes to give away I do have to say I laughed at both mentions. I really figured I'd be the butt of more jokes in TOGS. I guess that will come the next TOGS, huh.
Now if it's just accidental and I'm reading too much into the spots...
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Was also poking fun at myself for that Spot in Arena 45 I originally wrote [that did not get printed until the following cycle with the correction!] where I wrote your name as JGWorthington remember?
If most of the TOGS readers are unfamiliar with the happenings in Arena 45 the past few months then the parody I am writing in my TOGS scribings is lost on them!
But Yes I was parodying an alliance mate!
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Street_Legal
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:23 am |
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Elephant wrote: |
Street_Legal wrote: |
I believe I will be the one to be edited this turn as I am going to try and introduce a new phrase here similiar to Nuln's Nutsack. |
Well did Ed edit you? Got me again, jackass was changed to donkey and damn replaced with darn. Indimar's Woody went from Indimar's Woodside to Indimar's Woodrow Wagon. Just think how funny this line would've been in original form:
"Hurry quick, Indimar's Woody is on fire!"
I'm still wondering how Nuln's Nutsack made it through. A bribe perhaps? |
Yeah I got got. This was the original 2 end area paragraphs:
"Reach over and grab my Ball Bag" Stud said with a gleam in his eye. "Say what?" Soultaker said and I thought. After all the carrying of you I've done in ToGS past just do it he shouted back. "Not on your little life" Soulie guffawed back. "Fine then at least grab some peasnuts for me. Is that too much to ask of you?" he said with a mouthful. "Good god Little man what the hell is wrong with you?" Soulie said exasperated. Stud swallowed and said "Grab me some Peanuts while I get my ball bag out". I must say I felt like a one legged Cat on a frozen pond trying to bury a turd at that moment. "Oh peanuts" Soulie replied back and thus obliged.
Just then Death Stud explained he had just been downtown and saw that there was a new store in town between Nuln's Nutsacks and Manager's Teabags (tm). "I walked down to get some Peanuts and saw this sign ELEPHANT'S BALL BAGS" and discovered that Elephant had designed and made these wonderful new bags to place our bowling balls in and decided I had to have an Elephant Ball Bag (tm).
I did manage to sneak through Manager's Teabags though. Geez even had the word turd replaced with something. I had a feeling Elephant Ball Bag would not slide though |
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Darque
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Joined: Jun 21, 2002
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Location: Virginia
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:13 pm |
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I got edited and I just noticed it:
Snooker T. Herpetological Mangle was supposed to be Snooker T. Herpes Dangle. Not sure about that one. Once again, Nutsacks can get through, but not a herpes dangle. |
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The Consortium
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:07 pm |
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Despicable! Why in my day, we didn't dare talk about such crassness! |
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Darque
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:15 am |
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The Consortium wrote: |
Despicable! Why in my day, we didn't dare talk about such crassness! |
I know, I know, but everywhere you look there are Nutsackz and the like! |
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